News Report
 

Just in breaking news, somebody just stole bottles of Noni juice, I guess even though it's expansive he just couldn't refuse. He's about to get caught, and his life he'll lose. Case closed and shut their's no jury to be waiting on, he's probably in jail, his fate being contenplated on. It's just his mistake he has to own it. I guess in life he has his biggest opponent. Wait I thought this was breaking news, somebody must've switched reports, I would guess, but I don't know who.