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PRESEASON: Daubs vs. R. Christensen
After a fun first season of the 1-2-1 league, season 2 is right around the corner! With a $50 cash prize on the line, this season should be even better. First though, we're gonna start out with a 1 week preseason. This will give everyone a grace period to get warmed up for the new season and peruse the rules if you haven't already. Pride is still on the line though, so drop dope.
Battler #1: R. Christensen Battler #2: Daubs Battler #1 drops 1 bar due Wednesday night (11:59 pm ET) Battler #2 drops 2 bars due Thursday night (11:59 pm ET) Battler #1 drops 1 bar due Friday night (11:59 pm ET) 4 Links in check-in due Sunday afternoon (6:30 pm ET) Here are a few rules that you SHOULD know already but if not, now you do: - Feeding IS allowed. Each person will have the chance to feed if they want to. You will not be penalized for feeding. - If you sway, you WILL be DQ'ed. There are no second chances.. sway and lose. Don't do it and you wont be DQ'ed - Voting rules are being enforced. If you dont leave links you'll lose. And remember, all votes must be broken down bar by bar. - If you havent read the rules yet, do it now. Good Luck. |
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when this D is so weak, it'd make the Texans jealous |
Fresh D play...?
this gay twats a bate fag, he hates that im firing flames but when it comes to cok this gaelics more than the irish games n' il leave this fag dead with his fat head...reseblin the number 8 besides, the only people feelin 'tensen..are people pumpin wieghts |
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You envy my strength, Daubs'll get crushed n he knows it... Too bad he's got dick arms.... cause is throat couldnt hold it |
safe.
uppin on votes. |
word, uppin this for some votes
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I'm a god at text, Rdot's constantly bestin fellas...
when this D is so weak, it'd make the Texans jealous ^^ way to simple You envy my strength, Daubs'll get crushed n he knows it... Too bad he's got dick arms.... cause is throat couldnt hold it ^^ i've never heard of dick arms, i know where u were goin but agian this was very simple .. this gay twats a bate fag, he hates that im firing flames but when it comes to cok this gaelics more than the irish games ^^never heard a gaelics wordplay before and barely knew what it ment before this punch, but the good wording made it hit. n' il leave this fag dead with his fat head...reseblin the number 8 besides, the only people feelin 'tensen..are people pumpin wieghts ^^^coulda been worded better, but decent simple name play. vote- Daubs for both punches being better than chrits |
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when this D is so weak, it'd make the Texans jealous kinda weak to me You envy my strength, Daubs'll get crushed n he knows it... Too bad he's got dick arms.... cause is throat couldnt hold it wasnt relly feeling this one either... vs this gay twats a bate fag, he hates that im firing flames but when it comes to cok this gaelics more than the irish games n' il leave this fag dead with his fat head...reseblin the number 8 besides, the only people feelin 'tensen..are people pumpin wieghts [b]first was meh...second had some ok wordplay, but was weak... you put more thought into yours so i gotta give it to DAUBS |
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when this D is so weak, it'd make the Texans jealous ^This was decent. Since I actually am an American Football fan and I watch most of the games. I can relate to the fact of the Texans D. It's quite garbage. So decent punch. You envy my strength, Daubs'll get crushed n he knows it... Too bad he's got dick arms.... cause is throat couldnt hold it ^ROFL. This had me laughing quite hard. Was unexpected. I liked this punch. Nice Chrit. this gay twats a bate fag, he hates that im firing flames but when it comes to cok this gaelics more than the irish games ^Meh. Didn't really like this punch too much. Wasn't really well worded and seemed a bit forced. Ok concepts I guess but the wording fucked it up. n' il leave this fag dead with his fat head...reseblin the number 8 besides, the only people feelin 'tensen..are people pumpin wieghts ^This was coo. I liked it. ok wordplay here. This was an ok battle. I felt as though Chrit won though. He had the better punches here. D, your second punch was pretty good but your first punch lost this one for you. So... \\//Chrit |
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when this D is so weak, it'd make the Texans jealous Your calling daubs weak and then why would a football team be jealous of something weaker then them...it doesnt make sense. You envy my strength, Daubs'll get crushed n he knows it... Too bad he's got dick arms.... cause is throat couldnt hold it I thought this was kinda gay as well, I mean 'dick arms'...i get what your going at but I just thought it was stupid. this gay twats a bate fag, he hates that im firing flames but when it comes to cok this gaelics more than the irish games Ehh...this punch was average nothing horrible yet nothing great. n' il leave this fag dead with his fat head...reseblin the number 8 besides, the only people feelin 'tensen..are people pumpin wieghts lol,...I thought this was nice punch....best one in this battle. V/Daubs |
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when this D is so weak, it'd make the Texans jealous THIS WAS A WEAK BAR WITH NO REASL PUNCH DIRECTED AT DAUBS You envy my strength, Daubs'll get crushed n he knows it... Too bad he's got dick arms.... cause is throat couldnt hold it DICK/PENIS BARS ARE ONLY GOOD WHEN FUNNY VS this gay twats a bate fag, he hates that im firing flames but when it comes to cok this gaelics more than the irish games NOT THAT GREAT BUT WE'LL COUNT IT n' il leave this fag dead with his fat head...reseblin the number 8 besides, the only people feelin 'tensen..are people pumpin wieghts THIS ONE WAS PRETTY GOOD, WOOT! I think Daubs obviosuly came harder in this one, Christensen gotta step it up homey, remember to throw punches at the person your battling. Better luck next time... V/Daubby...... |
Chrit
I'm a god at text, Rdot's constantly bestin fellas... when this D is so weak, it'd make the Texans jealous I dig it, but I've heard lines similar.. You envy my strength, Daubs'll get crushed n he knows it... Too bad he's got dick arms.... cause is throat couldnt hold it Hahaha, I laughed.. Daubs this gay twats a bate fag, he hates that im firing flames but when it comes to cok this gaelics more than the irish games Hahaha, not bad.. n' il leave this fag dead with his fat head...reseblin the number 8 besides, the only people feelin 'tensen..are people pumpin wieghts Best punch of the battle easily, nice.. Vote: Daubs His 'tensen line took it. |
I'm a god at text, Rdot's constantly bestin fellas...
when this D is so weak, it'd make the Texans jealous coo You envy my strength, Daubs'll get crushed n he knows it... Too bad he's got dick arms.... cause is throat couldnt hold it lmao. vs this gay twats a bate fag, he hates that im firing flames but when it comes to cok this gaelics more than the irish games haha, coo n' il leave this fag dead with his fat head...reseblin the number 8 besides, the only people feelin 'tensen..are people pumpin wieghts lmao! v/ Daubs |
Chrit-First line was alright BUT, meh at the setup. I mean the second part was, cuz they suck,so it was straight. Second shit is straight funny to me. Delt a pretty good hit. Cool lines.
Daubs-First one was good man, nice wordplay and what not. gay jokes kinda bleh, but a good attempt. Second was pretty good, I would say the more witty of lines in this battle. V. Daubs |
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