HW Champ Match Kirk (31) vs LPMNDCTE (11)
 

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I'll smack this lame whore, til his jaw's red n black wit pain soars
seriously, whos gonna respect ya record..,
..............................when it looks like a black jack game score

so who'd bet on ya verses, they're so bound they're revealing the shackles
ur such a bad gamble... u'll be dangling from a building by ur ankles

if ya words are your balls? then watch the words get slayed n nuttered
dam sure you'll be champing for a while longer..,
.................................................. ..........after Lay creates a VTL JR

ya reign stops here, the only reason u've champed for over a month
is cuz JTR's still carrying ya verse in his belly..for another 8 months

the voting council's back, I may be Russian to my doom then
cuz King Solo's auto vote is so anti-democratic
.........................I'd swear u two reformed the Soviet Union

this pest is harmless..u rock the freshess garments?..I doubt it
I'll mutilate your man'hood'...cut it into a womens' outfit

I hate to whip you...the belts mines...you lines are a disgraceful issue
your coming with a sweet 16 at best...a picture of ya prom date with you

you as a registered voters? dam, this site is losing its texture
when ur track record is more supicious....
.............................then olympic runners who break records

your going down quick..so there's no where to hide, bitch
careers taking such a back stroke Micheal Phelps revive it

My verse has been censored. But I'm not pulling a Jim Morrison.




You're tryin' your best to come dope... thinking you might win it,
How could you follow my act? When you can't even follow the fuckin' line limit,
LPMNDCTE? In the fuck? What does that even mean in your mind?
Oh, I get it. You're so fucking fat you can't help but hit three keys at a time,
You're hopeless, bro. Every single verse you drop... It's the same shit,
I could win just for the fact that people don't feel like typing in your name, bitch.
You ain't doin' shit in this rap game. Drop an album. You won't even sell three,
And me? I don't even take this shit seriously and I'm already droppin' an LP,
Plus that fame won't bring you bitches. They ask you to drop off a cliff,
You love the red carpet though. But even Carrot Top tells you to hop off his dick,
I'm not droppin' any "passin' L" punches but still the voters backlash,
Like "L lines are played...... How'd he even get into the fuckin' champ match?"
They say people improve over time. But I'd hate to damage your verse cuz,
But I'll be up front, the bottom line is..... just about as bad as your first was,
This faggot be boastin' that his chicks hot. And everybody wants to tap this,
Tellin' me "Hop on the bandwagon!" Shit... All of VTL could fit on that fat bitch,
I don't even need to try. Though I need to be careful when rushin' this fire,
Cause if I clothes crappy. I'll get dqed for biting your whole fuckin' attire.

Wow


L...these are the lines i enjoyed form you

your going down quick..so there's no where to hide, bitch
careers taking such a back stroke Micheal Phelps revive it

you as a registered voters? dam, this site is losing its texture
when ur track record is more supicious....
.............................then olympic runners who break records

the voting council's back, I may be Russian to my doom then
cuz King Solo's auto vote is so anti-democratic
.........................I'd swear u two reformed the Soviet Union




those were some awsome lines L...


Kirk...the lines i thought you had that were dope

I don't even need to try. Though I need to be careful when rushin' this fire,
Cause if I clothes crappy. I'll get dqed for biting your whole fuckin' attire.

^^^ best bar i've seen in a fuckin while.

They say people improve over time. But I'd hate to damage your verse cuz,
But I'll be up front, the bottom line is..... just about as bad as your first,
'm not droppin' any "passin' L" punches but still the voters backlash,
Like "L lines are played...... How'd he even get into the fuckin' champ match?"
Plus that fame won't bring you bitches. They ask you to drop off a cliff,
You love the red carpet though. But even Carrot Top tells you to hop off his dick,



i really could quote even more lines from K...which is lame.


This battle was one sided.

L dropped some hot bars, but K dropped a whole verus of just funny ass shit. His punches are always orginal, and just dope set ups with amazing oringal shit.

I think that L can become a great battler...n he already showed that he can throw some awsome punches...that Olypmic line...rofl...that shit was awsome, but it was only a few punches...

K is always constitent

Vote: K

I'll smack this lame whore, til his jaw's red n black wit pain soars
seriously, whos gonna respect ya record..,
..............................when it looks like a black jack game score
This was not good at all, you've only pointed out that he has a 21-0 record which is a GOOD thing.
so who'd bet on ya verses, they're so bound they're revealing the shackles
ur such a bad gamble... u'll be dangling from a building by ur ankles
See, I notice how you tried to follow up the opener but I just wasn't feeling it.
if ya words are your balls? then watch the words get slayed n nuttered
dam sure you'll be champing for a while longer..,
.................................................. ..........after Lay creates a VTL JR
The concept was there, the wording let this punch down.
ya reign stops here, the only reason u've champed for over a month
is cuz JTR's still carrying ya verse in his belly..for another 8 months
Yeah, this sounded stupid to me.
the voting council's back, I may be Russian to my doom then
cuz King Solo's auto vote is so anti-democratic
.........................I'd swear u two reformed the Soviet Union
Lol, kinda funny. The wording could've been better though.
this pest is harmless..u rock the freshess garments?..I doubt it
I'll mutilate your man'hood'...cut it into a womens' outfit
Nah, not liking this.
I hate to whip you...the belts mines...you lines are a disgraceful issue
your coming with a sweet 16 at best...a picture of ya prom date with you
The flip was ok, but worded pretty basic though.
you as a registered voters? dam, this site is losing its texture
when ur track record is more supicious....
.............................then olympic runners who break records
Ummm, no. How is olympic runners breaking records suspicious?
your going down quick..so there's no where to hide, bitch
careers taking such a back stroke Micheal Phelps revive it
Ok closer, nothing special.


VS.


You're tryin' your best to come dope... thinking you might win it,
How could you follow my act? When you can't even follow the fuckin' line limit,
Too basic made this only average at best.
LPMNDCTE? In the fuck? What does that even mean in your mind?
Oh, I get it. You're so fucking fat you can't help but hit three keys at a time,
No dude, just no, lmao.
You're hopeless, bro. Every single verse you drop... It's the same shit,
I could win just for the fact that people don't feel like typing in your name, bitch.
I find this funny, lol.. because I do indeed get annoyed when typing his name making sure I got the letters right, lmao.
You ain't doin' shit in this rap game. Drop an album. You won't even sell three,
And me? I don't even take this shit seriously and I'm already droppin' an LP,
Nameplay was weak.
Plus that fame won't bring you bitches. They ask you to drop off a cliff,
You love the red carpet though. But even Carrot Top tells you to hop off his dick,
Nah, not liking this one.
I'm not droppin' any "passin' L" punches but still the voters backlash,
Like "L lines are played...... How'd he even get into the fuckin' champ match?"
Lol, decent flip.
They say people improve over time. But I'd hate to damage your verse cuz,
But I'll be up front, the bottom line is..... just about as bad as your first was,
Played concept, even I've flipped the bottom line concept about 2-3 times.
This faggot be boastin' that his chicks hot. And everybody wants to tap this,
Tellin' me "Hop on the bandwagon!" Shit... All of VTL could fit on that fat bitch,
Nah, this wasn't good.
I don't even need to try. Though I need to be careful when rushin' this fire,
Cause if I clothes crappy. I'll get dqed for biting your whole fuckin' attire.
Lol, wordplay kinda forced but decent closer.



Ok, I think it is pretty clear to everyone that neither battler put up their best stuff. I think LP must've been short for time or something because his drop looks rushed. He had so many weak punches it is unbelievable, simply because I know he can drop WAY BETTER. That is probably the worst verse I have seen from him. He had the King Solo/Voting Council punch that got a laugh out of me, that was about it. Kirk dropped pretty much crap. He saw what he was up against and this was yet another case of dropping the bare minimum just to get the win. He had a couple of funny punches thrown into an average verse. Still, he did what he needed to do to get the win. No point wasting the good stuff if you don't have to, nah'mean.


Vote: KIRK

OMFG, 2 votes.. pathetic.

Well, this was one of the weakest champ matches this season, kirk this was one of your worst verses by far. LP you came pretty weak for your standards as well..you both had alot of weak lines.. seemed like you guys didn't put that mucht time in..I'm not gonna break it down seein as you guys already did an summed it up nicely..but kirk had a few ok punches..an they hit a bit harder than thew few of L's that landed. Nuff said.

v/Kirkw

Well, this was one of the weakest champ matches this season, kirk this was one of your worst verses by far. LP you came pretty weak for your standards as well..you both had alot of weak lines.. seemed like you guys didn't put that mucht time in..I'm not gonna break it down seein as you guys already did an summed it up nicely..but kirk had a few ok punches..an they hit a bit harder than thew few of L's that landed. Nuff said.

v/Kirk

Kirk wins 3 - 0

Kirk (35) and LPMNDCTE (10)