'Cuz my verse stick to you like something perverse
 

[FONT=Arial]Alright guys, peep this, [B]MC Elmers Glue[/B] is in the mizziefrizzie, and I'm going to tell you right now I make these phat beats like Einstein does physic anamoly feats. I'm the mix outlaster, the bass bastard, all while I learn to do my calculus problems faster. I don't have a good body because I'm a procraster, the girls say my face is a disaster, but that's ok because I'm a third level Dungeons and Dragons master. Now some of you will act like George Bush and always be on the attack, and it's probably just because I'm not black,..

:nono: Which is understandable but it doesn't make my flow any less wack:nono:

It's all good though, brush your shoulders off and piss on some lines whodie.

*flexes calf muscles*[/FONT]

^^^ you amuse me... haha

I'm glad because rappin's for pleasin', not for teasin', but I'll go off on someone if they give a reasin'.

*Gives you his beeper number and a platinum tooth*

Funny shit, but ....

[B]This post doesn't belong here.


On the front page you'll see something that says [URL=http://community.rapbattles.com/forumdisplay.php?f=6]Front Lines[/URL]. The Front Lines are where battles are to take place. If you want to challenge someone to a battle, go into the Front Lines and at the top you'll see a link called [URL=http://community.rapbattles.com/forumdisplay.php?f=13]Bitch Slapped[/URL]. Create a new thread asking for a battle. Once you've agree to battle someone, go back into the Front Lines and create another new thread where you will battle.[/B]
[B]
If you want to post a keystyle/freestyle/written verse- look on the front page again. Scrolling down you will see a link called [URL=http://community.rapbattles.com/forumdisplay.php?f=5]Open Mic[/URL]. Create a new thread here and insert your verse.[/B]