Sometimes, don't you just hate being in a relationship.
 

I love my girl, no question. But damn, last night I would be lying if I said I wasn't secretly wishing I was single.

Me and two of my friends went out for a drink, only a quick one. Then we ended up at a fucking club knocking them back and dancing like fools. Anyway, so many hot girls there. But, two in particular.... TWINS!!!... decided to flirt with me all night, together at the same time. And they share an apartment and they were saying I should come back to their place with them. At the end of the night when they was leaving, they were trying to get me in the taxi with them for about five minutes.


Now, if I was the cheating kind. I would've defo been in there because I mean, who doesn't dream of fucking twins man. That is like the fucking holy grail of sexual experiences.

But alas, I told them I couldn't because I loved my girl and I wasn't the cheating kind... secretly wishing inside that I was or that I was single. One bright side... I got their numbers so if my relationship should ever decide to end, I'll be calling them up straight away.

one night with twins or every day with a chick your inlove with

every day with the chick your in love with

How he stay faithfull in a room full a hoes? [/kanye]

tweeeeensss fuck a bitch...but get money first..

Yeah, every night with a chick your in love with trumps all. But, if you could throw in one night with twins also and not catch heat for it... that would be dope as fuck.

and right before you pull out and jizz on both their faces ya scream 'SKADOOOOSHHH'

being a twin... it isnt all its cracked up to be.

i get what your feeling tho....ive just gone out expecting nothing and turned down sex a few times lately, cuz im with my girl....felt kinda bad tho, one i turned down was this chick on her 21st bday, and apparently she got a lil bent up about it....oh well

you're too homo. i dont care if i was dating your mom, i woulda smashed the hell outta dem hoes. only thing better than pussy is new pussy my man

thats the realest shit you ever wrote...so here kittttty kitttty kittttyy.. i'm seriously tryna fuck...

Yes, tell us all which is better.

Get over your sick fantasies, fools.

Nah dude, I'd take every night with my girl over one night with anyone.

^^^^yea id def go that route,i bounced for like a year when i was in a serious relationship got hit on every night and never cheated.sometimes it was hard though

I was with the coolest chick, but still fucked others regulary. Then it all blew up in my face and was fucked up.

Nothing but respect for staying true to your girl. Only fake fucks act like they on some major player shit that will fuck every bitch behind there girls back.