Top 16 Recap
Championship Match: 1. 9th Degree vs. 2. JTR
Fuck Rated is gay, I stay harder n'
I'll miracle whip his ass just to win by a good margarine
Vs
Bow to the fuckin' king, till your head hits the ground and pokes in
'Cuz Jack fell down...
...but never earned a crown to be broken

No idea.Apparently 9th degree bit a jack the ripper line...but Jack the Ripper bit a 9th degree line.Anyways.The miracle whip line didn't work because miracle whip isn't a margarine.Margarine is actually a butter like substance.So bassically...Jack the ripper won,for bitin' the better line.

Winner=JTR

Contendership Match: 3. Sobe. vs. 4. Spektikul
in a few days Spek's gonna be evil, gettin dudes shook in the leagues
cuz he's gonna have a black heart.. after I cook him this week
Vs
Battlings a gamble you cant win, so quit and shut ya mouth..
Try plumbing..
That way you cant lose, cause a flush beats having a full house..

Was expecting more from this battle.Esspecially from sobe.I thought he would have owned spektikul here.His multi was forced here.His punch was...ehh.Spektikul dropped a flush/plumbing/full house line.Didn't seem to diss really.It appeared as if he focused more on wordplay than he should have.But he still won.

Winner=Spektikul

5. Daubs vs. 6. KOOL COL-B
you put werd in ya posts, your still broke fuck what your earnin dude
cos i cant wait to see your punch, and laugh at the weak werdin too
Vs
dont step 2 me bitch, everybody knows i slice throats
u touch mo ball sacks then dodge balls, u even told us that u like scrotes

I happened to like this battle.Esspecially Kool-col-B's line.That shit was hilarious.But really...what is a scrote..in UK?Cause surely daubs didn't mean scrotum.But that bar was still funny as shit.Daubs line was good too.Just lacked originality.I remember using a werd line when I battled kool col b,and people said the concept was played.So,yeah.

Winner:Kool-Col B

7. Apostrophe vs. 8. FuxJustAWord
I Gotta Write A Bar For You, And I Dont Know What To Say Son..
So I'll Take The Easiest Way Out, And Direct You To The Nearest Gay One..
Vs
Nothing

Winner:Apostrophe

9. Apo Kold vs. 10. The Revelation
Ugly, fat & pasty ..
you're a fake G w/ a slutty mother ..
you got amber around ur balls ..
.. not a chick ..
I mean hair colour.
Vs
His time in the top 16 is like his country, they give up before it's done,
His worthless life burned out faster, than the plastic kap shot with his gun

Couple of voters said apo kold's bar was gay.And I happen to agree with them.Describing someone's pubic hair is not something you wanna do.EVER.Revelation came wack though.His 1st line was ok.Seemed like a personal.So that was good.He still wins for not havin' a gay bar.

Winner:Revelation

11. Drakel vs. 12. E.C
you like golf? doesn't matter, i'm still clubbing the fellow
tea off on E.C......'n smash his face with the kettle
Vs
Nothing

Fellow and kettle don't rhyme.

Winner:drakel

13. Natural Killa vs. 14. Nick Fletcher
His punches are lame,sometimes even taking days-to-strike
cuz solo been weak for the longest "term",you'd think they gave-him-life
Vs
This battle becomes apocalyptic, as this pussy runs in fear..
..he see's me and it's just Armageddon......the fuck outta here!!

Ehh,I put hypens to point out multis.I just happen to like doin' that every now and then.No idea why really.I came up with the punch right after my mother was yellin' at me about school.So that's when I thought about term.And..yeah.Nick Fletcher's line,in my opinion...was good.But apparently,it's a joke that's been used many times.

Winner:K-trini

15. SlicKnife vs. 16. RetsazD
A real D.Zaster on stage the way you taunt the crowd
See you dont just get the boos,
.................you take the whole fuckin haunted house!
Vs
Your ugly as fuck, Surgery the only way you get a waife
see I dont need a plastic surgeon
... Cos honestly Ill never come under the Knife

Slicknife won it easy.The whole boos concept is sorta played.Not the way he used it thought with the haunted house part.RetsazD dropped one of those "so what" type of lines.In a battle,why would you talk about how you'll never come under the knife?Like...why would anyone care about that in a battle?

Winner:Slicknife

Finished Recap
17. MaRVOLOUSJay vs. 18. Crazy Hades
me win and hades loses was it planned or it just may be fate.
even suck at 'cards'... but does any1 know a mc dis fag 'crazy ate'?.
Vs
I didn't planet to be this way, having to beat a lame nerd to death,
You don't have to tell us you're rusty...cuz we all know Mar's red.

well,Crazy Hades seems to be getting better.That bar was prolly the best I've seen from him so far.MArv's multi was forced.The dumbass actually claimed that he didn't use one.May-be fate..crazy ate.The way he used it sounded forced.His punch was worded bad.And also sounded a bit forced.Crazy Hades wins.

Winner:crazy hades

19. Venture vs. 20. Hopesfall
where did hope for rappers go? guess it cut up, dont really know,
mine seemed to die though when i heard him spitting on audio.
Vs
i'm unique, and mad original, you smiling? faggot, bend your mouth
because when I Venture out, it's easy as hell to leave Venture, out

Hopesfall multi was forced.But the punch was good.Simple..but good.Ventures one was a worded a little too plain.Better wording and he would have won this.

Winner:Hopesfall

21. Rapper vs. 22. Aimez
in light of this battle, i'll crush u like heavy D when somebody's got cake for him
so just watch me pound oz, cuz i aint got time to weight for him
Vs
People Never Get Your Punch So You Throw In Bolded Words
But Even With This Shit You Still Couldnt Be My Turd

Didn't like neither one really.Rapper's weight line was a little played.But Aimez one was flat out wack.Wtf @ turd.

Winner:Rapper

23. One Mic vs. 24. Da UFC
know you're weak, so i dont know why you're actin tough
i would collab wit him, but i dont wanna join 'Da Ultimate Faggot Club'
Vs
Nothing

Winner;One mic

25. Tech vs. 26. R.T.K
This Kid 'Ready To Knockout' And Loose, Which I'm Giving You Later
Since He'll Step In To Check.........
...............And Voter Will Out Next More Than Mtv Daters!
Vs
Nothing

Tech wins,but he got banned though.

Winner:tech

27. Jay Pana vs. 28. -Cas-
Nothing
Vs
Nothing

Winner:nobody

29. Paramik vs. 30. Gkillaz05 vs. 31. Common
Bringin’ the stash, the Gkilla man? ya punches are barely ass.
So I’m getting’ the early win so you can have that break-fast.

Kids a homo bitch, and we all know that Com sucks.
Cause if your motherfucking till’ you die…...
………………………………….. how many mothers did you fuck?
Vs
Both these MC's records has something in common...
There about to each have Two No Shows on them...
Vs
Nothing

Weak battle.Gkillaz one was stupid.Why would you make a no-show line before the deadline?Paramik came all right.Though a little played on both bars.

Winner=Paramik..and Gkillaz...

32. MexicanGuy89 vs. 33. o.O
This kid is so fucking stupid, He be claiming NORTH COAST!!!
But it's becuz I just burned him, Leave his ass like burn toast
Vs
You must have shit on your mind constantly kid....whenever you think
Because everything i've seen you write i've Red Bull like energy drinks

Don't know what mexicanguy was thinking.And why the fuck he capatilize north coast and put explamation points?Something wrong with the word north coast or something?o.O came good.

Winner-o.0

34. Snypa vs. 35. New Meth0d
This kid comes in "6-6", havin sold 2 3rds of his soul to the "Devil"//
Didn't take his creative mind, cuz they didnt wanna stoop down to his Level//
Vs
you can't drop bars, so go get bent kid
cause without these "//"... all you got is a shitty sentance

The whole devil/down to his level concept is played.I've heard it in some battle i read a while back.But new methods was more played.I remember using that same shit a million times in the cypher.Because in the cypher you got a lot of people using that "//" shit.He still won anyway.

Winner:New Method

36. Mystic Chaos vs. 37. CapZ
Nothing
Vs
Nothing

Winner:Nobody

38. Young Law vs. 39. MoTiF
Cant fuck wit me dawg, you'll get stepped and stomped on.....
.....ill leave ya ugly......and bloody.....like a used tampon
Vs
Nothing

Wow @ how played that line is.

Winner:young law

40. Jae Mattic vs. 41. Paranoid
Nothing
VS
Nothing

Winner:Nobody

Top 10 Punches of the Week(not including my own)


10-in light of this battle, i'll crush u like heavy D when somebody's got cake for him
so just watch me pound oz, cuz i aint got time to weight for him
-Rapper

9-Bringin’ the stash, the Gkilla man? ya punches are barely ass.
So I’m getting’ the early win so you can have that break-fast.
-Paramik

8-where did hope for rappers go? guess it cut up, dont really know,
mine seemed to die though when i heard him spitting on audio.
-Venture

7-i'm unique, and mad original, you smiling? faggot, bend your mouth
because when I Venture out, it's easy as hell to leave Venture, out
-Hopesfall

6-you put werd in ya posts, your still broke fuck what your earnin dude
cos i cant wait to see your punch, and laugh at the weak werdin too
-Daubs

5-This battle becomes apocalyptic, as this pussy runs in fear..
..he see's me and it's just Armageddon......the fuck outta here!!
-King Solo

4-A real D.Zaster on stage the way you taunt the crowd
See you dont just get the boos,
.................you take the whole fuckin haunted house!
-SlicKnife

3-You must have shit on your mind constantly kid....whenever you think
Because everything i've seen you write i've Red Bull like energy drinks
-o.0

2-I didn't planet to be this way, having to beat a lame nerd to death,
You don't have to tell us you're rusty...cuz we all know Mar's red.
-Crazy Hades

1-dont step 2 me bitch, everybody knows i slice throats
u touch mo ball sacks then dodge balls, u even told us that u like scrotes
-Kool Col B


WACKEST PUNCH

Both these MC's records has something in common...
There about to each have Two No Shows on them...
-Gkillaz


BATTLE OF THE WEEK

5. Daubs vs. 6. KOOL COL-B
you put werd in ya posts, your still broke fuck what your earnin dude
cos i cant wait to see your punch, and laugh at the weak werdin too
Vs
dont step 2 me bitch, everybody knows i slice throats
u touch mo ball sacks then dodge balls, u even told us that u like scrotes

Winner:Kool-Col B