my name is Mike, an i like
to pretend i'm a "pirate", allright?
and youre askin me why, so i'll tell ya tha reason-
it's cuz i like tha "booty" of kids in the Fall season!
but, yea, it sux that i've been charged w/ mollestation-
I'm guessin that i should'a fuckin stuck to masturbation!
here in my jail cell, my ass is startin to itch...
it's either from tha clothes or the fact I'M now a KID'S bitch!

next person: Osama Bin Laden

dey got me runnin, hidin, creepin
i got missles but theirs heat seeking
I pop pistols, but they cop semi auto wit night/infra red beams
its mean, got my clothes all ripped, i tripped and broke the seams
im in a bad way, like dead ends on highways wit US personel
feelins hurt as well, in a shell im contemplatin to murk myself

bill clinton

I say I did Not Have Sexual Relations
Why Need More Explanations
Fuck The Press and Fuck Those that try'd to get me for tax invasions
I tell You I have No More Remorse Or Energy
And Fuck That Skanky Ass Lyin Hoe Monica Lawinski

Next Person = Al 'Scarface' Capone

COME AFTER ME...I WON'T BUST MY BALLS!
for u, u, or u... n i sure as hell won't stall...
to shoot my best friend for fuckin my sis...
fact of tha matter is, u'll be next bitch...
i got a warzone in my front yard while i'm sniffin coke...
and i'm killin easily, puttin bodies underwater so when they dead they choke...

next: J-Lo

ha ha have fun...

yo my ass is about as big ben anflecks wallet
and the premintions bout me and diddy...well yeah they fuckin called it
i know i have no talent, cant sing, cant dance
but im on top of the pop charts cuz im hot wit a big ass
i swing my behind fast, and dump fools rather bitterly
shit watch out, my ass just took out the statue of liberty
im jenny from the block, im back to NYC
but theres mad traffic now cuz my ass is cloggin every steet


next person: Mike Tyson

ding...ding...tha bell...give u hell...
tha eye...u have...will bust, will swell...
but wait! wat's this? i got screwed...
by a guy wit a messed up haircut n a ego to match too...
where's my education? help me cause my marriage basics...
are done, it's almost finished... no way to make it...
now no kids, no wife...no diploma...
i lost to too many bouts... it's now ova...

next: Axe E. Um << LOL, famous yet?? ha ha!

wow ax e um what a great fuckin kid
but if i was him...i'd probably slit my fuckin wrists
my day starts with an ass whoopin from my dad
that after that, i finger my ass
next up i roll down to gym class
where i find phoeniix, and i get my ribs smashed
hips gashed, all fucking laughed at
thank god I DONT HAVE TO LIVE AS THIS CAT!!!

next person: funk masta flex

If you watch the tube enough chances are you'll see me
Im always hostin somethin tight on mens spike TV
Always in a new ride, wit a new chicklet by my side
And my dick slips and flips quick and Im blastin in her eye
My public skills are minimum barely proper for television
but I'll cut a tight record wit the hottest stars u mention

Jason-the killer

i kill so many fool sthat i got a bad rap
but im just nice guy wearin a hockey mask
me and you we basically equal
cept the fact i got so mnay shitty sequals
ive been to hell, space and many other places
when i appear i see many scared faces

I grew up a light weight
beat by my brothas put me n tight shape
every year older i grew
closer 2 death i knew it was nuffin new
got shot in tha arms when i was 14
it was a lil wound no one could hurt me
half yall nigga claim
but once u hit my block i'll have u layin

Next Person = Kobe Bryant

wut kinda dude am i? gettin sued and accused
by ne bitch that spews some bullshit in the news
about these dues and debts, cuz she say i groped her chest
so i go cocky like rodney, cuz u know i get "no respect!"
no sweat, i just wrote a check, tryiin to get
this noose loose from my throat and neck
i swear, she lucky i never left her wit bullet holes
it aint funny, i got the money, leavin u full of those
so until the next time u see me caught in the spotlight
u think twice 'fore u bite me, knowin these indictments r not right

next person: eminem

everyday i wake up and think bout my baby
everyday i wake up cant wait to see haley
my baby dont think im crazy
shes the only one i trust to play with me
i talk 2 anybody else and they afraid of me
i aint gonna do shit unless u fuck with me
u fuck with dre and ill come with 50
dont bullshit around, we slay foolz who fuck with me

dumbass didnt leave a name so ill be the person above me^
even on valentines day ya flows are lovely
you just ugly, with a wack name too
rayven? who the fuck are you
a stupid fool who forgot to drop name as in the rules of cypher
u fuckin dickryde like a fuckin biker
yo look this was my day in life of an idiot
who cant spit, simple as this, you aint worth shit


next person: missy elliot

I don't Gossip Folks, but I pass the Dutch..
I've lost weight but not too much..
Never won many awards but they've been in my grasp..
I'm so phat, I don't shake my ass..
But Fast, Look at my Lime Green Ferrari..
I live about a hundred miles from Lion Country Safari..

Next: Bob Marley

yo im the king of reggae, number one
my favorite hobby is too smoke fat blunts
i dont front, im bout peace and unity
i shot the sherrif but i did not shoot the deputy
i could play and blaze like all day long
these songs of freedom are all i ever had...redemption song

next person: satan