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13. Uncil Phil (3-2) vs. 14. Alphabetized (4-2)
G.B.A Gimmick Battle Association Dead Celebrity Picture Battles This week, we will be resurrecting the lives of many great individuals. Diss your opponent on their picture and on the life behind that picture. Do your research and be witty. Good Luck. ============  Uncil Phil as Ted Bundy vs.  Alphabetized as Jesse James ============ Verses Due Monday at 12:00AM Pacific 10 Line Minimum, No Line Limit Biting = Ban Feeding = -2 Votes Swaying = DQ Must Vote On 4 Battles And Post Your Links Votes Due Wednesday Night New Battles Up Thursday Morning For Full Rules Click Here |
this is famous criminals not famous dead people lol... cool
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hey, good luck.
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Yo you a pussy... other than that I dont know who kid is...
Battlin Ted Bundy though?1st use wikipedia.. see what I do 2 bitches You fucken scrawny too n I wont spend a whole day on a clown Nigga so small that played ass jacket is weighin him down And a blast from the past, so theres no way that son hot Jesse James? hes from the era where they wore kleenx on they neck to catch the cumshots Fuck doin research.. you garbage.. why this kid in the fast lame... coz anybody would son james.. like his middle n last name Look at him he's dangerous? you've got to be kiddin jesse got such a baby face... lil wayne wanna kiss him An that ole ass hairstyle...man thats uhh somethang When whole surfin movies could be filmed On your wavey ass front bangs So he stay warmin the bench... he gettin merked with ease Only time JJ get up.. is when grant hill hurts his knees |
"You are going to kill me, and that will protect society from me. But out there are many, many more people who are addicted to pornography, and you are doing nothing about that."
-Ted Bundy You sound like a sick fuck, no lie... I find no room for a Cupid Do you really think that pornography is worse than what you did, stupid? But i'm hot with the 9... so don't even attempt to push me.. Cuz you are what you eat... so basically ya just a scared pussy Everyone fuckin hates you, and at least I was respected in the county I ain't gonna kill you, just flip Ted around and collect the bounty "I'd like you to give my love to my family and friends." -Ted Bundy I don't like fakers, and god knows i'll leave you sore, hell Just cuz everyone hates u doesn't make it normal to talk to yourself Nd your a horny fucker no doubt, please refrain from the friction son But ya showing a sign of improvement... by holding up ya conviction one. I despise you sick fucks... so watch me take the magnum and stop this So then we can all see TB shot.. like a trip to the doctors office Nd jesse james is a ladies man while ur just akward, dont ignore clout U let that last victim live...... social stigma dick in YOUR mouth. :laugh: Sorry for being late, keyed this quick. |
Ted Bundy’s Verse
Yo you a pussy... other than that I dont know who kid is... Battlin Ted Bundy though?1st use wikipedia.. see what I do 2 bitches You fucken scrawny too n I wont spend a whole day on a clown Nigga so small that played ass jacket is weighin him down And a blast from the past, so theres no way that son hot Jesse James? hes from the era where they wore kleenx on they neck to catch the cumshots Fuck doin research.. you garbage.. why this kid in the fast lame... coz anybody would son james.. like his middle n last name Look at him he's dangerous? you've got to be kiddin jesse got such a baby face... lil wayne wanna kiss him An that ole ass hairstyle...man thats uhh somethang When whole surfin movies could be filmed On your wavey ass front bangs So he stay warmin the bench... he gettin merked with ease Only time JJ get up.. is when grant hill hurts his knees Opener wasn’t that good, and got me thinking you weren’t gunna come with heat…Meh second bar, tried to go at his jacket but I wasn’t feeling it…Funny third bar, but still nothing ground breaking…Getting better with the fourth, still waiting for the next bar…Fifth bar is sick…Plain and simple…Lol @ the Sixth, hott but falling off from that 5th one…Closer was fucking dope… Jesse James verse You sound like a sick fuck, no lie... I find no room for a Cupid Do you really think that pornography is worse than what you did, stupid? But i'm hot with the 9... so don't even attempt to push me.. Cuz you are what you eat... so basically ya just a scared pussy Everyone fuckin hates you, and at least I was respected in the county I ain't gonna kill you, just flip Ted around and collect the bounty "I'd like you to give my love to my family and friends." -Ted Bundy I don't like fakers, and god knows i'll leave you sore, hell Just cuz everyone hates u doesn't make it normal to talk to yourself Nd your a horny fucker no doubt, please refrain from the friction son But ya showing a sign of improvement... by holding up ya conviction one. I despise you sick fucks... so watch me take the magnum and stop this So then we can all see TB shot.. like a trip to the doctors office Nd jesse james is a ladies man while ur just akward, dont ignore clout U let that last victim live...... social stigma dick in YOUR mouth. Your flow was meh…Opener wasn’t appealing to me…Second bar was played as fuck…Third bar was nice n/p, hahaha, jokes…4th bar im not feeling at all…Fifth bar wasn’t that good, still waiting for something hott..LOL, sick bar, nice n/p…Closer wasn’t good… Opener-Tie Closer-Ted Punches-Ted Personals-Jesse Mettas-Tie Overall- On the real, both of you had two hott bars…Punches and personals got evened out, and who ever won the next cat won the battle….And lucky for Ted he had a stronger closer. Overall he also was more consistent, so he gets the vote. |
you posted cool.... key vs key :)
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Phil had some alrite lines but..alphabetized took this by far in my opinion..he had more consistent punches..n some were pretty good. ^..n' i didn't think phil had any SICK bars like that one guy was sayin..but uh good battle for key'd..
v/ Alpha |
Yo you a pussy... other than that I dont know who kid is...
Battlin Ted Bundy though?1st use wikipedia.. see what I do 2 bitches Look at him he's dangerous? you've got to be kiddin jesse got such a baby face... lil wayne wanna kiss him So he stay warmin the bench... he gettin merked with ease Only time JJ get up.. is when grant hill hurts his knees vs. But i'm hot with the 9... so don't even attempt to push me.. Cuz you are what you eat... so basically ya just a scared pussy Eh, I felt this was a pretty obvious victory for Uncle Phil. He came a lot harder than Alpha and had some creative lines and nameplay. However his verse was pretty much bad other than those lines I quoted, as was Alpha's. Even the one I quoted is played, but since it's a personal, I gave it to you. Either way, Uncle had more quotables and in turn a more consistant verse so I gave it to him. V/ Uncle Phil |
uncle:
Yo you a pussy... other than that I dont know who kid is... Battlin Ted Bundy though?1st use wikipedia.. see what I do 2 bitches So he stay warmin the bench... he gettin merked with ease Only time JJ get up.. is when grant hill hurts his knees vs alpha: But i'm hot with the 9... so don't even attempt to push me.. Cuz you are what you eat... so basically ya just a scared pussy Decent battle. Uncle had more quotes. Vote = uncle phil |
Yo you a pussy... other than that I dont know who kid is...
Battlin Ted Bundy though?1st use wikipedia.. see what I do 2 bitches Look at him he's dangerous? you've got to be kiddin jesse got such a baby face... lil wayne wanna kiss him An that ole ass hairstyle...man thats uhh somethang When whole surfin movies could be filmed On your wavey ass front bangs Vs But i'm hot with the 9... so don't even attempt to push me.. Cuz you are what you eat... so basically ya just a scared pussy Nd your a horny fucker no doubt, please refrain from the friction son But ya showing a sign of improvement... by holding up ya conviction one V/uncle phil he gets my vote his verse overall was more entertaining with punchs an personals on jesse james pic an back ground aplha had couple of solid lines that hit but he fell off in most parts of his verse |
Yo you a pussy... other than that I dont know who kid is...
Battlin Ted Bundy though?1st use wikipedia.. see what I do 2 bitches Look at him he's dangerous? you've got to be kiddin jesse got such a baby face... lil wayne wanna kiss him So he stay warmin the bench... he gettin merked with ease Only time JJ get up.. is when grant hill hurts his knees Vss But i'm hot with the 9... so don't even attempt to push me.. Cuz you are what you eat... so basically ya just a scared pussy Nd jesse james is a ladies man while ur just akward, dont ignore clout U let that last victim live...... social stigma dick in YOUR mouth. got phil winnin.,.. V// Phill more quioteables, bothy quoteables on each side good |
Yo you a pussy... other than that I dont know who kid is...
Battlin Ted Bundy though?1st use wikipedia.. see what I do 2 bitches Look at him he's dangerous? you've got to be kiddin jesse got such a baby face... lil wayne wanna kiss him So he stay warmin the bench... he gettin merked with ease Only time JJ get up.. is when grant hill hurts his knees .vs. But i'm hot with the 9... so don't even attempt to push me.. Cuz you are what you eat... so basically ya just a scared pussy Nd jesse james is a ladies man while ur just akward, dont ignore clout U let that last victim live...... social stigma dick in YOUR mouth. AND. Everyone fuckin hates you, and at least I was respected in the county I ain't gonna kill you, just flip Ted around and collect the bounty ^seriously. i don't have any idea why no one caught that. V/alpha |
jesse got such a baby face... lil wayne wanna kiss him
An that ole ass hairstyle...man thats uhh somethang When whole surfin movies could be filmed On your wavey ass front bangs So he stay warmin the bench... he gettin merked with ease Only time JJ get up.. is when grant hill hurts his knees vs. Nothin' Phil, wasn't feelin' any of ur verse at first, bur ur last 3 bars were nice. I thought u didn't know any NBA shit? lol, apparently u do after the JJ Reddick line. Cum line was funny too, but still, a cum line. Alpha, wasn't feelin' anythin' from u, prolly cuz this was a key so I understand. U had a lot of played shit in there. U are what u eat, sign of improvement, TB shot.. yea, seen all those things before. I'm sure u'll come better next week with more effort, but for this battle... Vote - Uncil Phil |
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Uncil Phil WINS 4-2 Alphabetized LOSES 4-3 |
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