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23. Kwik (0-0) vs. 24. docholiday (0-1) vs. 25. Zelph (0-2)
G.B.A Gimmick Battle Association Yo Momma Battles We've all heard yo momma jokes. Can you actually write them? Diss your opponent's mom and be vicious. Be creative, a lot of stuff has been played on this topic so you will need to come original. Good Luck. ============ Verses Due Monday at 12:00AM Pacific 10 Line Minimum, No Line Limit Biting = Ban Feeding = -2 Votes Swaying = DQ Must Vote On 4 Battles And Post Your Links Votes Due Wednesday Night New Battles Up Thursday Morning For Full Rules Click Here |
geezuz..............
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Lets get this crackin
Zelph Son hate ta diss ya moms but face it doc got this dumb bitch rocked 5-0 told her Zelph'd been arrested fa holdin a key.... ........an she asked what it un-locked Man if that wasnt bad enough when I gave the big bitch a love push My dick got hit by a booby trap from Solomons mines buried in the bitch bush Quick fuck gotta be kiddin shit like wrestlin a buffalo in a boxin ring An not the kind ya guaranteed ta find left over under this bitch wing Kwik Braindead shit that describes ya dumb fuck moms down to a T for me Bitch read a note from kwik he'd left out a tv dinner... so she ate the T.V An me see I really aint a fan of clownin moms but when I had her in a leg lock I noticed the big bitch was wearin a pillow case...... as a God damn sock And sorry jack if ya think this is wack but dont take it ta heart black But everytime the bitch wears a Malcom X T - Shirt ................ ...........Helicopters try n land on her back Peace. |
Kwik
Yo momma fat lime a whale Yo momma so ugly she gives dreams nightmares! Yo momma looks like Gary Sheffield Yo momma makes people die Yo momma likes dick in her eye dochoilday Yo momma loves nuts yo momma once ate shit Yo momma fogot to cook last night Yo momma doesn't love you Yo momma loves me YO momma sooooo old, she eats lunch for breakfast |
Guessin the other cats no showing since it's tuesday so vote it up
If he gets here before any votes fuck if he's late let him drop Peace. |
And sorry jack if ya think this is wack but dont take it ta heart black
But everytime the bitch wears a Malcom X T - Shirt ................ ...........Helicopters try n land on her back vs. Nothing Doc, wasn't feelin' too much that u had, but u definately came better than last week. I guess the closer was funny, I couldn't decide if I liked it or not, but for now I did. 2nd verse was much better than the 1st. Zelph, u obviously put nothing into this which is better than no-showing, but not by much. Vote - Doc |
DaTrustHurtz kick Zelph, he doesn't do anything but fuck around now I'm telling ya. He became like Gestures if you know who that is, kick him out the league...
V// Dc |
And sorry jack if ya think this is wack but dont take it ta heart black
But everytime the bitch wears a Malcom X T - Shirt ................ ...........Helicopters try n land on her back this was okay... Vs Nothing but bland disses and very pplayed shit. Bleh battle I mean it could have been much better but damn I don't know it should have been easy to try and think of un-used concepts if your good at jokes, eh all in all... V- Doc, one quotable. |
Eh....doubt this needs much explanation.
Doc dropped a verse, Zelph didn't. Doc wins. |
And sorry jack if ya think this is wack but dont take it ta heart black
But everytime the bitch wears a Malcom X T - Shirt ................ ...........Helicopters try n land on her back wow @ you people not realizing that this was used on Yo Momma. |
This has enough votes
docholiday WINS 1-1 Kwik NO-SHOWS 0-1 Zelph LOSES 0-3 |
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