If you're gay..
 

..you're not straight. So does that make you crooked?

Discuss.

It all depends, man. Crooked is only one of many options. There's curved, zig-zagged and much more.

You could also be bent.

So does that mean all bent cops are gay?

That means all fat people are fags.

Could be.

But to the original question.

What if you're just "straight gay". then what?

then u are a certified homo...

If you're straight gay, maybe that means you'd fuck a girl whilst simultaneously taking a foot long up the ass.

Still waiting for you to answer the question. Don't be afraid. We won't judge. :love:

Who's foot tho?

My money is on either Jake or Carlos.

Now are we talking foot as in measurement or foot as in length?

That's a good question.

Can I use a lifeline? I'd like to poll the audience.

You can do either.

I wonder, who will you call if you choose a lifeline? Or, if you poll the audience.. who is in the audience?

These factors can determine the likelihood of success in this type of thing.

ill assume this question is not sincere

that way you're not an idiot by my assumption

Yeah but, nobody cares about your assumptions.

And that would be a lie.