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5. DaTrusHurtz (9-1) vs. 6. Tony Brown (7-3)
G.B.A Gimmick Battle Association Yo Momma Battles We've all heard yo momma jokes. Can you actually write them? Diss your opponent's mom and be vicious. Be creative, a lot of stuff has been played on this topic so you will need to come original. Good Luck. ============ Verses Due Monday at 12:00AM Pacific 10 Line Minimum, No Line Limit Biting = Ban Feeding = -2 Votes Swaying = DQ Must Vote On 4 Battles And Post Your Links Votes Due Wednesday Night New Battles Up Thursday Morning For Full Rules Click Here |
what the FUCK!!!!! omg stop doin this shit lol
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blame glocks n' chrit for no-showing last week or thats who I would have faced this week.
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Seen ur mom... n' she wayyyy more trash than the next guy
Yo momma so ugly, Chamillionaire made a club hit 'bout her sex life I'm a grad student, always dressed in suits, I'm mannin' the station Yo momma so dumb, she thought Brooks Brothers was some family relation Saw the matchup here n' knew I was set dude Like mother like son... ...n' yo momma so easy, its why i'm 3-0 against you She was makin' noise on some shit, thank god I heard her Yo momma so fat, she flew to Pitt to try n' eat Ben Roethlisberger U won't beat me, the rank of this guy'll just plummet But u got it covered... ...yo momma so fat, u can use the size of her stomach That's one hideous bitch man, I'm out swingin' too Yo momma's the claim of smokin' commercials, the uncool thing to do You will fail, n' that ho of ur mom looks real pale Yo momma so fat, she runs away from lizards... ... she doesn't want to be ANYWHERE near scales 14, drop asap man |
Think you'll be 3-0 against me??? someone must've gassed this jew
But shit, yo momma so dumb.....n prolly writes just as shitty as you Thought she might've been hot, but then found out she was hairy n..... I ain't fuk the pig-headed broad, so niggas thought i was a vegetarian Trus the only non-fake here cuz mayne, u don't even seem cool Who fukin modded u? Cant believe ya mom chose this outta the gene pool She a hoe n not ta mention she gullable, just read n see..... Got the bitch wearin a dog tag wit her name, address, and "Owner's Name: Tony B" U n ya ma both fold under pressure, yal niggas fall in the crunchtime Yo momma so stupid, she thought Busta Rhymes referred to ur punchlines She ain't a milf now, but back in the days chea......she did get tons of men N was such a whore, she b on old pornos w/ a dildo....Antennae of them^^ I truly feel sorry for her son, n with that said i understand the denial Cuz yo momma such a slut, she'll b on mental funk as next week's top files |
Saw the matchup here n' knew I was set dude
Like mother like son... ...n' yo momma so easy, its why i'm 3-0 against you this was a decent punchline. kind or predictable but an easy concept to use. That's one hideous bitch man, I'm out swingin' too Yo momma's the claim of smokin' commercials, the uncool thing to do You will fail, n' that ho of ur mom looks real pale Yo momma so fat, she runs away from lizards... ... she doesn't want to be ANYWHERE near scales solid way to close with these bars. good creatity overall your versed came off rushed. you came creative with the last 4 bars but it was wak that the bulk of your punches were fat jokes ya feel me. decent verse though those were just what i thought were your weak points vs U n ya ma both fold under pressure, yal niggas fall in the crunchtime Yo momma so stupid, she thought Busta Rhymes referred to ur punchlines goood idea with the busta rhymes. i just think it could be used better yanamean. it doesnt get the full affect as a "so stupid" punchline I truly feel sorry for her son, n with that said i understand the denial Cuz yo momma such a slut, she'll b on mental funk as next week's top files haha good creativity. i should have thought about makin a punch about dat shit Think you'll be 3-0 against me??? someone must've gassed this jew But shit, yo momma so dumb.....n prolly writes just as shitty as you this was on some preschool shit Thought she might've been hot, but then found out she was hairy n..... I ain't fuk the pig-headed broad, so niggas thought i was a vegetarian She a hoe n not ta mention she gullable, just read n see..... Got the bitch wearin a dog tag wit her name, address, and "Owner's Name: Tony B" these were jus corny. try to get more creative mah dood decent battle not as hot as i thought it would be with to of the "top heads" in the league battlin or w/e. no hate or nothin but trus came more fresh wit the concepts v//datrushurts |
Seen ur mom... n' she wayyyy more trash than the next guy
Yo momma so ugly, Chamillionaire made a club hit 'bout her sex life decent I'm a grad student, always dressed in suits, I'm mannin' the station Yo momma so dumb, she thought Brooks Brothers was some family relation decent Saw the matchup here n' knew I was set dude Like mother like son... ...n' yo momma so easy, its why i'm 3-0 against you lol She was makin' noise on some shit, thank god I heard her Yo momma so fat, she flew to Pitt to try n' eat Ben Roethlisberger decent U won't beat me, the rank of this guy'll just plummet But u got it covered... ...yo momma so fat, u can use the size of her stomach ok That's one hideous bitch man, I'm out swingin' too Yo momma's the claim of smokin' commercials, the uncool thing to do lol You will fail, n' that ho of ur mom looks real pale Yo momma so fat, she runs away from lizards... ... she doesn't want to be ANYWHERE near scales decent, wordin could be up a smidge for effect Vssss Think you'll be 3-0 against me??? someone must've gassed this jew But shit, yo momma so dumb.....n prolly writes just as shitty as you meh Thought she might've been hot, but then found out she was hairy n..... I ain't fuk the pig-headed broad, so niggas thought i was a vegetarian omg roflmao!!!!! wtf Trus the only non-fake here cuz mayne, u don't even seem cool Who fukin modded u? Cant believe ya mom chose this outta the gene pool eh She a hoe n not ta mention she gullable, just read n see..... Got the bitch wearin a dog tag wit her name, address, and "Owner's Name: Tony B" decent U n ya ma both fold under pressure, yal niggas fall in the crunchtime Yo momma so stupid, she thought Busta Rhymes referred to ur punchlines miss She ain't a milf now, but back in the days chea......she did get tons of men N was such a whore, she b on old pornos w/ a dildo....Antennae of them^^ cool wp I truly feel sorry for her son, n with that said i understand the denial Cuz yo momma such a slut, she'll b on mental funk as next week's top files eh Wow Tony had POTB I thought that vegetarian line was golden, other than that DaTrus outshined with some pretty funny hits. V//DaTrus |
Eh, pretty good battle here.
DaTrus-i was feelin pretty much ya whole verse. Wording was off at first, but i felt you pick it up towards the end as well. Not many others were feelin ya closer but i thought it was pretty cool, descent concepts from you here. A little bit too much 'yo momma' though. tony-wording is the only thing that killed you here. overall concepts were great. punches weren't bad. just the wordplay and possible mess ups due to lack of certain punctuation. One of ya better verses that i've seen lately. not bad v/trus. |
lol thx tebo, n of course the other voters as well :)
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Seen ur mom... n' she wayyyy more trash than the next guy
Yo momma so ugly, Chamillionaire made a club hit 'bout her sex life bleh, ok I'm a grad student, always dressed in suits, I'm mannin' the station Yo momma so dumb, she thought Brooks Brothers was some family relation nope, not effective imo Saw the matchup here n' knew I was set dude Like mother like son... ...n' yo momma so easy, its why i'm 3-0 against you ok She was makin' noise on some shit, thank god I heard her Yo momma so fat, she flew to Pitt to try n' eat Ben Roethlisberger cool lol U won't beat me, the rank of this guy'll just plummet But u got it covered... ...yo momma so fat, u can use the size of her stomach ok, at best That's one hideous bitch man, I'm out swingin' too Yo momma's the claim of smokin' commercials, the uncool thing to do lmao You will fail, n' that ho of ur mom looks real pale Yo momma so fat, she runs away from lizards... ... she doesn't want to be ANYWHERE near scales Cool Vs Think you'll be 3-0 against me??? someone must've gassed this jew But shit, yo momma so dumb.....n prolly writes just as shitty as you No Thought she might've been hot, but then found out she was hairy n..... I ain't fuk the pig-headed broad, so niggas thought i was a vegetarian lol ok Trus the only non-fake here cuz mayne, u don't even seem cool Who fukin modded u? Cant believe ya mom chose this outta the gene pool no She a hoe n not ta mention she gullable, just read n see..... Got the bitch wearin a dog tag wit her name, address, and "Owner's Name: Tony B" ok U n ya ma both fold under pressure, yal niggas fall in the crunchtime Yo momma so stupid, she thought Busta Rhymes referred to ur punchlines lmao..for some odd reason She ain't a milf now, but back in the days chea......she did get tons of men N was such a whore, she b on old pornos w/ a dildo....Antennae of them^^ ok I truly feel sorry for her son, n with that said i understand the denial Cuz yo momma such a slut, she'll b on mental funk as next week's top files Bleh Fairly good battle here both came with some ok shit here imo, but I think Trus pulled more creative lines imo.. V- Trus....good battle. |
That's one hideous bitch man, I'm out swingin' too
Yo momma's the claim of smokin' commercials, the uncool thing to do vs. She a hoe n not ta mention she gullable, just read n see..... Got the bitch wearin a dog tag wit her name, address, and "Owner's Name: Tony B" trus came funny as hell.. wordin was just a lil off.. concepts were nice tho... tony b came wit sum funny stuff and better word play.. but antenna line made me smh lol.. gon have to go wit trus.. v/ trus |
I'm a grad student, always dressed in suits, I'm mannin' the station
Yo momma so dumb, she thought Brooks Brothers was some family relation She was makin' noise on some shit, thank god I heard her Yo momma so fat, she flew to Pitt to try n' eat Ben Roethlisberger You will fail, n' that ho of ur mom looks real pale Yo momma so fat, she runs away from lizards... ... she doesn't want to be ANYWHERE near scales vs. I truly feel sorry for her son, n with that said i understand the denial Cuz yo momma such a slut, she'll b on mental funk as next week's top files Eh, Tony came weak here. Most of what he had was either badly worded or just bad. Trus on the other hand had a pretty consistant verse except for a couple of punches and his punches hit a hell of a lot harder. So in the end this was pretty onesided and Trus took it. V/ DaTrusHurtz |
6-0, good battle
DaTrusHurtz WINS 10-1 Tony Brown LOSES 7-4 |
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