the funniest songs....
 

name em here.........

eminem songs from marshall mathers lp and slim shady lp or his old freestyles...funny shit

i wanna fuck your dog in the ass- blink 182

LMFAO.......thats od wtf is that fucking psycho rock guys

ill give the lyrics

I want to fuck a dog in the ass
(he wants to fuck a dog in the ass)
I want to fuck a dog (that's right kids)

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog.....and his ass

we want to fuck a dog in the ass
we want to fuck a dog in the ass
we want to fuck a dog

I tried to fuck a fuckin pirate in the ass
(arr me and me first mate ya skurvy curr)
tried to fuck a fuckin pirate.....but I found the dog
(a that was no pirate man that was thy own sister)
(he's a mexican pirate)

we want to fuck a dog in the ass
we want to fuck a dog in the ass

want to fuck a fuckin dog

some weird song i heard on the net...

called: Oh for tuna...

no i kinda like the 4th song on the tom mark and travis show

eminem-rain man is a funny song
afro man- because i got high
Colt 45

i ahvent heard it that was the only blink 182 song ive ever really listend too...........also afro man has that son where he disses kelis, missy elliot, jay-z, silk the shocker, bird man, and more.......that shit it pretty funny

oh that one. hes like

Hes like

now mannie fresh is actually fresh, lil wayne i feel his shyt

but the wack ass shyt i ever heard man
was that wack ass motha fuckin bird man

that song is dope

haha the funniest song ive heard is by Stephen Lynch and its called KILL A KITTEN... here are the lyrics: it is sung slowly to an acustic guitar

When the game of life makes you feel like quittin',
It helps a lot if you kill a kitten
Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin,
You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten.

There's no crime that you'll be commitin'
I know the law, you can kill a kitten.
If you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin'
Youll get plenty when you kill a kitten

Feed it turpentine, or break its spine,
Crush it with your shoe, as long as you...
Kill a kitten

If the one you love isn't quite as smitten,
She'll like you better when you kill a kitten
To quote the bible, cause that's where it's written
If yee loveth Jesus, yee must kill a kitten

Flush it down the can, hit it with your van,
Drown it in a lake, bake a kitty cake
Throw it at a train, make it snort cocaine
Stick some TNT up its cat booty
Do what you must do, as long as you...
Kill a kitten

Killing kittens isn't easy,
And if the thought makes you feel queasy,
Grab a pitchfork from the shed,
And kill a puppydog instead!
Kill a kitten, kill a kitten, for a mitten
Kill a kitten (4x)
Kill.... a kitten

Special by Stephen Lynch
or
Die by KC's Finest

LMFAO AT THAT SONG ^ AHAHH that had me crackin up

Old People Need Ta Die
By. CarsonJet.
Links in my sig, Short but u'll chuckle. ;)