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O RLY? (0-0) vs. M The Literal (0-0)
G.B.A Gimmick Battle Association Super Hero and Super Villain Battles ============  O RLY? as Hercules vs.  M The Literal as Mandarin ============ Verses Due Monday at 12:00PM Pacific 10 Line Minimum, No Line Limit Biting = Ban Feeding = -2 Votes Swaying = DQ Must Vote On 4 Battles And Post Your Links Votes Due Wednesday Night New Battles Up Thursday Morning For Full Rules Click Here |
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i have no idea who this guy is? i looked him up on google and got nothing, someone link me to a page or something please?
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Seriously, why in the hell would you wait until the day of to say that you don't know what's up?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandarin_%28comics%29 Educate yourself. |
n' see now your done kid, ya just made me mad
and now ya just lay futile like a carpenter slacking bad now Iron man has power son and so do i ya see the son of ghangas kahn now doesnt that just sound like a lifesize STD? when ya get stuck, you can hit a switch man, and ditch n' ya you can teleport, but isnt that running like a bitch? dude is all green and shit, fags looks like a veggie brute but mandarin?, he just sounds more like an orange fruit i see, you had to win so you used someone obscure kid n' now, he still got fucked up just like when iron man did w/e.. |
v/ O RLY, simply because ytmnd is win.
bob maRLY gives you a thumbs up, son. |
All brute force, but not a bit of brains
Ya'd look in the sky too long and drown yourself in rain A verse for each Labor, I'm doing you a favor Expand it two more and I'm putting you in danger I'll be Eurystheus, you can be my bitch Gofer this, gofer that, come here and scratch my itch Suck my dick - nah, for you that ain't a punishment Probably suck your nephew off three times a day behind the sheds I'll keep it short - you ain't man enough to finish the myth So we'll put you in women's clothes, true to your inner nymph Look up the Heracles and Hercules articles in Wikipedia for the references. |
Nothing
vs. All brute force, but not a bit of brains Ya'd look in the sky too long and drown yourself in rain I was honestly not feeling anything in this battle. Even the concepts that could have worked were very poorly worded and lacked the punch. The only line I kind of liked was the looking into the sky too long thing. That's why my vote goes to M the Literal. V/ M the Literal |
All brute force, but not a bit of brains
Ya'd look in the sky too long and drown yourself in rain ehhhhhhhh both of you showed up weak heree, alotta bitchin before evn posting and then assing it when you come is not good, but w.e. v/M. |
O RLY:
when ya get stuck, you can hit a switch man, and ditch n' ya you can teleport, but isnt that running like a bitch? dude is all green and shit, fags looks like a veggie brute but mandarin?, he just sounds more like an orange fruit M The Literal: All brute force, but not a bit of brains Ya'd look in the sky too long and drown yourself in rain I'll keep it short - you ain't man enough to finish the myth So we'll put you in women's clothes, true to your inner nymph Wasn't feelin this battle at all, both of you came with fairly weak verses, I didn't really feel any lines were quotable, I just quoted the 2 that were better than the others from each of you. Teleport line was ok from RLY, Mandarin/fruit line was a nice concept but poorly worded, you coulda made it hit a lot harder. The rain line from Lit was ok, but doesn't really hit hard, the nymph line coulda been flipped better to be more effective. Overall, neither came hard, but I feel RLY was more consistent, the first two couplets were ok as well, where the rest of Lit's verse wasn't good. vote = O RLY |
now Iron man has power son and so do i ya see
the son of ghangas kahn now doesnt that just sound like a lifesize STD? VS. All brute force, but not a bit of brains Ya'd look in the sky too long and drown yourself in rain weak battle.. wasnt feelin either really.. M came more harder to me tho.. so he gets vote.. |
hmmmm...
im gonna have to go with M although it was sort of close...lyerically M won in every category but his verse started to digress at the end...the first part of M's verse was strong...O rly's verse just didnt apeal to me and the flow seemed to be off v/M the literal |
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when ya get stuck, you can hit a switch man, and ditch
n' ya you can teleport, but isnt that running like a bitch? dude is all green and shit, fags looks like a veggie brute but mandarin?, he just sounds more like an orange fruit vs. I'll keep it short - you ain't man enough to finish the myth So we'll put you in women's clothes, true to your inner nymph Wasn't feelin' this battle much, but I actually got O RLY? here. M's closer was okay and his opener wasn't bad, but the 3 bars in the middle I thought were really ehhh and kinda lost this for him. Vote - O RLY? |
M The Literal wins 4-2
M The Literal WINS 1-0 O RLY? LOSES 0-1 |
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