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LBL Bounty #1
LBL Bounty #1 JOHN HENSLEY John Hensley has been chosen as the first LBL bounty. The LBL bounty is chosen after reading every verse during the week and picking one of the best. Your goal is to feed off his verse and write a verse which would have beaten him this week. JOHN HENSLEY's Verse This Week: Quote:
That's a keyword fellas, and Glocks needs another plan. He isn't praying.. .. but he IS on his knees with his mouth open thankin another man. You've won 9 straight, but ain't makin any clout. I haven't seen a streak that easy.. .. since your mom and sister ran naked through my house. ^^I won't be a hypocrite but listen kid, you should pipe down. I'd give ya shit for beating no-names.. if that wasn't what i'm doing right now I don't know if your gay, but in this case, look at this shit. I'll win, and this'll be a G-loss that'll mimic the shit you put on ya lips.. You claim you AIN'T a rider, but you got a vain disorder. Cuz you've been harassin my dick for so long it's filing a restrainin' order. As far as wording goes, face it bitch, you suck with it. Shit's scrambled so much.. Vince Young and Vick are hittin you up for tips. Takin ya down for the 10 count with out of the world rhymes. Now ya seein' flashing numbers.. ... like my answering machine after i gave ya girl mine. I used to hype you right, i remember sayin this guy was tight. I hate to go back on my words.. but u should do it after every single line u write. See, killin you and hidin the body really isn't nothin to me. Search parties'll get a christmas gift when they find you wrapped up under a tree. It's a loss for ya buddy, i don't mean to make ya world end. But if you want another belt.. i left a couple of em' strapped to ya girls bed. JH. RULES OF THE LBL BOUNTY Who May Compete: ANYONE!!! League competitors are encouraged to do this, but everyone is eligible including people not currently in the league. Due Date: The bounty is due at 10:00 AM EST 12/24. In other words, right before I close battles for this week. Determining a Winner: The goal is to beat John Hensley's verse. I will read every verse posted in the bounty thread. If I feel no one beat it, you all have failed at the bounty, and he will likely be chosen again next week. If I feel there was at least 1 better verse than John Hensley's in the thread, the best verse will be the winner. Prizes: The winner of this will get a free win added to their record. If you win three of these in a row, I will consider giving a free title shot, though I haven't decided yet, but you will definitely get the free win. Line Limit: John Hensley went 20 lines so that is your limit. You may go under that, but your chances of winning are less if you do so. You may not go over Feeding: Feeding is allowed and encouraged. You may do as much of it as you wish. I'm hoping this will give everyone something fun to do when there are no verses to write. I'm also hoping this will inspire many of you who didn't have great opponents this week to now write because you have a tough verse to beat. Good Luck. |
I guess I can get this kicked off. Many, many gay punches to flip off...hhhmmm
Well, here goes... You imply Glocks sucks dick, and I'm sure it was ure's that fed him So the point isn't why did he do it.. .. its WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LET HIM?? Now his streak is over and now John's is set to be rippin' straight And I'm witness to a Hensley streak.. .. as one even a bucket of washing powder can't eliminate Your concepts are recycled, but fuck.. I'll still flip 'em first 'Coz dude if you want shit.. well, just tell DTH to allow me to bite ure verse I don't know if your gay, but in this case, look at this shit. ^That would've been a nice setup.. .. if you didn't make ANOTHER GAY punch with it And I know you AINT a rider, but ure the biggest homo lover on set 'Coz I've fed off ure first 5 bars.. .. and already got 3 punches using the gay concept Speaking of wording, well I can't touch the king on this site But when you recycle ure punches as often as John.. .. eventually ure bound to get it right. And fuck it, this verse has a gay theme.. so lets stick it to the master 'Coz you did take Glocks down for the 10 count, and kept him there hours after I'll still hype you son, know that I'll never be a Hensley hater And I know you never go back on ure words.. .. you just fucking recycle them a few weeks later. Yeah, John'll kill.. wrap a dude up, bury him.. its easy for him Then find him under a tree as the only gift he gets christmas morning Now its the end and thank god, I've never been so bored in all my years And please someone beat this guy.. .. so I don't have to flip any more of his queer ass punch ideas. Flipping basically every punch and shit. :thumbup: |
lmao, nice idea, fresh idea.
but i didnt recycle any lines, and havent since i've sigend back in, assholes! nice shit tho lol |
Lmao that verse was dope.
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Damn son ..nice punch ..I really liked it ..good shit dude But the punch don't work ..when the other man was you Quote:
I found out your sercet bitch ..the reason Glock's staring kid Cuz there's gloss on G's lips ..and u were originally wearing it Quote:
I break you apart ..easy dude ..nothing about this is hard Cuz Glocks flash numbers ..N' ur still working on flash cards Quote:
Does anything change with you?... ...Punches the same ..ur style's the same ..fonts even worse But at least your consistant ..with 10 gay/girl jokes per verse You dont have fans ..except ones keeping you cold ..I got many Because if change is good ..it's no wonder you dont have any I consistantly drop good ..N' u drop wack ..how u get the title? Cuz Simon aint here ...but im going to leave this American Idle |
That's no keyword fella, u need another plan.
it is praying.. .. when UR foul an the shotgun's in the other mans hand. You've done decent, and made plenty clout. I haven't seen a streak like yours.. .. since your mom left her panties at my house. ^^Ill be a hypocrite but listen cripple dick,u cant write clown. So close yer mouth, unless glocks is lookin for a place to pipe down I don't know if your gay, but in this case, look at this shit ^Well..i took a look...and it STILL looks like shit. You claim ur Ill,well fag.. I got the remedy n we all knew John fitzgerald...theyve been hook'd up since kennedy As far as wording goes, face it bitch, your awfull n wack. But I like the way Johnny taylor's others concepts to fit his rap Takin ya down for the count with out hesitation ya wont b seein' flashing numbers.. ... juss ur life,when ur in a comma like vegetation ur hype'd right, i remember sayin this guyz aiight u hate to go back on ur words,but lovin front'n ur wackass on the site It's a toss for ya buddy,n imma ravage n rape ur lady. But for starters, those jackets would fit the concepts u brought back from the 80's Lol.I dunno if this counts...but hey,it was fun feed'n off johns drop |
Fuck it man Vitts here it's over ho, bitch don't know? I'll own Hens
Hens so played till this day, he aint even respected by his own friends This league is a good entry, we just want you to get the fuck out! I'm cuttin your trip short, so you can get to know the bus routes Fuck doubt, you whore I'd like to see the faggot that hyped this loser I'll gut this fag twice! all Hens is know for is being fucked by roosters Or cocks you might say it's quite gay, fucking tired of your dumb writes I'm well known... Like internationals hos with a cell phone, while Hens only dope on some sites Don't get any confusion Im straight he's gaye, I've got shit to delay You wouldn't last a minute W/ fat bitches, They'd stuff your body in the oven & start Bacon Bits each day I'm swervin on this fake, word he's just mad his virtues in combustion The name John fits you bitch, the way I see whores serve you like its nothin You come played as shit you shoud never think you got hot rhymes J couldn't have us cracking up if we lived on a fucking fualt line It's clear the men in your house have spice, the way J just cinnamon They put you on the bounty yo, I guess they knew you'd never win again You must be dead, your stiff competition I'm not making fun either dude I believe its true... Hens is in a class of his own, shit he even has his personal teacher too! As far as who you think you are, its clear you have uneven vision kid Quote:
Cuz if you could see what I see, you just made everyone think you did |
^ Umm, that is 24 lines when the limit was 20. :thumbup:
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Okay sir, so wha should I do? take them out?
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oh god this is too easy
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then do itttttt.... n' I think Daubs made most of the graphics for this league, but I'm not sure, get at him or Kempo to find out.
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