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J Bee 10-15-06 06:57 PM

story of my average day at school (long read) im pissed as hell
 
this is the shit i have to go through everyday, read this and tell me what you think



4th period ends and like always I have to run and it feels like a fucking marathon because the lunchroom is on the first floor and i'm on the second and i have to go down like 10 fucking stairs and shit. So yeah anyway, the bell rings, I've already had all my books and papers in my bag 5 minutes before hand so i could get to lunch with ease. I immediently stand up and run out the door and down the hallway.


I pass about 8 doors and still no one is in front of me. "Doin good Gabriel, we've been training for this, just sprint the whole way and don't lose concentration" i say to myself while sweat pours down my face as I run at fullspeed flying down the hall way. Someone calmy walks out of the classroom to go to lunch about 10 yards ahead of me. "Oh no you don't you son of MOTHER FUCKING BITCH" fuck, he's already turning twords the hallway. I continue to run and get to the lunchroom about 1 minutes later in a pool of sweat.


I turn around the corner to be the first one in line and "FUCK" I loudly say as I see Mcnaulty already getting food slopped onto his tray. God i fucking hate him. he always beats me. I grab my tray and walk over to the food area. "Hey Lynn" I say to the old black lunch lady as she puts a hamburger on my tray. She snears back at me not whilling to make conversation. But she will always be with me when i eat, and in my heart.
I walk out and carfully choose a table where no one sits at so i dont get disturbed. I'm really the most popular kid in my school but i just dont sit by people because i have ADD.

I look at my tray and heres whats on it


A nasty greasy hamburgerhalf a corn on the coba little thing of chocolate milksome mixed fruit and a slice of cake.


"THIS IS MOTHER FUCKING BULLSHIT" i scream at the top of my lungs as i look at this food. "What the fuck is this shit!? I eat like MOTHER FUCKING 5 times this much, what the mother fuck is this bull mother shit FUCK!" As i say this the stupid Mcnaulty snickers at me at a the table next to me alone. He's already done eating his food. Good god, this guys pro. I qucikly scarf down my food and run at full speed to my locker which is down the hall. I arrive 10 minutes later, do my code and take out my brown paper sack which has my lunch in it from home.


Now this is a mother fucking meal


3 sandwiches a grapefrruit a coke and mountain dew12 oz of crisco8 oz of manayse12 chocolate chip cookiesmelted ice cream bar.


I run back to the cafateria at full speed. some fucking popular kids took my table. i begin to shake with fear and silently cry. then i look for a table. none are open, all of them are take by populars. So i walk to the corner sit down and begin to bite into my sandwich. as i do this i see mcnaulty already finishing his bag lunch, which was twice the size of mine! "FUCK YOU n00b MCNAULY FUCK YOU" I scream as about half the lunch room looks at me whispering about that 'weird gabriel kid' FUCK THEM. they dont understand food. I finish my lunch while crying and throw the bag away and the bell rings.


I go to the veding machine withabout 5 dollars in quarters and get assorted candies to snack on during class. and walk there, by myself silently crying.


I go through that shit EVERY MOTHER FUCKING SCHOOL DAY.
point of the story?


it tastes like fucking shit. they give me barley any food. i'm a heavy guy so i should get 3 times as much food for the same price. fucking shit. it costs $1.76 what the fuck. and the cafaterias are so fucking far. by the time i get there it feels like ive ran a 28 mile marathon.


and theres always mcnaulty. getting there before me, getting lynn to talk to him, and eating his food before me. what the mother fuck. he only weighs 150 pounds and he can eat 3 times as much as me. fuck him.
so if you ask me food should be made by good chefs and we it should be all you can eat and be free for kids who like to eat like me.


tell me if you agree or not

Young Kidd (LM) 10-15-06 07:07 PM

lmao...man..

Lay off the pipe..lmao

Yvonne 10-15-06 07:11 PM

lmao..you are foodious!

J Bee 10-15-06 07:17 PM

please symposise for me, i dont fuck around when it comes to eating and i need advice on how to tell the lunch ladies to give me more food. thing is im too shy to talk to them as they are angels of thy earth

J Summers 10-15-06 07:21 PM

you fat fucker..................................

J Bee 10-16-06 04:06 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by J Summers
you fat fucker..................................




Watch it buddy, us proffesional eaters scream when it comes to the word fat.

.Eternal. 10-16-06 04:22 PM

lmao wow.

this was enjoyable,funny,interesting schedule u got there.


Fuck Mcnaugghty or w/e

C.March 10-16-06 04:26 PM

hahah i think the fact he says n00b mcnaulty is hillarious and nerdy as fuck therefore gay.

buttttttttt

just be like yo wtf gimmie more period.... I ask all the time if ur payin u should get what u want

TitoBronsky 10-16-06 04:27 PM

Find yourself a new site to post on Scum Bag... your racist remarks have gotten you Banned From RV :)



:high:

J.R.Gotti..! 10-16-06 04:42 PM

I'm really the most popular kid in my school but i just dont sit by people because i have ADD.

^^^
LMAO

WhoAmI 10-16-06 04:50 PM

FUCK THEM. they dont understand food.
^^

lmaoooooooooooo

J Bee 10-16-06 04:55 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by TitoBronsky
Find yourself a new site to post on Scum Bag... your racist remarks have gotten you Banned From RV :)



:high:


? im not racist

TitoBronsky 10-16-06 05:27 PM

yea... you and i and everyone knows it....

your post in the Obama thread.....


CEEEEEEEEEYA

Also Known. 10-16-06 09:03 PM

Umm WTF? Past Tense made another aliase?

Most popular kid in school... Translation.... Virgin!

J Bee 10-16-06 09:09 PM

No...actuallly i've masturbated well over 2000 times. how would i be a virgin to sexual things? didn't think so. and i really am popular, i just have ADD


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