Pick A Weapon... Any Weapon
 

Rap About How You're Goin To Kill The Cat Above You With The Weapon He Left For You... Then You Leave A Weapon For The Next Cat To Use.

First Weapon = Fuzzy Woodland Creature(Compliments Of Mad Man)

Six Lines MINIMUM

wut about tha last posts i showed ya?
oh well, ill choke ya wit broken bones from gophas
hope they dont poke ya, and u spit this shit out
when i stick em in ya mouth, dont pick those bits out
so u wont miss out on time in the afterlife
u can only battle me and rhyme when the master dies..

next weapon u got.... just DIRT

This cat said "just dirt" like it aint even a weapon or 'somthin' I throw it in ya eyes, and 'forecast ya casket comin'
I leave yo dick in that shit and have u wishin u 'could pick it up'
Cause I do what I haf ta do with whatevers available--'yup'
I could leave u six feet in it, or fill u up '6 feet wit it'
Then toss tha next cat yo gat, and see how he work w/ 'da clip'

4-bid-N

(Empty clip)--since so many tote em, Im curious what can be done

I'll pick up this "empty clip" still hot from tha bullets it just released..
Smash you hard in the face n' leave your family screaming rest.in.peace..
Thats what you get for getting in my face.. you should of run away from this shit..
Instead you got layed out,ha ha ha all this from a empty clip..
Imagine wat i could do to you with a real weapon..
But im gunna leave it up to the next guy,clutching a smith n wesson

Next weapon smith n wesson

grabbing the smith n wesson deciding to to have a quick session
all you lying on the floor screaming out for more
just sitting on my buzz aint none of you fools hardcore
im here to blow your ass up and laugh
then after ill go global only to be the noble one
having fun with my machete, damn here comes the sun

Next weapon is a nuclear war head

I got a nuclear war-head explodin in your main-frame//
change your main-brain into a mutation and your vein-waves//
I got a dadger that stabs your internal organs//
I'm morphan into an evolved stage that can designate tha orphans//
Look, the way i kill you god wouldn't understand//
cause i got a guhn aimin at your external thymus gland//

weapon: STICK

I'll leave OPEN-MINDED blind sided, poke out your eye with a stick,
Then stab ya open mind through ya ear like it's a footlong q-tip//
When I crack ya SACK back, thinkin I'm NUTS when I stab,
I'll beat you until you're blue and drag you to a morgue slab//
In the shadow of my raised arm, your outlook is rather grim,
Dog you said it was just a stick, but it's a fucking tree limb//
I'm swingin the wood, I'm limber, comin straight for your neck,
With death you've fallen, callin "timber," you're no longer erect//

Weapon: hammer

i'll slam this hammer to ya brain/
causing so much pain it'll send a sadomasachist insane/
i'll smash this fucker thru ya knees/
i got u spralled out beggin me "please"/
i make this hammer send "gama" rays thru yo face/
crushing yo wind pipe makin it feel like u been swallowin mace/
leavin traces of yo braces in many different places/
next weapon: razor blade laced wit aidz

he gives me a razor blade laced with aidz
use it like an insane dame made to play
takin the blade and waste the aidz made today
spray it in with raped anal pain
but wait! i aint usin mai own dick to spread it
use blowdarts, dont know where this shit's headed
thats it, ive said it, and ur feelin cold shivers
frozen still, like a sick snake that wont slither

next weapon... frozen snake

I'll stab a frozen snake de3p in your vile colon//
it'll eat you endlessly until you walk the miled omen//
catch me scopen- hopen that this bitch would die//
bury him with possesed snakes wishin that his twitch should fry//
I came from LB- so this lyrical weapon will start to flow//
like a diseased period thats about to get seriously blowed//

Aye Stoops... You Need To Leave A Weapon...

Next Weapon = Ice Cubes
-Ambiguous

haha this dude calls himself OPEN-MINDED??
his heads a full bong with a lil more dope behind it
dont unwind it, we gotta keep it frozen
covered in ice til his feet are cold and
his knees are broken from disease and frostbite
shits gettin nasty, his knees are offwhite
bleeding from cracked teeth and pock lines

next weapon = OPEN-MINDED's carcass

call me a ninja the way i take out emcees wit such precision n stealth>
playin wit blades aint very clever unless u can make the 'cut' shits bad fo ya health>
now i got tha xcaliber in ma calliber firin shots that leave incisions in ya head n i dont play>
cuz up in yo neck is were ma chrome sword lay>
its only decapitation calm down like decafinated>
i got an iron clad hatred fo emcees who r slightley outdated, test this n get yoself wasted>.....kids.....


Next weapon --- Venom

Ill dump venom all over ya face so your skin just falls off..cause it melts-ya/
Now you can give people a piece of ya,... so they can say they felt-ya/
Ill just sit-back, while you get-wack, ..cause ya covered in venom/
I just rip-tracks, you got more men? .Ill destroy them so send-em/
And I just spit-sick, that.s why you get ripped-quick, venom flows when Im spatting/
Poisoning you faster than a second, I got the strongest weapon, that.s why my lips keep flapping/

Next Weapon-- A Twig

Ill fucking grab your head.and jam it up my moms pussy/
No lube or nothing.its fucking rough cause ya a wussy/
And almost suffocate ya to death..and pull your head out quick/
So you can get one final breath..then smother ya face in it, so ya can get a lick/
Then put your head back up inside..and give ya a little twirl/
And she will fuck ya head to death.I guess she just rock yo world/

Next Weapon-- Chalk

dont push me, theres more than power in pussy
the president got a wife? pussy's what bush needs
ya mom used me, to pimp her for reasonable price
u fucked her good, and now im freezin in ice
got ya cheese twice, straight jacked this bitch
ya mom said u suck at fuckin. so instead of actin' rich,
go home, find one of ya sisters to practice with
get back wit it, and try to screw ya old lady again
she still says it feels like shes screwin babies, not men

next weapon: air