Friend Life or Death
 

deadlist venomous snake bites your friends dick. Hospital to far for him to reach as time is a factor before death. would you suck the venom out?

what a fucking asshole of a question..


doesent surprise me you didnt also post an answer...

how about you tell me your stance before i go into my reply...... its your thread you break the ice

It depends on how deadly the snake looked

first I would be like HOW FLEXIBLE ARE YOU

YOU GOTTA BEND DOWN MAN, YOU GOTTA BEND DOWN AND SUCK THAT SHIT OUT

and he's like, trying, and like "I can't do it! I can't do it man! I can barely bend down and I'm in terrible pain I think I might die"

So I walk back and forth, back and forth, he either dies, and if he doesn't, I run off to get help.

I could run off immediately also.

But sucking a dick to save a life? You're out of your fucking mind..



Edit:

even though in modern times everyone has a cellphone and although he can't reach a hospital, a hospital can reach him. :|

I can't say what I'd do. cuz if you were to save his life by sucking his dick you wouldn't look at ur friend the same again.

i've been told that sucking venom from a wound is one of the worst things that you can do. it makes it much more likely for the person "sucking the venom" to die from the poison than it does the bitten victim.

your best bet: when you are in "the great outdoors", bring a cellphone (or 2) and a snake bite/first-aid kit with you. chuuuuch.


s.v.

Hahahahaha, I actually laughed when I read this thread. +10 cool points for Serb.

this is a fucking joke.. I used this the other day during my amateur nights stand up comedy act at the comedy nest bar

"So I went on a vacation to Belise this summer with some friends, and over there me and my friend decided to go on this cool cave rafting trip. Well while me and my friend were walking through the forest, this fucking snake, with red scales and black and yellow stripes on its head crawled right up into my friends bathing suit and bit his fucking dick! I KNOW, CRAZY RIGHT? So he was freaking out yelling CALL 911 CAL 911, so ofcourse I freak out too right and I call 911 as fast as I can and explain the situation. When I described the snake to her she said it was very deadly and that i'd have to suck the venom out *long pause and deep sigh*. "Really now? Well ok thanks, have a nice day operator." So my friend turns to me and yells WHAT DID THEY SAY?? "Sorry man... they said you're going to die"

hahahaha had the whole fucking place cracking up...

then I twisted my leg backwords cuz im double jointed, and started talking bout how I sucked at soccer too much to play in the regular league so I faked I was crippled and played in the mcdonald handicap league. I was talking bout even when my leg was backword it wasnt hard to score on a drooling goalie in a wheel chair

looll i'm so funnyyy :thumbup:

time to git tha vacume cleaner, werd

So did you get the poison out?

yeah 2v is still alive...

thanks to good ol' serb...