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15. -Coop- (1-0) vs. 16. Ace Heratoga (1-0)
G.B.A Gimmick Battle Association Yo Momma Battles We've all heard yo momma jokes. Can you actually write them? Diss your opponent's mom and be vicious. Be creative, a lot of stuff has been played on this topic so you will need to come original. Good Luck. ============ Verses Due Monday at 12:00AM Pacific 10 Line Minimum, No Line Limit Biting = Ban Feeding = -2 Votes Swaying = DQ Must Vote On 4 Battles And Post Your Links Votes Due Wednesday Night New Battles Up Thursday Morning For Full Rules Click Here |
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10, no more. |
wow momma jokes.... GAY gimmick, but whatever lets get er crackin
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Gonna need till tomorrow night.
Please & thank you. |
sa'll good i just wakled in form a beer bqw all wasted... ill drop tomorrow afternoon after my classes... pz
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yo coop...
yo mom's so ugly... I was chillin on line homie... seen a pic of ya mom on my computer and since looks can kill... Her body count this year alone is higher than the Virgina Tech shooter Fuck the army...showed ya mom my private n told her to pull rank... your moms such a slut... She the only chick that can make donations at the sperm bank I'm known for killing lines, Scarface was my model... Your mom's so stupid... I was snortin Coke with her, and she choked after her third 2 Liter bottle She suck a meaaaaaan dick, but definately not the type i wann get in bed She laid an Egg and named it Coop... no wonder we call her a Chicken Head blah blah blah filler filler ns verse i guess... |
If you can wait until tomorrow, then I promise I'll drop some shit.
If not then, oh well, it aint that serious. |
Listen Jack, I'm a king. Your mom musta been dropped on her face
Obviously God dealt her a shitty hand... all she got was an ace A picture's worth a thousand words... but I guess nobody showed her That in her case it's just 'Ugly As Fuck!' repeated over and over How much pain can one bear? She's so ugly she complains its unfair But she just can't get it off her chest... cuz ain't nothin there! She's usually quiet and shy, and I'm glad I can't see any clearer Only time we've scenery motion was when she screamed at the mirror She's always half-naked, plus I heard she be blowin for cheap So you should at least give heratoga cuz she stay Roman the streets Sorry for the lateness. |
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I was chillin on line homie... seen a pic of ya mom on my computer
and since looks can kill... Her body count this year alone is higher than the Virgina Tech shooter ^^meh..^^ Fuck the army...showed ya mom my private n told her to pull rank... your moms such a slut... She the only chick that can make donations at the sperm bank ^^lol ok^^ I'm known for killing lines, Scarface was my model... Your mom's so stupid... I was snortin Coke with her, and she choked after her third 2 Liter bottle ^^ok^^ She suck a meaaaaaan dick, but definately not the type i wann get in bed She laid an Egg and named it Coop... no wonder we call her a Chicken Head ^^nah^^ some iight jokes, ones you had the right wording on with the unexpected setup that was harsher than i thought it was going to be.. some potential. vs Listen Jack, I'm a king. Your mom musta been dropped on her face Obviously God dealt her a shitty hand... all she got was an ace ^^lmao nice^^ A picture's worth a thousand words... but I guess nobody showed her That in her case it's just 'Ugly As Fuck!' repeated over and over ^^ehh, iight^^ How much pain can one bear? She's so ugly she complains its unfair But she just can't get it off her chest... cuz ain't nothin there! ^^ok^^ She's usually quiet and shy, and I'm glad I can't see any clearer Only time we've scenery motion was when she screamed at the mirror ^^i dont get it^^ She's always half-naked, plus I heard she be blowin for cheap So you should at least give heratoga cuz she stay Roman the streets ^^nice closer^^ i liked your opener and closer those hit pretty nice for mamma jokes and i can see them gettin high ranks in the punches of the week. more complex material and harshness is why coop takes this v/Coop |
I'm known for killing lines, Scarface was my model...
Your mom's so stupid... I was snortin Coke with her, and she choked after her third 2 Liter bottle vs. Listen Jack, I'm a king. Your mom musta been dropped on her face Obviously God dealt her a shitty hand... all she got was an ace Ace didnt come that hard really.. im guessin he didnt like the topic this week much coop had some pretty funny lines that got a chuckle outof me.. he came pretty nice wit it to.. so he get my vote.. v/ coop |
Fuck the army...showed ya mom my private n told her to pull rank...
your moms such a slut... She the only chick that can make donations at the sperm bank I'm known for killing lines, Scarface was my model... Your mom's so stupid... I was snortin Coke with her, and she choked after her third 2 Liter bottle She suck a meaaaaaan dick, but definately not the type i wann get in bed She laid an Egg and named it Coop... no wonder we call her a Chicken Head This shit right here was cool ^ Vsss Listen Jack, I'm a king. Your mom musta been dropped on her face Obviously God dealt her a shitty hand... all she got was an ace lol A picture's worth a thousand words... but I guess nobody showed her That in her case it's just 'Ugly As Fuck!' repeated over and over rofl How much pain can one bear? She's so ugly she complains its unfair But she just can't get it off her chest... cuz ain't nothin there! aight She's usually quiet and shy, and I'm glad I can't see any clearer Only time we've scenery motion was when she screamed at the mirror lol She's always half-naked, plus I heard she be blowin for cheap So you should at least give heratoga cuz she stay Roman the streets dope... Ace you did good. but Coop had mad fire this week V// Coop |
I was chillin on line homie... seen a pic of ya mom on my computer
and since looks can kill... Her body count this year alone is higher than the Virgina Tech shooter vs. Listen Jack, I'm a king. Your mom musta been dropped on her face Obviously God dealt her a shitty hand... all she got was an ace She's always half-naked, plus I heard she be blowin for cheap So you should at least give heratoga cuz she stay Roman the streets Yea, I got Coop taking this. His closer didn't need the heratoga, but was still nice and the opner was to. I gave it to Coop because he came fresher and more creative with his punches while I don't think Ace expected much from Coop. He was suprised here though. V/ -Coop- |
Ace, as ur verse was written as if he was no-showing, let me know if you want the no-show win or at least the loss removed. For now though... 4-0
-Coop- WINS 2-0 Ace Heratoga LOSES 1-1 |
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