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Empirical Battle of Forces
MC Elmers Glue,..words so true they stick to you...I'm going to show you how to be a lyrical Jedi and how to pimp whores like they did in Star Wars,..
Buckle up,..my skill comes from a galaxy with far far more wordplay.. I taught Chewbacca to wear an afro-pic and pimp on all the Ewok. I'm so hard I smacked Jabba with my dick and made Princess Leia suck my cock. I kicked Han Solo in the neck and stole his ride like an ex-con. Took off all the high tech weapons and put 'dubs on the Millenium Falcon. My metaphors are like phasers set to stun- Oh wait, wrong movie. It's ok I'll still bust out like I done in 'Juvie, cuz' that's how it should be. Rhyming is cliche' but I hate to break decree, just like Star Wars is a classic and not just good T.V.. Kinda' like everyone on here sucks gramatically and my vocabulary is above them drastically. How long can I keep going on this one line,...until we reach, Deep Space 9. I let Luke Skywalker know he's not a smooth talker and Vader isn't his daddy. I'm so mean I said his real names "Moonwalker" and he's Micheal Jackson's laddy. I farted on Obi Wan to show him what the true force concurs. He started haunting me so I got the phone and called Ghostbusters. My intelligence is wasted on these dummies-Can you understand this rant? It means I'm evolved like the monkeys and you still crawl like an ant. I go around and make your girls pant and do things you can't. Mainly because you're out with guys being a sycophant. You say my rhymes are so long it's like reading comics,..well read 'em anyway I'll educate you like Hooked on Phonics. Cuz' I make C3PO into records, he goes from gold to platinum peeps. Now I ride with R2D2 when I take those numb cold Quantum Leaps. You will say because I'm a white nerd my flow never conquer any MC's But if you want a battle my light saber has energizer batteries.. I just keep going and going and going and going,... |
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