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DaTrusHurtz 04-12-07 09:20 PM

21. Tebo (0-3) vs. 22. Zelph (0-1)
 
G.B.A
Gimmick Battle Association


Cartoon Character Battles

Pretend as if you ARE the cartoon character you have been assigned. Don't diss your opponent, diss your opponent's character. You may use the picture if you wish, but do not have to. Bring out the personals and the heat. Good Luck.

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Tebo as Sponge Bob

vs.


Zelph as Eric Cartman


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Verses Due Monday at 12:00AM Pacific
10 Line Minimum, No Line Limit
Biting = Ban
Feeding = -2 Votes
Swaying = DQ
Must Vote On 4 Battles And Post Your Links
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Zelph 04-13-07 01:40 AM

sup? 13 is good

Tebo 04-13-07 05:04 AM

Umm 13? How about 12-14 just whoever posts first. We have the dopest charectors.

http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=241388
http://community.rapverse.com/showt...d=1#post3160553
http://community.rapverse.com/showt...d=1#post3160555
http://community.rapverse.com/showt...558#post3160558

Tebo 04-14-07 10:40 AM

Eric.. Eric.. Eric Cartman, your a fat pillsburry doughboy, you happy?
I mean you are a white South Park kid, but Chefs probly ya fuckin daddy!
This is a matchup that shouldn't be, cus for first time in South Park history
Stan & Kyle going to say: "OMG you killed Cartman ....... & not Kenny!"
Cartman'll get pissed & won't be shy sayin "Fuck ya guys!" & he ain't even fully grown
Yet this fat bitch'll never man up, cus when he gets mad he always heads home!
Fat bitch you ain't ever keep up with none ya friends, fat & a big queer
How can a grade 3 explain a 3rd chin 'sides sayin' 1 grows each school year?
Your only a gimmick, your just the entertainment not the star of the show
His flow; is when this fatass eat cheesy puffs up & needs to let it all go..
Yeah.. I'm Sponge Bob I live in the sea, you... are still stuck in elementary
Of course spunges talk! You always talkin' shit... to a peice of crap it's kinda scarry

12.

Tebo 04-17-07 01:33 PM

well, it's tuesday soooo

Zelph 04-17-07 08:45 PM

yo b u wanna gimme an extension?

DaTrusHurtz 04-17-07 09:12 PM

go ahead and drop man

Tebo 04-18-07 12:57 AM

yea go for it . i edited a bit of my verse since he gonna drop, but hasn't yet

Zelph 04-18-07 06:32 AM

a talking sponge wtf, thats wack as fuck & u will always remain there
you're just a kids toy, yellow, fruity.....and forever a square
but look bob theres not much you do for the croud, its because you cant
so ima call you a pair of drawls, and lord gon know I ripped my pants


I quit. I dont wanna write anymore LMAO sorry.

-Coop- 04-18-07 04:54 PM

Psssssh.

A breakdown aint even needed.
Zelph basically conceded.

If he woulda went a full twelve, he might've won, cuz those two bars were decent.

But he didn't.

This is a matchup that shouldn't be, cus for first time in South Park history
Stan & Kyle going to say: "OMG you killed Cartman ....... & not Kenny!"
Your only a gimmick, your just the entertainment not the star of the show
His flow; is when this fatass eat cheesy puffs up & needs to let it all go..

VS

but look bob theres not much you do for the croud, its because you cant
so ima call you a pair of drawls, and lord gon know I ripped my pants

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VOTE: TEBO
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Ace Heratoga 04-19-07 11:48 AM

lmao wow ummm i guess this is pretty clear who won this. Tebo's 3rd chin line was actually really clever, the rest of his stuff was gaaaarbage though. Those punchlines have to be way sharper, ok concepts but nothing landed except that one.

Vote - Tebo

DaTrusHurtz 04-19-07 12:58 PM

Cartman'll get pissed & won't be shy sayin "Fuck ya guys!" & he ain't even fully grown
Yet this fat bitch'll never man up, cus when he gets mad he always heads home!
Fat bitch you ain't ever keep up with none ya friends, fat & a big queer
How can a grade 3 explain a 3rd chin 'sides sayin' 1 grows each school year?

vs.

Nothing

Tebo u had a few lines which weren't bad, though u came inconsistent. An improvement over past weeks, but keep workin' at it. U obviously got this since Zelph didn't try.

DaTrusHurtz 04-19-07 01:11 PM

3-0

Tebo WINS 3-0
Zelph LOSES 0-2


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