Muwhahahha (milk comes out nose)
 

Greg_ValveOLS says:
good evening

JTR says:
Uh, what's up?

JTR says:
Who's this?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
my name is greg a member of the Hotmail online Support team

JTR says:
On MSN?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes :)

JTR says:
Why?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we logged multiple ips from your account and need to verify your information

JTR says:
My information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we believe someone may have stolen your account, you haven't shared your account infomation with anyone have you?

JTR says:
No, I don't even have it written down

Greg_ValveOLS says:
maybe a keylogger on your PC then? maybe you need a format?

JTR says:
Well...

Greg_ValveOLS says:
if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip has access to it, it's a new security feature we're trying because this happens so much, login names and passwords aint safe anymore you know? :)

JTR says:
Hmm

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dont worry this connect is secure

JTR says:
Can I be honest with you, Greg?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

JTR says:
Look, I don't know how you got my MSN, and I don't really care, either.

JTR says:
Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my IP if you wish to confirm this.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
huh?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
bs

JTR says:
Trace it.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
how?

JTR says:
Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
oh k

JTR says:
As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

JTR says:
I'm putting a temporary hold on your MSN account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why?

JTR says:
Have you read the Tos?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
Tos?

JTR says:
Terms of service.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
where?

JTR says:
Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

JTR says:
I just told you why

Greg_ValveOLS says:
I dont know

JTR says:
I need some information from you if you want me to unlock your account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend your account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

JTR says:
First, I'm under the impression that the current account you are on is a fake, correct?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

JTR says:
What is the name your actual account is registered to? Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxx xxxxxxx

JTR says:
Is this you?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

JTR says:
Are you the only user of this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

JTR says:
Okay, and what is the email adress?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

JTR says:
Okay.

JTR says:
I thank you for your cooperation so far, just a few more questions, please.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what now

JTR says:
Do you always log on from the same IP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

JTR says:
And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

JTR says:
Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
am i gonna be able to log on later?

JTR says:
What is your city of residence?

JTR says:
That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxx

JTR says:
Illinios?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

JTR says:
Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

JTR says:
Okay. Do not try to log into MSN. If you are connected now you need to log off.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

JTR says:
So I can update your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
can I go on later 2 nite?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
need to talk to friends heh

JTR says:
Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

JTR says:
Okay. Give me just a moment.

JTR says:
Try to log in now.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

Greg_ValveOLS says:
It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

JTR says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
did u cancel me??????????? WHY

JTR says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

JTR says:
Valve will never ask for your username and password.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what????

JTR says:
I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwned. I think I'll go talk to your friends now and ruin your life.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
omg dude wtf why?

JTR says:
Why were you trying to steal my MSN account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i wanst

JTR says:
Then why were you asking for my information? The more you lie, the worse this will be. By the way, who's "... stephanie I [caroline] more (what a night that was) ..."?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13

JTR says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dude pleas

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

JTR says:
Go mow some yards, bitch.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
wtf dude comeon

JTR says:
E-Style muh fucka!

^^^^^^ Lmao....

LMMFAO

PWNED! werd

Hahahahahahahah

the e-style part at the end was definitely icing on the cake

Lmfalmflaofomaomfalfmlafamolfmoao.

Aaaahahhahahha!!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

LMAO @ 'e-tyle'

hahahahahahahaha yea... owned. for real. word.

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ROFLMAO!! WOWWWWW that was ill son. shit that was iller than Vince's ownage son. DAMN SON. V-Dubs in this bitch. HOLLA :shoot:

hahahahah gangsta

lmfaaaaaoooooooo dope haha

ROFLOLMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

Gotta love how you told him they wouldn't ask, then you do.

Owned, period.

Hahahaha, nice.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFLMAO

WOW
JTR
This makes you offically, the leader of E-Stye ownage, man
wow
that shit is histerical

wow
just
wow
lol @ im only 13

Ya, I was on to him as soon as he said

"my name is greg a member of the Hotmail online Support team"