Group A: Red Bull vs. Ken' Pho
 

This is it fellas! This is the first week of Season 2! There's a $50 cash prize coming up this season. Start off the season with a win or risk falling into a hole that you can't get out of. Sorry about getting these matches up late, a lot of work came up. It shouldn't happen again. I'm keeping the same due dates. You guys should still have plenty of time to drop. Just remember to vote. I'd hate to have to DQ people because they didn't vote.

Battler #1: Red Bull
Battler #2: Ken' Pho

Battler #1 drops 1 bar due Wednesday night (11:59 pm ET)
Battler #2 drops 2 bars due Thursday night (11:59 pm ET)
Battler #1 drops 1 bar due Friday night (11:59 pm ET)

4 Links in check-in due Sunday afternoon (6:30 pm ET)

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- If you sway, you WILL be DQ'ed. There are no second chances.
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Good Luck.

Check In..

:high:

yup yup check...

No bother throwing a big one, a small hit is all I need,
'Cause the only kids hooked on 'Phonics..
.................................still gotta learn how to read.

You're a cowherd, need proof that u a stink bitch
Just readin those first 2lines....I Red Bull shit
.
Love to see things from your view,
But I cant get my head that far up my ass
So someday u'll find yaself...then wish ya hadn't dont that!!!

EZ

^ Played and nonsence lines? Kid is far from near the mark,
So I'll kill Kenny more than the bastards from South Park.

Word.

Now, votes. :high:

No bother throwing a big one, a small hit is all I need,
'Cause the only kids hooked on 'Phonics..
.................................still gotta learn how to read.
Rofl i liked this..
^ Played and nonsence lines? Kid is far from near the mark,
So I'll kill Kenny more than the bastards from South Park.
Liked this aswell

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You're a cowherd, need proof that u a stink bitch
Just readin those first 2lines....I Red Bull shit
Bullshit lines been played since 04
Love to see things from your view,
But I cant get my head that far up my ass
So someday u'll find yaself...then wish ya hadn't dont that!!!
This was okay but wording was bad

v/ Redbizzle

will vote after lunch
mines is up too you know, hit that up if you can

No bother throwing a big one, a small hit is all I need,
'Cause the only kids hooked on 'Phonics..
.................................still gotta learn how to read.
dunno if this has been done on him before but decent

vs.

You're a cowherd, need proof that u a stink bitch
Just readin those first 2lines....I Red Bull shit
way too simple to really hit hard
Love to see things from your view,
But I cant get my head that far up my ass
So someday u'll find yaself...then wish ya hadn't dont that!!!
I feel like this is the kinda joke you could find on a joke site

vs.

^ Played and nonsence lines? Kid is far from near the mark,
So I'll kill Kenny more than the bastards from South Park.
simple idea but not bad

Red Bull came with 2 okay nameplays n' Ken didn't come very good at all. I got Red Bull takin' this

Vote - Red Bull

No bother throwing a big one, a small hit is all I need,
'Cause the only kids hooked on 'Phonics..
.................................still gotta learn how to read.
simple play here decent

vs.

You're a cowherd, need proof that u a stink bitch
Just readin those first 2lines....I Red Bull shit
played and done before

Love to see things from your view,
But I cant get my head that far up my ass
So someday u'll find yaself...then wish ya hadn't dont that!!!
umm its ok but doeesnt really connect

vs.

^ Played and nonsence lines? Kid is far from near the mark,
So I'll kill Kenny more than the bastards from South Park.
simple again here

both came kinda simplistic none really hit but bulls 1st line was the best of the punch so
v/ bull
rtf on my battle

No bother throwing a big one, a small hit is all I need,
'Cause the only kids hooked on 'Phonics..
.................................still gotta learn how to read.
wasnt really feeling it



You're a cowherd, need proof that u a stink bitch
Just readin those first 2lines....I Red Bull shit
played man
Love to see things from your view,
But I cant get my head that far up my ass
So someday u'll find yaself...then wish ya hadn't dont that!!!
ehh


^ Played and nonsence lines? Kid is far from near the mark,
So I'll kill Kenny more than the bastards from South Park
liked this.. decent punch

vote/bull just came harder

No bother throwing a big one, a small hit is all I need,
'Cause the only kids hooked on 'Phonics..
.................................still gotta learn how to read.
yea, alright
^ Played and nonsence lines? Kid is far from near the mark,
So I'll kill Kenny more than the bastards from South Park.
lol.. nice

vs.

You're a cowherd, need proof that u a stink bitch
Just readin those first 2lines....I Red Bull shit
i've never read dudes battles but i'd be very suprised if this wasn't played
Love to see things from your view,
But I cant get my head that far up my ass
So someday u'll find yaself...then wish ya hadn't dont that!!!
ehh nah.. wording completley killed it for me. it doesn't rhyme, the 3 line shit isn't working and you put "dont" instead of "done". you should've really looked over this a bit more before posting

v/ Red Bull. hit up me vs lord of pens dudes.

red bulls

No bother throwing a big one, a small hit is all I need,
'Cause the only kids hooked on 'Phonics..
.................................still gotta learn how to read.

decent the set up coulda been better

^ Played and nonsence lines? Kid is far from near the mark,
So I'll kill Kenny more than the bastards from South Park.

^this was aight...pretty good

ken pho

You're a cowherd, need proof that u a stink bitch
Just readin those first 2lines....I Red Bull shit

^^is this played? pretty good line
.
Love to see things from your view,
But I cant get my head that far up my ass
So someday u'll find yaself...then wish ya hadn't dont that!!!

^^nahhh man hated this line


if ur second line was better...then he woulda won this ..but that second line wasn't on par with this battle...close but red bull too this

vote-red bull

No bother throwing a big one, a small hit is all I need,
'Cause the only kids hooked on 'Phonics..
.................................still gotta learn how to read.
--I've seen hooked on phonics punches before but this works as a nameplay as well plus it was funny.
Played and nonsence lines? Kid is far from near the mark,
So I'll kill Kenny more than the bastards from South Park.
--the setup was good but i felt the wording was bad in the punch.

vs

You're a cowherd, need proof that u a stink bitch
Just readin those first 2lines....I Red Bull shit
--nah, i really wasnt feeling this
Love to see things from your view,
But I cant get my head that far up my ass
So someday u'll find yaself...then wish ya hadn't dont that!!!
--lol...did you text JOKE to 35050, for the joke of the day......WACK

vote bull