The "What Did You Do Last Night?" Thread
 

so last night i had to volunteer at this auction ...and after me n some friends went out n about...so we were driving by mcdonalds and there were a bunch of people there and so we pull up and start talking and this girl who was on her phone with one of my friends friends was like "hey phil brent wants to talk to you" and phil takes the phone and we didnt notice so we start driving off... and the door was open and the girl starts screaming "dont steal my phone dont steal my phone" and well she started to run with the car ... my friend stepped on the brake and the car stoped cept the bitch ran into the car door and bounced off it was fucking hilarious... she just grabbed her head and started saying ow ow ow .. there were at least 20 ppl that saw this and everyone was laughing at her hahahah... but yea that was some funny shit...but what did you all do last night?

my baby's mama came over and gave up the buns....I'm a fiend for cinnabuns man. throw sum icing on em and put em in the microwave. MMMM fingerlicking good...

sike naw me and baby moms made it a block buster night

club with my girl, and shit.

Be's like whoooa

Went my auntie's wedding n got dat drunk i woz sick in 3 pint glasses lol!!!!

Masturbated about 4 times before I went to bed. All in a row too.

Yesterday...I don't remember...

DQ

dope...dope avy too

went to million dollar baby...it was pretty dope......then got pissed, that was also dope.........you know what else is dope.....drugs, think about it

Slept over a friends house, egged his next door neighbors house at 11:45, shaving creamed my friends face, lit m80's at 2:10.. fun night :)