The Pied Piper of R&B
 

R. Kelly has taken to call himself the Pied Piper of R&B
For those who dont know, the pied piper is an old fable
I shall tell it to you

A long time ago there was a small town with a proble. The town was overun with rats. No matter what the towns people did they were not able to get rid of the rats.

One day a young man came into town and said he would be able to get rid of the rats. He called himself the pied piper. A deal was struck with the townspeople and he was to be paid money for getting rid of the rats.

He stepped outside and began to play his pipe. The sound enchanted the rats and they all followed him out of town.

When he returned the town was rejoicing, no more rats. When he inquired about his payment the townspeople gave him the cold shoulder and refused to pay him.

As he was angered for not being payed he began playing his pipe and was once again followed out of time. The followers, much like the rats were never seen from again.

The followers were: The children of the town

With that read, do you feel safe when R Kelly calls himself the Pied Piper of R&B, knowing about his previus problem with children.

Your thoughts?

What Would Happen... If R. Kelly And Michael Jackson Threw A Party?

rats would eat michael jacksons face

And R. Kelly Would Have All The Kids To Himself.

What Joy!

^^there would be BOTH girls and boys invited...

peace
4:20

i always wondered what pied piper meant. what does he actually mean when he call himself that.

and they all must have certified Learner's Liscense and/or birth certificate's to reach the age limit of entry...

NO ONE ABOVE 15!!!!

peace
4:20

R. Kelly is much more sane than Michael Jackson. He fucked a girl he thought was of age, and found out later she lied about it. Big deal. However, MJ lures kids onto his ranch and anally plays with them. Now, who's bad?

I heard that R.Kelly urinated in the girl's mouth

^^^That's sick, R.Kelly is a lot saner than MJ whoever made that point. I bet that girl was coughin up piss tho. Nasty thought

This has gone way off topic

lol i could stare at axe's sig allll day

damn is there gonna be punch and pie there?

FUCK MICHAEL JACKSON...
He is greedy...
So many kids are not getting Barbie dolls and action figures for Christmas