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KempoMRK 07-24-06 07:11 AM

David Lama & Young Philly vs JTR & SPuL
 


Verses Due Friday at 11:59pm Eastern.
No Line Limit
You Must Vote On 2 Battles, Votes Will Be Deducted For Each Vote Not Completed.
Votes Due By Sunday Night.
Winner Announcement Posted On Monday Morning.
Biting = Ban.
Feeding = Vote Deduction.
Swaying = Vote Deduction.

This is the finals of a disappointing tourney. More bitching, moaning and bullshit has gone down than good battles. That's awful for a tournament. So, no pressure but it's now up to you four to redeem the tournament in some way, by having a dope as fuck battle and making the final a dope end to a not so dope tournament. Good luck and make sure you drop your illest.

J. Luth 07-24-06 11:47 AM

pic battle? 32 lines a team?

David Lama 07-24-06 01:22 PM

na, regular battle and 24 lines as a whole. 12 lines each person

Young P is here 07-26-06 04:07 AM

Stop posting you fuckin loser.
You're expected to look like shit, but a thread with me in it isn't.
:)
Thanks bud.

JTR 07-26-06 07:23 PM

I smoke better weed then Young Philly, chea!

J. Luth 07-27-06 05:00 PM

aiight, lol seen this dude Lama searching thru my shit. Old battles, old threads about me. So watch him bring back "Claims" that been played to death on me, and convicting me as a biter for using played concepts like he has many times on RM, and to mimesis last week. Try and beat us lyrically, not with biting claims like you did last week. shit son, everytime i look, I see you online. you 23 get a life, man. now listen up....

I'm gon be kickin' this kid's ass so bad, leave him brusin' black and blue
The way my boot leggin DL so much, the music industry will try and sue
Both y'all are jokes. And I think it might be right for me to note..
That I shouldn't mention your names...
..either that or get accused of biting jokes
Lama's on RM's dick. bro be advised your upon theft
So its no wonder David Wright's and rewords have half of Mets concepts
And Philly, I think you're wack. I confess, I might be a hater
But dude you Benadict for so long, I could arrest you for being a traitor
I'm blazin' right by y'all. You can just call it a breeze
And watch me rip up PhD, like I was shreddin' my college degree
Lama keeps his computer runnin' 24/7. You need to get a life, it's true
Cuz you know you're a couch potatoe...
...when your computer gets more exercise than you!
EZ

David Lama:
PM'ing me over and over to show, relaaaaaaaaaaaaax bro
You rose to the top of tag tourney, but ima burn you clown
& you'll think my verse is a real bitch, the way it turns you down
I drop like an animal, so it's understandable that ima beat on ya
Cuz when it comes down to animal instinct, Jackal eat Llama
Fucking f'real, you're the worst one here, i'll toss you aside
Cuz the weakest Islam, no wonder Muslims commit suicide!

Young Philly:
I'm coming out the gate swinging, so you'll be taken out
When I hit ya rib cage so hard, your heart'll get arrested for breakin' out
Muhfucka, when I throw fists, just know I wreckin' victims
One punch, leave ya head twistin' till they bring a priest in for exorcism
Big homo transvestite, i'll take you out, with kicks until ya ass is hurt
What's worse, he read ^^^^^^^^^ that
...then put on his dress & grabbed his purse

Bitchez!

David Lama 07-28-06 02:23 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spul
Hey, what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joke site
What you gon do wit yo verse, when the baboon wants it's ass back?


where Spul posted it
http://community.rapverse.com/showb...ad.php?t=146021

where he bit from (17th line)
http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/olly_b/insults.html

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spul
You’re so dirty... that you need to creep up on the bath water
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joke site
Yo mama's so dirty, she has to creep up on bath water.


where Spul posted it
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=124077

where Spul bit from (1st joke)
http://www.blitzhumor.com/yo12.htm

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spul
So a punch crossed yo mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joke site
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey


where Spul posted it
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=131692

where he bit from (Go to the bottom, it’s the 3rd joke to last.)
http://www.joesjokesite.com/jokes/f...w_joke/insults1

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spul
Y'alls birth certificates?..
...sorry letters from condom factories!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joke site
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.


where spul bit
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=231794

Where he bit from
http://www.anvari.org/shortjoke/SMS..._Liner/180.html

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spul
Lookin' at him, it's hard to imagine he's in his late teens
With a nose that makes such a great point... it belongs on the debate team
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fracture
Dissin other dudes pics likes urs is passable.
How when ya chin makes a Point thatd get a debate team to nationals.


where spul bit it
http://community.rapverse.com/showt...77&page=1&pp=15

where fracture posted it
http://72.14.209.104/search?q=cache...lient=firefox-a

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spul
Your rhymes are less felt, then scratched up pool tables, you're lame
And..
We all know that UBISOFT.... and I ain't talkin' bout computer games!
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Hensley
Quit actin thugged out, and don't ignore the hatin.
Dawg, we all know UBISOFT... like fans of game corporations.


where Spul bit it
http://community.rapverse.com/showt...77&page=1&pp=15

where John Hensley posted it (alot of people have bitten this line off Hens, its not played)
http://board.rapmusic.com/showthrea...ghlight=ubisoft

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spul
You must have stopped to think... and forgot to start again
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joke site
He stopped to think and forgot to start again.


where Spul posted it
http://community.rapverse.com/showt...&highlight=spul

where he bit from (number 34)
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_380.htm

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spul
You could prolly get enough exercise, by jus pushin' your luck
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joke site
I Get Enough Excercise Just Pushing My Luck


where Spul bit
http://community.rapverse.com/showt...&highlight=spul


where he bit it from (line D57)
http://72.14.209.104/search?q=cache...us&ct=clnk&cd=1

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spul
Cuz you got enough fat in your cheeks, to feed 7 thirdworld countries

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joke site
If we killed you, how many third world countries do you think you could feed?

where spul posted it
http://community.rapverse.com/showt...&highlight=spul

where he bit it from (just look for where Countries is highlighted)
http://72.14.209.104/search?q=cache...us&ct=clnk&cd=1


Quote:
Originally Posted by Spul
The only 4.0 you got in school.....
.................................................. ... was your B.A.C!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joke site
The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in school was my Blood Alcohol Content.


where Spul posted it
http://community.rapverse.com/showt...&highlight=spul

Where he bit it from (just go to where school and 4.0 is highlighted)
http://72.14.209.104/search?q=cache...us&ct=clnk&cd=3






David Lama:

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooo


Lets see what JTR has to say about Spul.

he said the follow here.
http://community.rapverse.com/showt...77&page=1&pp=15

Quote:
Originally Posted by JTR (speaking to Spul)
Fucking recycling, biting, cheating, not to mention annoying as hell on Msn. I don’t want to review another one of your verses for this tourney. I don’t want to go vote on your battles. I don’t want to give you more concepts and reword your shit, and I don’t want you telling me how much you elevated just from reading my battles. You fucking groupie.


J wants me to expose spul, dont ya see whats happening?
why else would he not do all that but yet come here to tag with him?
that paragraph before ya verse is some for real stupid shit
I mean, how can you biting be played when you still doing it?
everyone knows I fathered ya style jack, so this aint fair you see
dont need to take the t out ya name to see what u are compared to me
I peeped the past tag tourneys, no one was writing dope
we the 1st tag champs that arent a joke,
,,,while spul’s tagged champ at biting jokes
I wont joke about ya girl, but last week I was hitting that snatch
while last week u bit a joke, & the real joke was u winning that match
the proofs above my verse, even ya partner cant fight for u
Quote:
Originally Posted by JTR (vs. Spul)
cuz The kid really can’t take a joke, unless it’s from a site or two

http://community.rapverse.com/showt...pper&styleid=12
where JTR said that

p.s. yo spul if they ban you at RV
hit up ------------------





Young Philly:

JTR aka Jack The Ripper

First of all LMFAO @ flipping a Islam nameplay that Lama always does on himself.

Quote:
Originally Posted by JTR
Fucking f'real, you're the worst one here, i'll toss you aside
Cuz the weakest Islam, no wonder Muslims commit suicide!
Quote:
Originally Posted by David Lama
I got my mind set. your who I should slay next!
Islam putting an end to Glocks?, even Malcolm would say yes


http://www.projectrhyme.com/forums/...ght=lama+glocks

^one of the MANY times Lama has done the Islam nameplay on himself.


But super ROFLZ @ this.

Quote:
Originally Posted by SPul
But dude you Benadict for so long, I could arrest you for being a traitor
Quote:
Originally Posted by N.Tavarez
You've Benedict so long John Ratzinger bows down at ya knees


where Tav posted it
http://community.rapverse.com/showt...hlight=benedict
http://board.rapmusic.com/showthrea...hlight=benedict

Lmfao @ biting against us. And using a played DL line? geeeez. If that DL line get props please ban our accounts cause this site is a big joke then.

Yo,

You wish u were nice, I’ma leave this man more ripped
Cuz u benadict for so long u decided to bite that line & get banned for it
This aint a handicap match, nothing they post’s tight
its us vs. Spul and J…J standing for Jack AND Joke-sites
You shouldn't cheat, fuck you up? I'll give it a whirl
Last time I was caught pullin punches...
...I was into deep fisting your girl
Philly’s better than Jack, plus I must got u scared don
Cuz this is P / J...& anyone reading Jack’s verse should have a pair on
I'm dropping you, no you can't fuckin top me dude
J’s the only dude who sucks for work & sucks at his hobby too
You not as nice as Philly, kid is grimey man
After this we'll both rock shit on our wrists...
me a chain…you a hospital ID band

Note to the voters: don’t let whatever N.Tavarez says sway you, I think hes cool with spul so sure hes going to defend him

let the bitching begin.

Ill.Eyes 07-28-06 04:36 PM

lmao. this is funny.

2 rounds in a row and you've exposed 2 of the "better" dudes on here.. lmao

v/ lama & young


without looking at all the shit with biting n stuff i still think they took it.

I wont joke about ya girl, but last week I was hitting that snatch
while last week u bit a joke, & the real joke was u winning that match]
the proofs above my verse, even ya partner cant fight for u
Quote:
Originally Posted by JTR (vs. Spul)
cuz The kid really can’t take a joke, unless it’s from a site or two
You wish u were nice, I’ma leave this man more ripped
Cuz u benadict for so long u decided to bite that line & get banned for it
You not as nice as Philly, kid is grimey man
After this we'll both rock shit on our wrists...
me a chain…you a hospital ID band

Vs.

You rose to the top of tag tourney, but ima burn you clown
& you'll think my verse is a real bitch, the way it turns you down

i thought you 2 dropped rather weak.. with a couple played lines. like the take you out, DL, Islam...

v/ David Lama & Young Philly.

R. Lingo 07-30-06 09:56 AM

Lama's on RM's dick. bro be advised your upon theft
So its no wonder David Wright's and rewords have half of Mets concepts

&

You rose to the top of tag tourney, but ima burn you clown
& you'll think my verse is a real bitch, the way it turns you down

v.


that paragraph before ya verse is some for real stupid shit
I mean, how can you biting be played when you still doing it?
I wont joke about ya girl, but last week I was hitting that snatch
while last week u bit a joke, & the real joke was u winning that match

&

You wish u were nice, I’ma leave this man more ripped
Cuz u benadict for so long u decided to bite that line & get banned for it
You not as nice as Philly, kid is grimey man
After this we'll both rock shit on our wrists...
me a chain…you a hospital ID band



wasn't even close. david's personals were harsh as hell.. lmao @ go to BW.com. that shit had me rollin and it wasnt even a punch. spul bites. philly put the icing on the cake. and i just wont feelin shit from jtr.

v/ david and philly.

matt be glad i broke this down nigga.

KempoMRK 07-30-06 02:33 PM

This is directed at everyone. NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION UNLESS YOU ARE VOTING PROPERLY.

Now please vote properly and with explanations etc. It would be much appreciated. Thankyou.

King Solo 07-30-06 02:50 PM

SPuL & JTR

I'm gon be kickin' this kid's ass so bad, leave him brusin' black and blue
The way my boot leggin DL so much, the music industry will try and sue
a DL line... seriously, you couldn't do better ??
Both y'all are jokes. And I think it might be right for me to note..
That I shouldn't mention your names...
..either that or get accused of biting jokes
weak wording, not hard at all..
Lama's on RM's dick. bro be advised your upon theft
So its no wonder David Wright's and rewords have half of Mets concepts
this was pretty good..
And Philly, I think you're wack. I confess, I might be a hater
But dude you Benadict for so long, I could arrest you for being a traitor
not bitten, but fucking played and weak..
I'm blazin' right by y'all. You can just call it a breeze
And watch me rip up PhD, like I was shreddin' my college degree
ok, the nameplay was weak and forced..
Lama keeps his computer runnin' 24/7. You need to get a life, it's true
Cuz you know you're a couch potatoe...
...when your computer gets more exercise than you!
FUCK!! I should slap you rite now...
You rose to the top of tag tourney, but ima burn you clown
& you'll think my verse is a real bitch, the way it turns you down
this was meh... wording needs to be better
I drop like an animal, so it's understandable that ima beat on ya
Cuz when it comes down to animal instinct, Jackal eat Llama
this was fucking weak... do better..
Fucking f'real, you're the worst one here, i'll toss you aside
Cuz the weakest Islam, no wonder Muslims commit suicide!
this was decent, a played flip though..
I'm coming out the gate swinging, so you'll be taken out
When I hit ya rib cage so hard, your heart'll get arrested for breakin' out
these types of punches have to be RAW... this was ok
Muhfucka, when I throw fists, just know I wreckin' victims
One punch, leave ya head twistin' till they bring a priest in for exorcism
played to fuck, ok flip though... I guess..
Big homo transvestite, i'll take you out, with kicks until ya ass is hurt
What's worse, he read ^^^^^^^^^ that
...then put on his dress & grabbed his purse
i've seen like 6 punches using the same concept, this was probably the worst one...


VS.


David Lama & Young Philly

J wants me to expose spul, dont ya see whats happening?
why else would he not do all that but yet come here to tag with him?
weak, should've been harder..
that paragraph before ya verse is some for real stupid shit
I mean, how can you biting be played when you still doing it?
again, should be harder...
everyone knows I fathered ya style jack, so this aint fair you see
dont need to take the t out ya name to see what u are compared to me
MY GOD!! You called him JR... meh, that is weak..
I peeped the past tag tourneys, no one was writing dope
we the 1st tag champs that arent a joke,
,,,while spul’s tagged champ at biting jokes
GAY!!! FALSE!! That is all!
I wont joke about ya girl, but last week I was hitting that snatch
while last week u bit a joke, & the real joke was u winning that match
again, FALSE!! the last part to the 2nd line was ok..
the proofs above my verse, even ya partner cant fight for u
Quote:
Originally Posted by JTR (vs. Spul)
cuz The kid really can’t take a joke, unless it’s from a site or two

still on that concept, move on... its NOT FUCKING TRUE
You wish u were nice, I’ma leave this man more ripped
Cuz u benadict for so long u decided to bite that line & get banned for it
right, this was ok.. but it could've been flipped so much better
This aint a handicap match, nothing they post’s tight
its us vs. Spul and J…J standing for Jack AND Joke-sites
weak, plain and simple..
You shouldn't cheat, fuck you up? I'll give it a whirl
Last time I was caught pullin punches...
...I was into deep fisting your girl
lol, this was pretty funny..
Philly’s better than Jack, plus I must got u scared don
Cuz this is P / J...& anyone reading Jack’s verse should have a pair on
pretty cool..
I'm dropping you, no you can't fuckin top me dude
J’s the only dude who sucks for work & sucks at his hobby too
ok, i aint gonna waste time finding the link... BUT THIS IS BITTEN
You not as nice as Philly, kid is grimey man
After this we'll both rock shit on our wrists...
me a chain…you a hospital ID band
AND SO THE FUCK IS THIS.... CONCEPT IS ANYWAY!!


Fuck man, after all the bitching and moaning. This battle was a fucking waste of my time. Both teams dropped beyond ass and the fact is, Lama/Philly probably had like two decent bars in this battle, and SPuL/JTR had one. The rest was played to fuck, false personals, and corny ass shit that needs erasing completely. And as for Lama, if you are looking for biters then look at your partner... because I KNOW that those last two bars are bitten. At least by your definition anyway. But, I ain't about to waste my time bringing links and quotes showing some dude biting a concept or two. The fact is, probably every battler on the net has re-used some one elses concepts, intentionally or unintentionally. So, when it comes down to finally making a decision on who won... I'll go with Lama and Philly, because at least Philly had the decency to drop at least two decent punches.

On the real though, this battle sucked ass... it doesn't even deserve a vote from anyone in my opinion because all of the bullshit has let it down. But, I have wasted all this time and so I'll vote just to get this over with.

V/ - Lama & Philly

M&rk 07-30-06 03:07 PM

You rose to the top of tag tourney, but ima burn you clown
& you'll think my verse is a real bitch, the way it turns you down
..
vs
..
that paragraph before ya verse is some for real stupid shit
I mean, how can you biting be played when you still doing it?
everyone knows I fathered ya style jack, so this aint fair you see
dont need to take the t out ya name to see what u are compared to me
the proofs above my verse, even ya partner cant fight for u
Quote:
Originally Posted by JTR (vs. Spul)
cuz The kid really can’t take a joke, unless it’s from a site or two

..
Philly’s better than Jack, plus I must got u scared don
Cuz this is P / J...& anyone reading Jack’s verse should have a pair on
///
wow
..
..
vote- lama and phil... EZ
...
..
and agian wow... how is spul not banned after all that research?

J. Luth 07-31-06 01:47 PM

lmao @ the swaying with the biting accustation AND your excessive feeding.

and Yes, if you can do that to sway, this isn't swaying for me to defend myself. I'm not gonna even worry about that joke shit. Cuz 99% of those shits are on my first name, when Feeble and L.I. tried to get me banned, and shit strobe said jokes wouldn't be put in for biting. and i don't really care if y'all think it is or not. Fact is, like Nick said everyone uses jokes in lines from time to time. Doesn't mean you bit. but lol go ahead thinkin' what you want. Like I post on this site for respect. pshhhhh..and lmao @ the fracture one. wow...I mean it's not hard to come up with that concept. So many text battlers out there of course there are gonna be one or two who use something similiar.

but as for UBIsoft thing, let's see ;) :

You wanted a vet?? but I caught him in the newbie loft
...I mean fuck kid....even my video games say UbiSoft
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...ghlight=UBISOFT
^smokajoka July 6th 2004

You postin? Should of brought ya Crew from the start off
Cuz you couldnt have ya Brothers in Ya Arms cuz Ubisoft
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...ghlight=UBISOFT
.azn. from March 31, 2005

Yes he a lame fat dude, writtin’ gay, D’s non fancy
This game... Ubisoft, and we aint playin Tom Clancy’s

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...ghlight=UBISOFT

^jaecen on April 31, 2005

bitch what u think comein here to battle me nigga u soft
bitch nigga ur the biggest nerd on here UB AKA Ubisoft
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...ghlight=UBISOFT

^Lambragini

This matchup is fun, entertainment, now that your in front of me
it is an easy win because we all know Ubisoft like the game company
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...ghlight=UBISOFT
^Trepidation™ Feb 21, 2006
Quit actin thugged out, and don't ignore the hatin.
Dawg, we all know UBISOFT... like fans of game corporations

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...ghlight=UBISOFT
^Dope June 3rd, 2006

^lmao that is all JUST from RB. OH, and funny thing is. according to YOUR opinion of biting, then John Hensley bit that "UBISOFT" concept off Smokajoka who was first to use it on RB.AND also four people on just RB used it BEFORE Hensely. ME, I wouldn't call that biting, but apparantly to you and Philly that would be considered biting right?
and lmao if Nick is right about the biting from Philly. lmao be mad funny. I know for a fact he recycled that sucks and hobby line on RB as well. but lmao @ claimin' I bit from N. Taverez just because I used the same wordplay. LMAO that is the dumbest shit I heard. god damn you two are funny with what you consider biting.

but f'real, Lama, if you think I BIT that UBIsoft line. Why not go make a thread on RM exposing the beloved John Hensely? I saw your one on Blackdef on RM, but doesn't look like shit happened with that either. but lol it's coo, you think what you want. I know i ain't bite, so that be that. but shit, go holla @ John about biting the UBISFOT concept then. IMO, I don't think he bit, but according to your standards he did. :rolleyes:

David Lama 07-31-06 08:08 PM

thats cool. now explain all the other lines lol

J. Luth 07-31-06 08:12 PM

^already did read it. but f'real, if you think UBISOFT is bitten, so then you saying Hensely bit too then right? cuz according to what you said he prolly did. and according to what Young Philly considers a bite, he DEF did. IMO not a bite. played wordplay isn't a bite.


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