Finals Matchup: Adam verses Cola Round One
 

Finals Matchup: Adam verses Cola Round One

Checkin by Wednesday 11:59PM EST
Both yall drop ONE Punch due Friday 11:59PM EST

Round 2 will be set next week.

Been walked on your whole life, even your wife's pretending she's keen,
The last time she put anything in it for Cola, it came out a vending machine.

Here Adam lets tally the votes, men lie, women lie numbers dont
N by checkin any statistic Red Bull's always being owned by Coke

vote- adam
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your wordplay is sayin to me that his wife doesn't put anything (effort) into cola (their relationship). and to me thats more personal than cola's.
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cola is saying coke own's red bull in real life therefore he owns you in this battle, clever and relivant and educational, but less personal.
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i think the wordplay is equally clever, but i perfer personal type punches in these types of battles. And it wouldn't be as personal if i didn't know that backround of cola.

I cleaned up the thread a bit.


Adam is up

1-0

Upping for more explained votes

ADAM - Went personal and managed to flip such a generic name in a way I haven't actually seen before. Although, I haven't battled in like over a year so it might be played. From my perspective though, it's a fresh punch and had a smooth read to it. Nothing more I can say really. Not a one in a million punch, but a semi-hard personal shot.

COLA - The idea was cool, but the execution was average. I'm sure some will see it as a decent punch, I see it as more of a real life fact that you've tried to use as a means to say you'll own Adam. Unfortunately, there is no real flip on the concept to make it that hard and it comes off as more of a statement.


In closing, Adam came with a decent enough personal that you are the most effective in these kinds of battles. Cola dropped a punch that might work well in a 10 line verse or something, but as a stand alone punch it doesn't pack that much quality.


VOTE - ADAM

First off, fuck you! You fat fucking faggot panada. Your a pole smokin fudge packin nut hugger!!

Second off. thanks for voting

0-2

We should have just went 4 lines this battle and made it a one round thing. I hate that I have to beat you twice, it makes me feel bad. :cool:

Yea the whole second week battle after this is kinda gay

Adam man... that was a decent concept and cool wordplay on the in it part regarding sex but I could pretty much see it coming from a mile away, it was pretty simple and when you actually stop and asses the punch, the wordplay doesn't make sense bro... Please post harder next week so I can actually enjoy voting. I mean when I read "the last time she put anything in it for cola" that means 2 things for me

1. The last time she put anything in her vagina for him
2. The last time she put anything in a vending machine

and then you say... it came out a vending machine. So you're pretty much saying "The last time she put anything in a vending machine for cola, it came out a vending machine"

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yea.

vs.

Cola

Simple, simple, simple. Where's the wordplay or wittyness? Using links in your punches is so 2001. It's crazy herbish DO NOT do that next week, it almost makes me completely disregard your punch even though it's ok... and ok at best even without a link. The link was necessary yes, but you shouldn't have even used this punch. Like all you're doing is making a statement and when you really look at the nameplay all you're saying is "Even the coca cola company owns red bull company when you compare their income!" Like I don't know, that's not hard at all to me.

This was actually really close to me, I didn't like either punch that much and didn't really enjoy the battle, im expecting much better from both next week and I know you guys can drop better too.

v/Adam in a close one

Thanks, appreciate the vote.

The wordplay was intended to be connected with sex, more so just using "the last time she put anything in it for Cola" as the last time she did anything for him. Put any effort into their relationship or show any interest in their marriage.

It's actually a really basic flip, maybe just over analyzed.

3-0.

oh i definitely did over analyze is, that's why taking it for what it is I still gave you the vote cuz I felt it was a little better

you realize, coke DOES own red bull. like, we distrube this shit, we have a major stake in the company.


i wasn't saying coke does better profit than red bull, cuz, no shit surelock, thats pretty obvious.

no i didnt realize that, regardless doesnt change much for me man

honestly, first off this was a dope battle,contgrats to both, both had beastly punches..
i didnt know red bull was owned by coca cola, when i worked for them the company didnt....
i was gonna give the battle to redbull/adam till i heard that..
but really i think this as a tie in my opinion...
vote tie.

well its pretty obvious adam's takin this week....might aswell move on to the next one.