Self-Glorification Cypher
 

Tell Us How/Why You're So Dope. :laugh:

Six Lines MINIMUM

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Most kids on Rb think they all great
Half are garbage, i had to humiliate
I cant stand this all of em are fake
Tell the truth, hoe u lame forgodsake
I aint the best, but i merk 99 percent
I guess must be my oppinion my 2cent


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shit my style is siccer den a person wit syphilis
i spit rhymes dat leave otha people standing there looking ridiculous
i spit scorching lyrics dat r hotta den reefa dat a nigga blaze
dey will leave u in a daze, like ur mouse dat is caught in a maze
i been dope eva since a nigga was able 2 even put up da mic
diz is guaranteed 2 kill all da hype & prove 2 all ya'll i'm tight

i will describe wut each otha in my name stands 4
da L means lethal ass flows dat'z like dymanite dat makes a building explode
double O means Official Original shit dat a nigga spits eva time i'm on da mic
da S means Str8 Grimey rhymes dat i deliver ur like an airplane always taking flight
lastly da E means Evil dark gutter sicc mc dat eva did it in his time
When u put it all togetha it says Lethal Official Original Straight Grimey Evil Mc who is definitely out of his mind

Yo, I'm a bless you niggaz, by spittin a couple bars
I "squash so much beef", n's call me the "famous star"
My flows are tragic
Have ya hair standin up like static
I make "playas" disappear like "magic"
My style is equivalent to the scientific method
I'm sick, is the hypothesis you be guessin
The theory is a "fact", and thats the end of the lesson
My mind "expands" through "China" and "Japan"
I'm not a "nice guy", so i fucked up "jackie chan"
Through strategical methods, "i flipped scriptures in the Bible", from "exodus to dan"
Now I got the "whole catholic society restin in my hand"

damn i kno my style is nice and words is good
while my ablum be on the shelfs in platium ya record sells yours gonna stiff polished wood
instead of callin me balq-ink simple jus call me the king
cause each fuckin battle i fought, i walked out victorious out the ring :laugh:

i spit flows siccer den wit a muthafucca who has a flu
when i confuse niggaz wit my wordplay dey stand there not having a clue
just sum shit all da time round da clock 24-7
my lyrics r like da gospel all y'all da congregation & i'm da revin
time afta time i prove 2 b da most worthy out of DC
but hatin azz bitches just can't let it b & dey become jealous & very envious of me
but LC got his eyes on da prize & let nothin cum between from me gettin 2 it

YO IM SICKKA DEN YALL SPEAICLY LOOSE CANNON>><<< WHACK ASS BITCH ONLY CANNON THAZ LOOSE IS NICK AHAHHHHHAH

YO im sikk wit it mutha fuck Discribe my Self...::
NO cause im 2 thugg'ed out bad for ya Health...::

is dat only thang u do is hate on me
cuz if we eva met in dez streets when i flash da iron ur run & flee
ur no comp so ho go find a bitch & ride her style u lil bitch
get up off mine & go play wit ur dilido dicc

I got Syracuse on lock
i controll the whole block
w/ my nine and glokk
i dont wanna brag and say i rock
but i gotta to get all these chicks on my cock

yo im the big dawg runnin this cypher*//
every time i see a mic i get hyper//
im somthing new, like the streets*//
but unlike them my shit got beatz//
six lines enough for ya'll ta think about//
cos they came from the illest, without a doubt//

i just stop by 2 say i'm hot 2 def & dat'z a fact
i only came on here 2 put my city of Wash, DC (SE) area on da map
i don't need nebody's approval 2 prove dat i'm best on here so don't ask round
nebody on here who feels their betta cum on so even da king so i can denounce ur crown
so just get off my nutsacc & don't say shit dissing me when u hoes c me cummin ur way
i don't have time 4 u da games, ur wanting 2 get a name, or u'll feel da cold steel next 2 ur brains

Tha one And Only ILL Tempa
 

Yo i'v got no record on RB yet im tha best//
If ya think otherwise come get put to tha test//
But i only do Audio, i don't do text//
But i take cash, money orders, and checks//
You figure it'd be easy cuz i'm a new b//
But that wouldn't be yo desicion if ya really new me//
None of ya'll can beat me i'll be tha first to get big//
And if ya don't believe me check the verse in my sig.

Yo, you wanna know why im tight

My flow is crazier than hannibal lector,
I am the king, the title collector,
My trophys take up mo space than a spaceship,
Cuz i will neva let my style slip,
Im brand new n im just startin my reign,
Im so tight cuz my flow is insane...

Jenerics flows are hotter burn oppsition like a Globe Trotter
Make your hoes wanna holla, actin pimp without a dolla
i.q topping the chart and aint never been no scolla
Dudes trying to step to me like they was on a stair master
While they drown in my flow as if i was natural disaster
Covered in plaster i can still get the honeys
While you buying expensive clothes spending all yo monies
light a blunt kick back while i get head from eveready bunnies.