you couldnt have `crazy fuckin flow' if you sailed on a `slut~boat`
now you 'slash ya own neck' n say youre a `cut~throat`//
throw ya down wit 'auto slam' youd think i `throw~cars`
if a 'crow sat on ya rhymes' you still couldnt hit me wit `crow~bars`//
this cats 'pressed for cash' so hes `pushin~for~dough`
now ya tryna 'pack weed into my punchlines' to `KUSH-in~tha~blow`//
to be blunt' ya 'couldnt blaze me' even if ya `could~smoke`
man calls himself "Master Splinter" jus cuz his `wood~broke`//
my rhymes 'strike ya peers' leavin `Obscure~intelligence~socked`
man 'shakin my name' is the only way youll leave `biz~rocked`//
shred ya poor illusion' cuz i `snare~tricks`
ya always claimin 'pussies run from me' thats cuz ya `scare~chicks`//
im a 'shock to the senses' some say i got a `zapped~feel`
please realize 'applauding at heavy metal shows' dont mean you can `clap~steel`//
i aint 'droppin compliments' so i dont `plummet~flattery`
throwin Metallica's Master of Puppets into an asylum' is the only way youd `commit~battery`*// ~Done



*=Battery is a song on Metallica's Master of Puppets album and its also a crime similar to assault. and an asylum is a place where crazy people are 'commited'. im sure you can figure out the rest of the punch...