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19. Tebo (0-2) vs. 20. Professor (0-1)
G.B.A Gimmick Battle Association Celebrity Rapper Battles Pretend as if you ARE the rapper you have been assigned. Don't diss your opponent, diss your opponent's rapper. Bring out the personals and the heat. Good Luck. ============ Tebo as Ludacris vs. Professor as Talib Kweli ============ Verses Due Monday at 12:00PM Pacific 10 Line Minimum, No Line Limit Biting = Ban Feeding = -2 Votes Swaying = DQ Must Vote On 4 Battles And Post Your Links Votes Due Wednesday Night New Battles Up Thursday Morning For Full Rules Click Here |
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LOL I'm going to rape you...
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Yo it's LUDA I ain't gotta say the rest of my name, unlike you hoe
. . Snoop & I have parties at tha Holiday Inn fo real, go make songs worshipin Lauren Hill .......... HO I know you want iiiiin, 'dis hotel everyone just to get invited to chill Top dogg of the south I rock my chain, don't listen otherwise cuz LUDA has the fame My tracks got plaques yea I run the game, you big cuz ya made tracks with Game LUDA wonders if ya got any friends but ehhhhhh answer is a Mos Def; NO! & I ain't close to bein 'cha pal....... Cause he musta felt bad for ya to let you on HIS show! Nigga's not talkin 'bout all times he was raped, jacked & smashed wantin a cuddle More like a Ghetto life bein signed for a CD to name it 'The Beautifull Struggle' Yeah Mary J. Blige on my dick now, everyone heard my CD. She left you back in 04 Now you can still afford her...... in the form of an ounce, damn cat you still are poor! When ya released BS('98) & ToT('00), I thought 'Damn his name sounds like TalibAN' & to learn you was a New Yorker..clued in how ya music probably heard by Bin Ladden 12. |
You ugly yo, I am a TALL glass of water, I ain't needing no luck
I'm glad you tried to Stand Up, though you're still short as fuck Talib crack skulls n when Mos Def on the track, don't stare cunt N I'm the buzz 'round here, only buzz you got's a fuckin hair cut Nigga I'm blastin you, outlastin fools like you daily, I'm better yo Luda ain't even close to a grade A bitch, so I'll always Letter go Enough of callin you a bitch though, cause not all of you is wack When I say "OH", it's no mistake, just I Ciara in all of your tracks I drop hot fiya son, you a wack bitch, and if you don't believe me From beginning to end in the name, L'S are all you'll be recieving Your album Red Light District...well it describes your shit, so fair Cause you stop at nothing and you haven't gone up from there |
Snoop & I have parties at tha Holiday Inn fo real, go make songs worshipin Lauren Hill
.......... HO I know you want iiiiin, 'dis hotel everyone just to get invited to chill played wp, horrible wording yo Top dogg of the south I rock my chain, don't listen otherwise cuz LUDA has the fame My tracks got plaques yea I run the game, you big cuz ya made tracks with Game no LUDA wonders if ya got any friends but ehhhhhh answer is a Mos Def; NO! & I ain't close to bein 'cha pal....... Cause he musta felt bad for ya to let you on HIS show! ok Nigga's not talkin 'bout all times he was raped, jacked & smashed wantin a cuddle More like a Ghetto life bein signed for a CD to name it 'The Beautifull Struggle' nah Yeah Mary J. Blige on my dick now, everyone heard my CD. She left you back in 04 Now you can still afford her...... in the form of an ounce, damn cat you still are poor! meh When ya released BS('98) & ToT('00), I thought 'Damn his name sounds like TalibAN' & to learn you was a New Yorker..clued in how ya music probably heard by Bin Ladden wack vs You ugly yo, I am a TALL glass of water, I ain't needing no luck I'm glad you tried to Stand Up, though you're still short as fuck meh Talib crack skulls n when Mos Def on the track, don't stare cunt N I'm the buzz 'round here, only buzz you got's a fuckin hair cut meh Nigga I'm blastin you, outlastin fools like you daily, I'm better yo Luda ain't even close to a grade A bitch, so I'll always Letter go meh wordplay, weak punch Enough of callin you a bitch though, cause not all of you is wack When I say "OH", it's no mistake, just I Ciara in all of your tracks shoulda said Ciara's.....still decent I drop hot fiya son, you a wack bitch, and if you don't believe me From beginning to end in the name, L'S are all you'll be recieving meh Your album Red Light District...well it describes your shit, so fair Cause you stop at nothing and you haven't gone up from there ok Weak battle, but.... Vote: Professor for being more consistant |
LUDA wonders if ya got any friends but ehhhhhh answer is a Mos Def; NO!
& I ain't close to bein 'cha pal....... Cause he musta felt bad for ya to let you on HIS show! vs. Talib crack skulls n when Mos Def on the track, don't stare cunt N I'm the buzz 'round here, only buzz you got's a fuckin hair cut Your album Red Light District...well it describes your shit, so fair Cause you stop at nothing and you haven't gone up from there Meh, pretty average battle here. Both were very inconsistant and lacked in some punches. Professor had the punch of the match with that red light district shit, which was the only one I really kinda liked in this battle. Tebo had that Mos Def line which was pretty good too, but he got slightly outshined by one quotable. That's why I gotta give this to Professor or Brandon Cielasek. V/ Professor |
LUDA wonders if ya got any friends but ehhhhhh answer is a Mos Def; NO!
& I ain't close to bein 'cha pal....... Cause he musta felt bad for ya to let you on HIS show! vs. You ugly yo, I am a TALL glass of water, I ain't needing no luck I'm glad you tried to Stand Up, though you're still short as fuck This was kinda a weak battle. Tebo, ur chappelle show shit was cool, though a bit forced. Everything else u had was pretty awkwardly worded, though. Like ur shit doesn't directly hit. Also, u gotta fix ur flow up a bit, ur lines are too long, they just don't really read well. Get more to the point in less words. I also felt like a lot of ur concepts were all over the place. Professor, not much of anything that quotable, but u did come consistent. Even the line I quoted was pretty simple and I wouldn't usually have quoted a line like that, but there wasn't much else to quote. Ciara shit i've seen a few times, pretty played concept. Really, all ur shit was too simple. Work on being more creative. The concepts aren't bad, but the way ya use them is too predictable, but u got this for being MUCH more consistent and on point. Vote - Professor |
Snoop & I have parties at tha Holiday Inn fo real, go make songs worshipin Lauren Hill
.......... HO I know you want iiiiin, 'dis hotel everyone just to get invited to chill omg @ how weak this was...ewww Top dogg of the south I rock my chain, don't listen otherwise cuz LUDA has the fame My tracks got plaques yea I run the game, you big cuz ya made tracks with Game stretched as hell and still weak LUDA wonders if ya got any friends but ehhhhhh answer is a Mos Def; NO! & I ain't close to bein 'cha pal....... Cause he musta felt bad for ya to let you on HIS show! cool Nigga's not talkin 'bout all times he was raped, jacked & smashed wantin a cuddle More like a Ghetto life bein signed for a CD to name it 'The Beautifull Struggle' no Yeah Mary J. Blige on my dick now, everyone heard my CD. She left you back in 04 Now you can still afford her...... in the form of an ounce, damn cat you still are poor! bleh When ya released BS('98) & ToT('00), I thought 'Damn his name sounds like TalibAN' & to learn you was a New Yorker..clued in how ya music probably heard by Bin Ladden omg..lmfao, no vs You ugly yo, I am a TALL glass of water, I ain't needing no luck I'm glad you tried to Stand Up, though you're still short as fuck ok Talib crack skulls n when Mos Def on the track, don't stare cunt N I'm the buzz 'round here, only buzz you got's a fuckin hair cut bleh Nigga I'm blastin you, outlastin fools like you daily, I'm better yo Luda ain't even close to a grade A bitch, so I'll always Letter go lmao, no Enough of callin you a bitch though, cause not all of you is wack When I say "OH", it's no mistake, just I Ciara in all of your tracks LMAO!!! nice w/p! I drop hot fiya son, you a wack bitch, and if you don't believe me From beginning to end in the name, L'S are all you'll be recieving bleh Your album Red Light District...well it describes your shit, so fair Cause you stop at nothing and you haven't gone up from there bleh Nice shit here guys, well Tebo came a bit weak imo V- Professor |
Professor wins 4-0. He doesn't post links, but his sister PM'd me saying he's too sick to get to a computer and will vote on 8 next week.
Professor WINS 1-1 Tebo LOSES 0-3 |
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