Your Momma!!!
 

Diss the person above you wit a moma joke..lol i was inspired by that 80's kid..who got a show on MTV

Yo momma so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.












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^ Your moms like a doorknob everyone gets a turn.

^Your momma so small..she hang glides on doritos.

This thread was already made, it's called "Master Yo Mamma List" it's like a page or two back.

^Your momma so dumb..she actually gave birth to you.

^^Yo momma so white, she went out during a snow storm and got shoveled.

^^ ur momma is so hairy looks like she got afro man in a head lock

your mommas like a shotgun.... 2 cocks and she blows.

*switches it up just for good ol r-rated*

ur dick is so croocked,u have to stand sideways when urinating

*skips kitten*

disses next person below me*

ur moms like a hardware store 2 cents a screw

^^^ yo dat shit is lamer than knock knock jokes... while on the subject my NUTS was KNOCK KNOCKIN on ya mammas chin the other day..

Yo momma so short, she got trapped under a tonka truck.

Yo momma so ugly, Tha Q would date her

YO momma so ugly, she could double as your twin.