JournaLLL: Week 2 - Ehhhhh (By G. Hod)
JournaLLLWeek II: All Jokes Aside . .
What is up, folks? I'm a bit tired at the commencement of this letter, so bare with me . . What went down this week, you ask? Taktik retained the LLL Heavyweight Title, seemingly silencing his critics & staking his claim as a bona fide writer. Are you convinced? 'Cause I'm not . . This week, 'volve gives the kid a test as he'll take on the freshly-minted Always Less - nee Quotient. Quo retained his Lightweight title last week in convincing fashion whilst Baxter D. Wall retained with his second straight no-show victory. Evolve cruised, Methane won in Camarac-esque fashion (hmmm), Sand's inactive ass was victorious, 13th Disciple romped, etcedra. [ - Week's Best - b]Taktik:[/b] Defended his title en route to a growing LLL repertoire . Quotient: Defeated 'Bars of War' champion Mystery~Murdera with a flawless victory . Methane: Debuts with an impressive showing in hopes of illustrating his textual versatility . [ - Week's Worst - ] Evolve: Spelled 'Wednesday' wrong two weeks in a row in every single thread . . Work on it next week, bud: -D- before -N- J. Bare Knuckles: No-showed much to the chagrin of myself, and talent enthusiasts . Kid'll do things if he starts showing. J [ -Top Punches - ] 1. kid, your wack as fuck, but ya in luck cause i got a revolver, & i'll just out-write Out Write, without a stuttering problem! Methane 2. Ya shit was never dope, I've never peeped ya piece Cuz all I have to do is say ya name. . to say the least Quotient 3. he's mad.. while he trys his hardest, only to lose & fail cuz cam's got PMS..... and i dont mean rb user mail! Kontext 4. Leave This Fake G Dispersed... Damn It, Fuck, Shit, No Need To Curse But I Had To Leave Some Elementary Swings To Compete With His Verse Mystery~Murdera 5. Straight up, Bribe your vet persona is lately pretty sad........ Plus I knew I smelt shit...my advice is scroll up and Click tha Ad!....... Taktik 6. Write, your boring, still got that newbie style your sportin' See, Kapone used to Mod here, but theres no hope Forum! Methane 7. Do you like KO... after this loss you'll feel the ban... God your text is so wack its illegal in amsterdam... Chrit 8. M~M who sir ? Blah, I'll rip this fuckin loser Kid's goal is a spine, so I see a big break in his future Quotient 9. this is Sabotage.. how i destroy any chance of this man winnin Voter's Stick to the Script.. so there's No Need for any AddLibb'n Evolve 10. I still spit sick like Gonarreah on clits, have this bitch checkin his health.... shit, this cat so weak...at 10:07pm even his verse tried to edit itself... 13th Disciple 11. Lying bitch you aint original... so get off Tupac's nutsack... Wait no... be like him... after this death, dont ever attempt a comeback... Chrit 12. He Aint That Bad Though... Nah Fuck It Lemme Be Real - He's Worse His Career WAS Headed Off The ground n got stuck At Knees First Mystery~Murdera 13. He says "Sup Cam" you show me luv like I'm your cuz, fuck it I've had enough I can't be affiliated with Feeble Minded's punches.... or the lack thereof CameronJ86 14. tAktiks reign seems grim, Cause in this league, the best decide- somewhat like his avy...I a tak tik and quickly brush this pest-aside- Bribeone1 15. make you die quick, with sliced wrists and die quicker punchlines?. . . only teeth mystik seperated were on my zipper! Duper Sand 16. From Barney To Betty, Don't Mind The Rubble From Forced Pressure.. Writing? Don't Go Through The Trouble, Save Your Drafts For War Efforts.. Mystik Mind 17. You got no support from your crew like I stomped your bones flat The Regime twisted your neck so you could watch your own back COM 18. left clutching at straws...and searching for inspirations attack but like injecting farmers...your looking for a needle in a haystack fgee 19. Cap's rating is not with hot, unless I get sun-blocked and lost.. Ruth got unbanned so u been Played ..since they Unlocked The Boss! Ricochet 20. commin half assed but ur still outclassed, i outlast then i'm outfast u'd think this is Baghdad, how i drop bombs on this Boi & left him OutKast.... 13th Disciple 21. Started Diggin His Own Grave... So I'm Stompin Him Way Down... Use An Alphabet Diss... That's How Easy His Names Get PLay'd-on... Axe E. Um 22. Talk about Street Fighter all U want, it dont mean shit 2 me Cuz I can a fuck less about Ryu, Ken, or the video game industry Capcom 23. The simple facts-are that his skills lack-par, even of retired singers. Cause this kid ShRAPneL is closer to wack-bars than expired-Snickers . YoungblooD 24. Ima Rip Apart Kids.. I'm To Deadly To Start Wit.. ^^ That Beat Ya Whole Verse N' It Was Only A Friendly Remark Bitch.. Auspicious 25. Titles are gold - and hell, I earned the 'nicest dope. .' While I phix ions to the point that they turn to isotopes. . G. Hod Odds & Ends Unfortunately, I wasn't too impressed with the overall performance this week. I've been pushing for a text tournament as of late, which would surely improve the quality and talent in our league . If we can get a few contributors to donate $10, I'm sure the administrator(s) would let us have one. . Let us hope that the already notorious 'Kalvin' will grace this thread! G'luck next week, everyone. Yours Truly, GeeHawd |
Good mag again...
Damn only number 7 punch?? oh well... |
good mag kid.....word.....keep em commin...
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fosho tho dats player status
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i plan on gracin next weeks
mag hopefully wit one of the top punches.... oh yea good shit g.hod |
Stickied this so it doesnt get buried
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Damn... Only 21 Punch? I'm Workin My Way Up... If Evolve Gives Me My Battle For This Week...
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me and chrit are on punch of the week sprees...yep...
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Number 22 punch.....Alright at least I'm on there lol.........Good shit G.Hod............GL every1 this week in ya'll battles.............
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No hate or beef but that lined suck Capcom..you're much better than that...that wasnt even a diss..this week must have been wack because it was only about 10 good punches in there..
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^This opinion comin from an herb in Drastik Measurez...not to mention he's 0-1 and he's a damn newb...kid U aint Lethal Or a Lyricists, so why are u in here?
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Fuck you G. Hod!! << How is my spelling now?
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Re: JournaLLL: Week 2 - Ehhhhh (By G. Hod)
Nice Mag......................although I never seem to get any recognition
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If you still don't believe have what it takes to be a power on RB i will show you all this week..............and then we'll see if I get any credit... But ya nice mag G.Hod..............maybe get some interviews, or predictions up there in the mag...... |
Word^.
Contact me if you need any help with it G.Hod. I'll handle anything not relating to my own matches/verses as to not seem bias. Nice mag though. Enjoyable read. |
Hahaha, Methane Beat Axl To Top Puinch - eat that bitch!
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