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MAIN EVENT: 9th v.s Mimesis (BEST OF 5 SERIES FOR RVW TITLE)
9th leads series 1-0 6-12 lines (first person to check in decides) House rules check-in due Wed Verses due Friday Battles close Sunday Animate your check-in (script like and shit) Good luck to both |
*Walks onto platform as the crowd goes wild*
. . *Holds a conceited stare for 6 seconds* . . *Reaches into back pocket, pulls out 4 pancakes; COUNT THEM, 4 PANCAKES* . . *Throws them into the crowd as girls show their boobies and everybody screams* . . *Gets into the ring and picks up a microphone* . . *Says, "Mimesis will say this; 9th Degree only won last battle because Mimesis didn't want to lay the Mimesis Throwdown and have him put into a coma so early in the series. (Crowd keeps cheering). But, now. . (holds 3 second pause). . BUT NOW. . It is game on. I will say it again, GAME ON. The Mimesis is no longer joking around, Mimesis will post 10 lines; COUNT IT, 10 LINES because that is all Mimesis needs. After Mimesis wins, Mimesis will buy 3 pancakes for everybody!* . . *Crowd erupts in cheer and chants, "Mimesis, Mimesis, Mimesis."* |
*Soars in on a hangglider, wearing no pants*
*Audience errupts in applause, chanting* Doo doo butter! Doo doo butter! *Flys gracefully above the crowd, shittin' all over Mimesis' fans* *Unhooks harness and lands perfectly in the middle of the ring* *Starts making barnyard animal noises at Mimesis* Audience: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! |
*Chokes the shit out of Mimesis till he passes out* Guess I win this one. :)
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lmao
good scripting............................. |
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