Nicknames for your teachers or boss?
 

what fucked up nicknames do you and yours friends call your teachers
or boss at work
we used to call this bitch manager at work " Jaws " cause of how fucking eager she was to fuck w/ you, we used to warn each other by saying " theres blood in the water" when she was on a warpath. then she caught some one emailing that to a co worker and fired them...........

we had a teacher at schooll called mrs juzlenuh, everybody called her jugglenuts
mr stern= mr sperm
etc

Mrs. Crump = Mrs. Crunk. Or tha phrase "Get Crump" lol.

boss at my old work place = "donkey kong"
high school chemistry teacher = "ugly bitch"
some dude i used to know called simon = beaver/fatty/Ishmel (say it out loud n u will get it lol)
some girl i know, Bea = "beast"

My mom: "Mom"

Call ya boss condescending names like "hot shot".. And "Tiguh"..

I used to work retail and its not that I hated my boss', I jus enjoyed fucking with them cause iunno if any of you can relate.. But people who work in retail are pretty fucking dumb... They always have these fake nice attitudes toward everything and its mad funny to take advantage of that...

general manager = beak (had a huge nose)

boy name michael= frosty (like the stuff on frosted flakes because he is always ashy)

Mrs. Bustin = Mrs. Butt Skin

Mr. Bolivar = Mr. balls of fur... (even tho hiz last name iz tha same az mine, just spelled different, LMAO)

Mrs. Simpson = bird lady. cuz she looks like a bird thats a burn victim

one of tha janitors at skool looks like Mario, so i call him Mario, n make tha Mario Bros theme song wile he cleans tha floors, n wen he picks up a peice of garbage i'll make tha noise that u hear wen Mario gits a coin. n wen he moves a chair or sumthin i'll make tha noise of Mario jumpin. n then wen he touches a table i make tha noise of goin down tha tunnel, n then i change it 2 tha basement level music, n then eventually i make tha water level music, lmmfao

theres mo, but i caynt think of them right now, werd

Haha Kool Col-B...I bet he doesn't know what you're making fun of him about and just goes around picking up trash thinking 'why is this special ed kid staring at me and making weird noises?'