The "Yo Mama" Jokes Thread
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Yo Mamaz so short she does chin-ups on the curb... :thefinger |
Yo momma is so short she had a cow.
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yo mammas so fat she got baptised at seaworld
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Lmfao. Classic. |
Yo mama's so fat, her only pet's a kit kat
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Your mama is so cool, that she told you to shut the fuck up with all the played ass jokes. :thumbup:
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yo mama is so stupid that she returned her M&M's back cuz they said W's
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YO momma house so small, when she stick the key through the front door, it unlocks the back door.
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yo mamas so skinny she jacks food stamps from somalians
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FUck yo mama,FUck yo mama,FUck yo mama,FUck yo mama,FUck yo mamaFUck yo FUck yo mama!!!
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Yo momma so tall, when she did a backflip, she kicked Jesus in da mouf.
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yo mama so stupid she thought fruit punch wuz a gay boxer
lmao, i remember back in like 94 sayin that, werd |
Your momma so ugly, she made a pig look like Wilbur from Charlotte's Web.
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yo mam so fat, wen she went 2 skool, she sat by everybody
lol, i remember seein that 1 on tha fresh prince a long fuckin time ago, lol, werd |
Yo mammas so dumb she went to the cinema, saw a film saying under 17s not permitted, so she went home and got 16 of her friends
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