Billy Mays>Mj
 

R.I.P. pitchman!

this is billy mays here to sell you another wonderful product

R.i.p Billy Mays

...n fuck the shamwow guy

fuck i hate infomercials.

dieing left right and center. next month there will be no celebrities left. some of yall asses probably be on the next episode of i love money or some shit

from the ceiling to the floor, from the garage to your front door!
With less elbow grease in that scrub, you've still got a high quality cleaned tub
it gets the grit and the grime, saving you energy and saving you time!1!


im billy mayz
buy diz shit.

hi, i'm billy mays.

you witnessed not one, but two celebrity deaths.

buttttttt wait. if you call in the next 48 hours i'll throw in an extra death ABSOLUTELY FREE!

R.I.P

right... i thought billy sold that too but its that lame dude with the ear peice haha, someone had a shamwow last night, it was funny

i saw shamwows at target.....was tempted to test yo.

yep shamwow guy n billy mays appearantly had beef

lol@infomercial beef

lol, infomercial beef is the new fad. . .watch n see

yo clear out dat full ass pm box

^^^
right, haha