I used to merk my pee pee over here
Now I feel like Back then I was merking it over a butch lesbian :(
Why you saggy pussy lipped bitch did ya go and shave ya head?? *waits for a wave of metaphores from the mainstream about being balled like britney* ok, carry on with your usual Life. |
yeh, ok, maybe I should of slept last night, cause that typo in title just changed the entire meaning to this thread :(
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so you merked your pee pee? bet your balls are mad
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Lmao at that phrase, it sounds like some big cave troll beating on a little kid and if penis's could talk, maybe that's how they'd describe masturbation.
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maybe the bitch has cancer... haha, wow... well atleast I can say I never merked my pee pee over here, although my ex g/f demanded that I called her brittany spears when we were havin' sex. Now I am goin' to have nightmares for awhile... lol
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ew^ why would she demand that?
does she WANT you to get limp dick fucking her? lmao thats probably her way of saying "wrap it up buddy, its late" |
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