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Movie Character Battle: Sureloc Holmes vs. Prosecutor
G.B.A Gimmick Battle Association ============ Sureloc Holmes as WAYNE CAMPBELL (The guy on the left.)  vs. Prosecutor as GARTH ALGAR (The guy on the right.) ============ Verses Due Monday at 12:00PM Pacific 10 Line Minimum, No Line Limit Biting = Ban Feeding = -2 Votes Swaying = DQ Must Vote On 4 Battles And Post Your Links Votes Due Wednesday Night New Battles Up Thursday Morning For Full Rules Click Here |
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Sureloc Holmes as WAYNE CAMPBELL (The guy on the left.)
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this sucks...i never even seen this movie...oh well. I'll just diss the pic. a bit of advice: get into law enforecment, i know ya love this wisdom stop the comedy, cuz ya chin alone could uphold our justice system and those scissor fingaz over ya head aint for nuthin, im trynna save ya B maybe give ya a better hair style, cuz like ya jokes, it went out in '83 fuck you, im the real star of the movie and i can state my manner stop that face too, you scarin me lookin like ya wanna rape the camera and you bein better than I? please, it wont happen homie but you just might be Worthy, if you and Big Game James joined in Holy Matrimony get rid of those x-ray's you got for specs, they played black hold on...Yeah hello...that was Kool Moe Dee, and he want his shades back im not a church goer, but ya Adam's apple can cause that gory for you but just by lookin' at ya neck...Im startin to think the Bible stories were true i see ya squintin your eyes, remember that smell, lookin re-retarted? sorry that Im just telling you now...but that was ME who farted im destined for better things, ya career is a disaster to the eyes just remember, i did the Shrek trilogy...YOU did Master of Disguise 18 lines. didnt wanna miss the deadline. good luck. |
Sureloc Holmes as WAYNE CAMPBELL (The guy on the left.)
l ur a fat face cheap fuck.. that'll never get women usin stingy game u only hold a big face.. when its ur head.. in plenty shame if i had ur looks.. i couldnt bring myself to hold a grin cuz u need a supporting cast,just 4 the roles under ur chin Ill admit that u have 3 movies that had me laughin 'lots but THAT nose.. ..has a huge flare that shouldve came with a tackle box I know its been a while since since ur scripts been read cuz ur no big wig,but u need a huge one to fit ur head u dont have that swagger.. or whatever these kids call it but u keep the SPIRIT up.. ..by ur mouth 2 become a helpless alcoholic ur out the lime light,cuz no coverage is what this whore dread so ill give u alot of press... 2 get the wrinkles out ur forehead I gotta say that this faggots acting s'crap,an this match is wack but he got the world on his shoulder,with a ugly hat attach'd I know ur down in the dumps,an need sumthan to fill the sad void cuz u hit a lowe.. ..an paid ppl. to keep ur sexual affairs out the tabloid G'l. |
aaaaaight. votes.
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Sureloc Quotables:
a bit of advice: get into law enforecment, i know ya love this wisdom stop the comedy, cuz ya chin alone could uphold our justice system prosecutor: Ill admit that u have 3 movies that had me laughin 'lots but THAT nose.. ..has a huge flare that shouldve came with a tackle box I know its been a while since since ur scripts been read cuz ur no big wig,but u need a huge one to fit ur head ur out the lime light,cuz no coverage is what this whore dread so ill give u alot of press... 2 get the wrinkles out ur forehead I know ur down in the dumps,an need sumthan to fill the sad void cuz u hit a lowe.. ..an paid ppl. to keep ur sexual affairs out the tabloid V/PROS |
Vote - Sureloc Holmes
I actually felt that was a decent battle. There was some witty and funny lines throughout both of the verses. This was a pretty even matched battle but I just feel Sureloc edged this out with a funnier and more creative verse. Both were good though, nice battle. |
a bit of advice: get into law enforecment, i know ya love this wisdom
stop the comedy, cuz ya chin alone could uphold our justice system and you bein better than I? please, it wont happen homie but you just might be Worthy, if you and Big Game James joined in Holy Matrimony get rid of those x-ray's you got for specs, they played black hold on...Yeah hello...that was Kool Moe Dee, and he want his shades back vs. if i had ur looks.. i couldnt bring myself to hold a grin cuz u need a supporting cast,just 4 the roles under ur chin I know its been a while since since ur scripts been read cuz ur no big wig,but u need a huge one to fit ur head ur out the lime light,cuz no coverage is what this whore dread so ill give u alot of press... 2 get the wrinkles out ur forehead I'm being pretty lenient in what I quote here, but this battle was decent. I felt Sureloc came more hit or miss while Prosecuter was more consistent throughout. Sureloc had the best line of the battle with his opener, but his fart line was prolly the worst line of the battle, too. Prosecuter had a few played pic ideas like the flare idea, on top of shoulders. Close battle, if I voted later in the day its possible my vote would be different, but right now I'm thinkin' Sureloc got this. Vote - Sureloc Holmes |
a bit of advice: get into law enforecment, i know ya love this wisdom
stop the comedy, cuz ya chin alone could uphold our justice system lol im destined for better things, ya career is a disaster to the eyes just remember, i did the Shrek trilogy...YOU did Master of Disguise nice some nice plays in this verse, punches were pretty straight foward and had impact to em, some didnt affect very well like the picked up the phone line, and the out in '83 one, everything else hit with some significance vs I know its been a while since since ur scripts been read cuz ur no big wig,but u need a huge one to fit ur head lol I gotta say that this faggots acting s'crap,an this match is wack but he got the world on his shoulder,with a ugly hat attach'd lmao.. oh man the world on his shoulders line was funny shit. some nice lines in this verse too, most were executed pretty well in the set-ups. the flow was coo too. some harsher straight foward material in this verse. i gotta give it to v/Pro |
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a bit of advice: get into law enforecment, i know ya love this wisdom
stop the comedy, cuz ya chin alone could uphold our justice system and you bein better than I? please, it wont happen homie but you just might be Worthy, if you and Big Game James joined in Holy Matrimony get rid of those x-ray's you got for specs, they played black hold on...Yeah hello...that was Kool Moe Dee, and he want his shades back im not a church goer, but ya Adam's apple can cause that gory for you but just by lookin' at ya neck...Im startin to think the Bible stories were true Vs. if i had ur looks.. i couldnt bring myself to hold a grin cuz u need a supporting cast,just 4 the roles under ur chin ur out the lime light,cuz no coverage is what this whore dread so ill give u alot of press... 2 get the wrinkles out ur forehead V/sureloc holmes...he takes this by one quote.. i felt his verse hit all aspects on the concept..i liked the matrimony line..pro the forhead line was lol...but some ya other stuff wasnt hitting to hard but this was a close one..good battle ya'll |
Sureloc Holmes wins 3-2
Sureloc Holmes WINS 1-0 Prosecuter LOSES 0-1 |
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