My Puppy
 

My puppy
My puppy use to be all yummy inside.
The way he use to stick is tounge out in car rides.
His soft cuddly fur made me erect fantastically.
I had to break it down before I got mantastically.
*Snaps*
There goes my boner
I taped it together
Now im more aloner.

My puppy was there to secure me.
In all the pain that tends to endure me.
I hope he didnt lick it cuz i may have Genetal Herpes
Its smooth and sugary like a bowl full of rainbow sherpert.
You can call my dog Herbert
But I like Kermit better.
I can eat my pies than a letter.
Put it in the paper shredder
B4 my puppies pussy gets wetter.

My puppy
...died and I cried O' so long.
I ran outside, with a pink thong.
Now im sayin Ching Chang Chong(with a China Man face)
That thong th-thong thong thong.

A-B-C
Had to much LSD
Gummie Bears are chasing me.
1 is Green
1 is Red
1 Is giving me head
1 Is Yellow
1 Is Blue
1 is callin me a Jew.

...My puppy.


...stay tuned for the next song about ''My Cat''

wtf. dont do this again it was to weird.

man....

this was a masterpiece...i don't even read text...cuz..ya know..why?...anyhow..they title sucked me rite in..and their was action from start to finish..this FUCKING OWNED...untill the chinese face and pink thong..was a lil uncreative..but the rest owned ass !


8/10

can't belive you actually posted this shit in here....lol.

ur sick you shoudl be banned for this

closed until you straighten your act...i mean post links

but seriously, you need to leave some feed

not ur fault how it came out
writin while high just doesnt work for some people...

Wtf?! Closed.

this was weird.