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3. DiZzy (3-0) vs. 4. Professor (2-1)
G.B.A Gimmick Battle Association Yo Momma Battles We've all heard yo momma jokes. Can you actually write them? Diss your opponent's mom and be vicious. Be creative, a lot of stuff has been played on this topic so you will need to come original. Good Luck. ============ Verses Due Monday at 12:00AM Pacific 10 Line Minimum, No Line Limit Biting = Ban Feeding = -2 Votes Swaying = DQ Must Vote On 4 Battles And Post Your Links Votes Due Wednesday Night New Battles Up Thursday Morning For Full Rules Click Here |
12 good for you Diz?
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yeh 10 or 12,, nothin to big
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You've got a nice family dude, but see...never was something so wrong
If somebody's got a ton of shit to do...they're describing fucking your mom Your mom has been through so much dude, she isn't a rapper mind ya But listen up...I can tell that she has got some nice flow....from her vagina You stooped so low dude, much like your mom's did, so yeah it's fine So watch as my skills triple D's....without sagging like your mom's tit's guy Dude if you're mom had flaming hair, I would be real deep in the red N when I say her life looks Grim....I slept with her and STD's cause death Bitch has been around like a bike for 10 children, we all got a ride, sir She makes me feel at home....her pussy's so big I built my house inside her Done. 10. |
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from jerz to cali,, no competition
shawtys are feelin DiZzy. im thought cute by most im not even close to ugly. your mom lives on a different coast you even used a sagg line are you insane! when ya mommas tits sag lower then jibb'z chains i aint into freak shit, wit ya momz i wasnt tryna get lucky i only used handcuffs so the ugly bitch wouldn't tryn touch me n thats fact. not until she does some hurdles truth is ya momma couldnt feel DiZzy if she ran in circles i dont know why u deny she a hoe,, cuz to my knowledge the bitch has even been done more than this weeks topic quick 10 im ready 4 the champ match |
dam niggas really dont like votin
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You stooped so low dude, much like your mom's did, so yeah it's fine
So watch as my skills triple D's....without sagging like your mom's tit's guy vs. i aint into freak shit, wit ya momz i wasnt tryna get lucky i only used handcuffs so the ugly bitch wouldn't tryn touch me Weak battle here. Prof came pretty damn weak, but stayed on topic well. DiZzy also came pretty garbage, however unlike professor he didn't stay on topic as much and some of his punches, like the closer, where done to death this week alone. So in the end, I'm gonna give it to Professor. V/ Professor |
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BRANDON CIELASEK --------------------- You've got a nice family dude, but see...never was something so wrong If somebody's got a ton of shit to do...they're describing fucking your mom This was a decent concept. Wording wasn't the best, but I liked this. 1.5/2 Your mom has been through so much dude, she isn't a rapper mind ya But listen up...I can tell that she has got some nice flow....from her vagina Nah... won't feelin this. 0.5/2 You stooped so low dude, much like your mom's did, so yeah it's fine So watch as my skills triple D's....without sagging like your mom's tit's guy Weak way of wording it, but decent word/nameplay. 1/2 Dude if you're mom had flaming hair, I would be real deep in the red N when I say her life looks Grim....I slept with her and STD's cause death Shit, wasn't feelin this either. 0.5/2 Bitch has been around like a bike for 10 children, we all got a ride, sir She makes me feel at home....her pussy's so big I built my house inside her A big pussy isn't neccesarily a bad thing, so... 0.5/2 - 4/10 - --------- DIZZY --------- shawtys are feelin DiZzy. im thought cute by most im not even close to ugly. your mom lives on a different coast Nah, I've seen this multiple times. 0.5/2 you even used a sagg line are you insane! when ya mommas tits sag lower then jibb'z chains Feeding? Anyways, this shit was too basic. 0.5/2 i aint into freak shit, wit ya momz i wasnt tryna get lucky i only used handcuffs so the ugly bitch wouldn't tryn touch me Wording was way off. I'll give points for the concept. 1/2 n thats fact. not until she does some hurdles truth is ya momma couldnt feel DiZzy if she ran in circles This could be seen as a self-diss, depending on how you look at it. 0.5/2 i dont know why u deny she a hoe,, cuz to my knowledge the bitch has even been done more than this weeks topic Ehhh... Nah, the whole concept of a hoe is played. 0.5/2 - 3/10 - Quick 10? -Correct Ready for the Champ Match? -Incorrect ---------------------------- VOTE: BRANDON CIELASEK ---------------------------- |
You've got a nice family dude, but see...never was something so wrong
If somebody's got a ton of shit to do...they're describing fucking your mom vs. i aint into freak shit, wit ya momz i wasnt tryna get lucky i only used handcuffs so the ugly bitch wouldn't tryn touch me professor came iight.. i felt he couldve came better.. he had some nice concepts followed by bad wordin.. but decent drop over all.. dizzy.. he couldve came better..his concepts were nice.. but still couldve been better, as his wordin.. v/ professor.. |
Nothing
vs. Nothing Well, this battle was weak. Professor, u just kinda came too basic. DiZzy prolly took a look at ur verse n' thought he had it won, but then he came weak too with a bunch of simple shit. DiZzy's opener was good, but I've seen almost an identical line to it before so I can't give it props. Professor's opener was aight too.. not that great, but better than the other shit I guess... hmm, I dunno, DiZzy I'm disappointed, u coulda had this, but u blew it, gotta put in a bit more effort. Vote - Professor |
4-0 Professor.. but Professor doesn't vote and DiZzy does so DiZzy wins
DiZzy WINS 4-0 Professor LOSES 2-2 |
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