Girlfriend Picture Battle - Ace Heratoga vs DaTrusHurtz
 

Hey there... 24 and I'll post a pic later today

24 is cool....post up ya pic soon

got work late tonite so ill be posting around the deadline... don't worry im showin

want to just extend it 24 hours? I just got called to go to work tonight and i haven't started writing yet

http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=234049
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=234053
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=234112
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=234044

Fuck la I'm pressed for time so i just made it 20... match up



Carpet munching wouldn’t describe it when you go down on her clit
I don’t even wanna see her bush, she got hair growin out of her tits
She got a nose for this battle shit, and that ain’t no joke
Take a snowboard to her face and really be hittin the slopes
If she tried to holla, I’d reject the call tell her im outta minutes
Cause that gum line is big enough to put Wrigley outta business
I’m 20 years old, But ID is the last thing I’d check on ya chick
Tone muscles with a deep voice, I’d be checkin that bitch for a dick
“Hey Ace that’s mean, stop dippin on my whore
My name’s Datrushurtz, my bitch’s name is EyeSore”
I ain’t know you dated Mrs. Pacman, I forgot that’s all
Girl got Nice set of chompers and she steady gobblin balls
I shoulda been in the weedhead battle, I woulda taken the throne
Cause right now… I’m fuckin higher than her pointy cheek bones
WAIT! I just noticed, she got a Siamese complex, shits got me -DEAD-
Leave it that way, I don’t wanna see the piece of shit attached to her head




Come on who you kidding… Ace ain’t a pimp but he got his mack down
The only way ya statement is true, is if it was that fat bitch in the background
Designated Ugly Fat Friend? Hahaha that shits a bluff
Both them bitches so ugly, even Homer wouldn’t want a Duff

Just uppin foryour verse mang

Did a tornado hit you?!? There's no way ur girl is the best
I feel like Dorothy...I'm leadin' a fight to kill the wicked witch of the west
We're makin' history dawg, but peeps are payin' the price
This is the first battle of its Kind, but makin' dudes see that pic wasn't nice
That pic is just fucked up n' I feel its makin' me dumb
You got me all confused...I can't figure out what trailor she's from
See I'm pissed as FUCK n' I can no longer bear it
I didn't donate my kaleidoscope to goodwill so ur bitch could wear it
I looked at ya hoe, n' glanced down to the end of her chest
Her boobs are like Where's Waldo, they just seem to blend in with the rest
I got two questions faggot, 1) why make sluts nap on ya words
N' 2) Why the FUCK would ya post a pic after finishin' rappin' to her
This is real talk, use condoms, I don't feel any pity
Y'all MUST have a kid...only a daughter coulda done makeup that shitty
That pic left me scarred, I'm gettin' fused n' I swear
Ya girl's so Pale, I'll dump water to power the iron she used on her hair
I read ya sig and this shit might be hard to believe
I'm an atheist too...I CAN'T believe in God when girls like that are conceived
This is over, time to move on, this whore's striked n' devoured
So i'll get off ur girl in a second... but it takes u more like an hour

uppin thissssssssss

Ace Heratoga-If she tried to holla, I’d reject the call tell her im outta minutes
Cause that gum line is big enough to put Wrigley outta business
I’m 20 years old, But ID is the last thing I’d check on ya chick
Tone muscles with a deep voice, I’d be checkin that bitch for a dick
“Hey Ace that’s mean, stop dippin on my whore
My name’s Datrushurtz, my bitch’s name is EyeSore”
WAIT! I just noticed, she got a Siamese complex, shits got me -DEAD-
Leave it that way, I don’t wanna see the piece of shit attached to her head

DaTrusHurtz -That pic is just fucked up n' I feel its makin' me dumb
You got me all confused...I can't figure out what trailor she's from
See I'm pissed as FUCK n' I can no longer bear it
I didn't donate my kaleidoscope to goodwill so ur bitch could wear it
I looked at ya hoe, n' glanced down to the end of her chest
Her boobs are like Where's Waldo, they just seem to blend in with the rest
I got two questions faggot, 1) why make sluts nap on ya words
N' 2) Why the FUCK would ya post a pic after finishin' rappin' to her
This is real talk, use condoms, I don't feel any pity
Y'all MUST have a kid...only a daughter coulda done makeup that shitty

Pretty tight battle them girls got ripped lol kinda ruff but heyyyy,close but the gum line helped me pick the winner
vote-Ace Heratoga

She got a nose for this battle shit, and that ain’t no joke
Take a snowboard to her face and really be hittin the slopes
If she tried to holla, I’d reject the call tell her im outta minutes
Cause that gum line is big enough to put Wrigley outta business

v.s.

I looked at ya hoe, n' glanced down to the end of her chest
Her boobs are like Where's Waldo, they just seem to blend in with the rest
I got two questions faggot, 1) why make sluts nap on ya words
N' 2) Why the FUCK would ya post a pic after finishin' rappin' to her
I read ya sig and this shit might be hard to believe
I'm an atheist too...I CAN'T believe in God when girls like that are conceived

coo battle here. not as dope as I'd thought it would be. but it was aiight nonetheless. Those were the only lines that made me chuckle a bit. there were more coo lines throughout. Like wicked witch and homer lines were coo. but overall., I got DTH pullin' this. coo battle tho. I expected more, but this was still coo battle. good job to both.

v/DTH

oh, and i usually wouldn't ask this, but for the lack of voting throughout, if y'all got time check out the tag match or the mack battle. peace.

Carpet munching wouldn’t describe it when you go down on her clit
I don’t even wanna see her bush, she got hair growin out of her tits
If she tried to holla, I’d reject the call tell her im outta minutes
Cause that gum line is big enough to put Wrigley outta business
Come on who you kidding… Ace ain’t a pimp but he got his mack down
The only way ya statement is true, is if it was that fat bitch in the background

vs.

I looked at ya hoe, n' glanced down to the end of her chest
Her boobs are like Where's Waldo, they just seem to blend in with the rest
I got two questions faggot, 1) why make sluts nap on ya words
N' 2) Why the FUCK would ya post a pic after finishin' rappin' to her
I read ya sig and this shit might be hard to believe
I'm an atheist too...I CAN'T believe in God when girls like that are conceived

damn, really weak battle here. i mean, i saw the potential both verses had, but it seems as if both ya'll didn't even take time to put a good verse together. Ace, ur verse was just rill weak. i mean, it had the concepts but just the wording and execution on them was bad. take more time wit wordin and make ur punches harder. DTH, wtf! i mean, i've seen u drop some hard shit before, but this was nuttin compared to what i usually see from you. i dunno, maybe u should get mad and rush a verse. remember how good it worked last time ;) sitllz, u had the harder punches imo, so thats why i feel u won this.

v/ DaTrusHurtz

Ace...

Carpet munching wouldn’t describe it when you go down on her clit
I don’t even wanna see her bush, she got hair growin out of her tits
If she tried to holla, I’d reject the call tell her im outta minutes
Cause that gum line is big enough to put Wrigley outta business
I’m 20 years old, But ID is the last thing I’d check on ya chick
Tone muscles with a deep voice, I’d be checkin that bitch for a dick
“Hey Ace that’s mean, stop dippin on my whore
My name’s Datrushurtz, my bitch’s name is EyeSore”
I shoulda been in the weedhead battle, I woulda taken the throne
Cause right now… I’m fuckin higher than her pointy cheek bones
Come on who you kidding… Ace ain’t a pimp but he got his mack down
The only way ya statement is true, is if it was that fat bitch in the background

-vs-

DTH...

That pic is just fucked up n' I feel its makin' me dumb
You got me all confused...I can't figure out what trailor she's from
See I'm pissed as FUCK n' I can no longer bear it
I didn't donate my kaleidoscope to goodwill so ur bitch could wear it
I looked at ya hoe, n' glanced down to the end of her chest
Her boobs are like Where's Waldo, they just seem to blend in with the rest
This is real talk, use condoms, I don't feel any pity
Y'all MUST have a kid...only a daughter coulda done makeup that shitty

Nice battle here....the concept of it was crazy! But I have Ace in a landslide. Thought his was not only more creative but Funny as hell. THO DTH had the line of the battle about the "kaleidoscope to goodwill"!! That was ON-POINT & funny!! More lines like that and it woulda been hella closer but.....good shit all around.

V/ Ace

If she tried to holla, I’d reject the call tell her im outta minutes
Cause that gum line is big enough to put Wrigley outta business
Come on who you kidding… Ace ain’t a pimp but he got his mack down
The only way ya statement is true, is if it was that fat bitch in the background

Vs.

I looked at ya hoe, n' glanced down to the end of her chest
Her boobs are like Where's Waldo, they just seem to blend in with the rest
^^^ lol
I got two questions faggot, 1) why make sluts nap on ya words
N' 2) Why the FUCK would ya post a pic after finishin' rappin' to her

Yeh, weakish battle here, tied on quotables...not too many of them, but DTH was more consistent - his other lines were better, and hit harder

Vote - DTH

2-3 uppin this bitch