Cali Fires
 

you can see the flames reach to the sky, hear sirens
watchin the shit spread like moveable violence
who's to blame, some dumb kid or planned arson?
I seen cars engulfed in fireballs on T.V.
From Simi to San Bernadino, light bright as casinos
but more on the table here than money bet up in Reno
choppers ain't fire stoppers but try droppin some water
the fires just keep burnin, don't even pay it no bother
you see the smoke filter the sun, glowin the sky red
so much ash fallin you'd think that it was snowin instead
two fires meet, now the heat gettin brought to a head
this where I'm at, right now, just watchin it spread
my pops up in Big Bear, gettin fuckin evacuated
happened as I'm typin this, minute-by-minute updated
bout to lose his house and all the shit he's acquired
it took a life to build, but burns in only minutes ingnited
I'm in Chatsworth at work, sittin waitin & watchin
they evacuated some parts already, where the fire has gotten
once this shit got lit, ain't no way it be stoppin
with them Santa Ana winds, makin worse urgent problems


holla

yo this subject is whack
the only reason i'll reply is cuz im black
i'll neva leave a nigga out to dry
cuz i like my bitches hot and wet, my brain is high as the sky
the cali fires will really fuck-u-up
ur elementary skillz need some buck-in-up
this shit is as whack as that game big mutha truckas
but dont listen to me cuz im high as a muthafucka

feedback yall, thanks for the laugh Assassin... my elementary skillz? hmm.... anytime G

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this was cool. this was cool. I like the concept it had a good flow and all. Keep it up.

yo dawg sry man, bad trip listen i think im straight but maybe the vodka fucked me up. listen i aint alwayz that bad. i just needed a laugh,. peace easy, i'll collab wit u neday. pick a nu topic dawg

u pick homie

i dont kno somethin fucked up so i can make it funny

How about fartin

fartin is my favorite thing
as soon as my high wears off, its time to hear ching-ching
im fartin more than ur grandma in the city
but she's more athletic cuz she can play soccer wit her tities
when i fart it smells, no need to embarrass
cuz i drink more wine and cut more cheese than paris
if u stick around me boy, it'll be the end
cuz when i rip it, it sounds like japan is bombin us again
the thing that sets me off is noodles, made from raman
so if u see me eat, run muthafucka like osama bin laden
im ill as will smith, boy there aint no doubt(oh shit)
but i gotta go now cuz my weed ran out

dude i gotta make a run, dopes out, if i dont find ma way bak home, it was nice collabin witchu

a rhyme about farting, i've seen it all now, wow

hey im bak, safe recovery, uh nas he picked it, i cant bak down u kno wat im sayin? first u bak down to the battle, then they take ur weed, then even my bong!!!

I bust a fart on Shepney's head like I'm the gas chamber
vapors get in his brain, leave a stain that he'll remember
Ate a whole fuckin lot of beans, the kind with the pork in em
farted until I shit in his mouth like it was porcelean
He screamed out loud, cryin "OH NO, not this AGAIN!"
I felt bad for him, so I invited his friends
It was funny to see them all so excited and then...
they realized too late, I busted fully automatic
one fart after another, they all started to panic
then the funny part was, they all turned into addicts
kept commin after my ass with their mouth open for gasses

aight nu topic