King Mathers vs Houdini
 

Battle Rules:

6 - 12 Lines
No Crew Votes
No Recycling
No Biting

Minimum posts to vote: 20

Check in by: 11-30-08 at 01:33 PM

Must drop verse in 6320 minutes after check in.

King Mathers has ACCEPTED this battle on 11-26-08 04:14 AM.

you think your funny mother fucker, calling the king a queen, well thats fine
this time ill let it slide cause i know you cant do any better with a simple mind

then you go on to say that the kings a free win, calling me a rookie
nigga youve lost 3 times, the odds in my favor, hell ill even get a bookie

in my battle i misspelt a word, you knew what i meant but you took a shot that wasn't fair
nigga you far from perfect, broke ass faggot i bet your momma still cuts your hair

you may have had over 500 posts, ya dont get respect that way, its something you gotta earn
dont concern yourself with rippin other people battles, wait your motherfucking turn

This time keep your eyes open for the battle, dont tell me you dont go on daily
you dont do shit with ya life, i fucked your wife and fathered your next baby

hell if i were you Houdini i'd disappear off this earth
remember to cover your stomach like harry couldn't, or ill make your appendix burst


(harry Houdini died when he was punched in the stomach by a fan- his appendix burst)

Houdini has ACCEPTED this battle on 11-28-08 07:46 PM.

I be spitten flu, So I'm One of the ILLEST-KID
Have you fearin this Armageddon, More than WILLIS-DID
This long road to nothing leads to MATHERS-WHACK-ASS
The funny thing is, You couldnt whoop my ass if I wasnt FIGHTIN-BACK

The key to beatin this dude is, Lock-THE FUCKIN DUMPSTER
Lock him in his shit hole, wit him and his GAY-LOVER
Prolly fucks his mother, Look Boy I aint got time FOR-YOU
I'm a guy Unlike you...Get out my crib Don't let the Glock or the DOOR-HIT-YOU

Ima put more holes into This Douchebag-Than-KOTEX
I'm Lethal...Maybe its your Body Ima..Decompose-and-Explode-NEXT
You dont Fuck wit Houdini..Ima Leave you-COLD-AND-STEPPED'IN
Next time you step son bring your Notepad-And pEn-bitch


Houdini Just fucked you!!!

Uppin this shit we need some votes. Wake the fuck up people this place is gettin Inactive as hell. Get on .....Battle do something niggas shit. Or just Vote

P3C
Hou?

Uppin this someone vote Geez this shits so dead anymore :(

lol man i know, ive given up on this site. If we get one vote we will be lucky, but it takes 3 to win, this thread might be open for a year for that to happen. Fuck R.V

Voted For: Houdini

Jesus christ, you both are fucking horrible....

Houdini's ont he right track as far as thinkin up some wordplay...but fuck man....95 percent of you shit was ASS garbage


Mathers, you whole verus except for the Hudini line was fucking trash

Learn how to say what you wanna say quicker, and write your rhymes smoother.

Hudini one this

Uppin this tanks pinky. People one here are whack asses. I didnt really have 2 bring multis and combinations in to this. HES WEAK lmao...Uppin

Voted For: King Mathers

im gonna vote your mathers, he didnt need caps or anything to make his point clear,Houdini be more original "bring your notepad and pen bitch" ive heard this way too many times...both of you guys just try to flow better next time ;p

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE I NEED A ADMIN...ISNT IT A FACT THAT IF YOUR BATTLING SOME 1 THEY "CANNOT" VOTE ON ANOTHER BATTLE. You dickridin fag fuck. CJ is dickriding. I bet if I had another battle open he'd go against me. ERASE THAT VOTE...Thats bs. Ok...uif it isnt fixed I will sink any battles cj has...Just like nigga tried 2 do 2 me after I out texted him...wtf

Voted For: Houdini

I thought Houdini did a bit better in this battle. Even though the battle was pretty basic, I felt his verse was more entertaining. King Mathers came too basic for my liking with his verse and the verse had some stretch to it.


Vote - Houdini for better disses / punches

Thanks for the feedback...Bout time his place is showin up.

hahaha you talk big huh? funny, so umm....acctually i wouldnt. but you know dont you battle me again fool. ill set things up, wait till the battle closes

Voted For: King Mathers

Neither one of you did extremely good.

But I'll give it Matters for the Harry Houdini/Appendix line. I actually looked it up to see if you were making a false personal, but it wasn't. Houdini did die from getting punched in the stomach. Nice.

Houdini, I liked the Willis/Armageddon line and the illest-kid/willis-did multi was nice. But next time try to get some personals in you verse.

Vote=Houdini

Correction... Vote=Mathers

Voted For: King Mathers

in my battle i misspelt a word, you knew what i meant but you took a shot that wasn't fair
nigga you far from perfect, broke ass faggot i bet your momma still cuts your hair
^^^
this wasn't a good line at all because it had no wordplay and probably isn't true, but it made me laugh a little. oh and dont put spaces between your bars kid, it looks real newbish
vs.
nothing

battleing has nothing to do with ILLEST-KID WILLIS- DID, type shit, showing that u are rhyming words is retarded. its about creativity and punchlines with wordplay that make fun of your opponet. u have to find out something true about his name and then find a way to flip it using wordplay so it hits.
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like wit that houdini line wit the appendix bursting. u got that to work with now thing of a way to use a metaphor with the punch like.
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i'll kill u like the real houdini wit a punch to the back.. u cant defend it
i aint talkin candy but imma make this wanna be start burst out his appendix
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sumin like that. the lead in explains the punch that way u dont have to later, cuz explaining punches is wack.
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ya'll need to go read the tutorials and good battles from the past on this site

This was feedback posted for Houdini
 

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haha This place is deas. I been gone a week. D MY BATTLES AINT CLOSED. I been here 4 years and never thought I'd say this. FUCK RV, I have a more active site. Im no longer here. SO..... I will forfeit all, Not by out skill but by lack of REAL MCS here. Just dick rides.....BYE FAGGOTS

This was feedback posted for Houdini
 

lol, at King Mathers winning this. Checking polls.

Houdini loses due to forfiting.