Muwhahahha (milk comes out nose)
Greg_ValveOLS says:
good evening JTR says: Uh, what's up? JTR says: Who's this? Greg_ValveOLS says: my name is greg a member of the Hotmail online Support team JTR says: On MSN? Greg_ValveOLS says: yes :) JTR says: Why? Greg_ValveOLS says: we logged multiple ips from your account and need to verify your information JTR says: My information? Greg_ValveOLS says: we believe someone may have stolen your account, you haven't shared your account infomation with anyone have you? JTR says: No, I don't even have it written down Greg_ValveOLS says: maybe a keylogger on your PC then? maybe you need a format? JTR says: Well... Greg_ValveOLS says: if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip has access to it, it's a new security feature we're trying because this happens so much, login names and passwords aint safe anymore you know? :) JTR says: Hmm Greg_ValveOLS says: dont worry this connect is secure JTR says: Can I be honest with you, Greg? Greg_ValveOLS says: k JTR says: Look, I don't know how you got my MSN, and I don't really care, either. JTR says: Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my IP if you wish to confirm this. Greg_ValveOLS says: huh? Greg_ValveOLS says: bs JTR says: Trace it. Greg_ValveOLS says: how? JTR says: Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter. Greg_ValveOLS says: oh k JTR says: As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password. JTR says: I'm putting a temporary hold on your MSN account. Greg_ValveOLS says: why? JTR says: Have you read the Tos? Greg_ValveOLS says: Tos? JTR says: Terms of service. Greg_ValveOLS says: where? JTR says: Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account. Greg_ValveOLS says: why JTR says: I just told you why Greg_ValveOLS says: I dont know JTR says: I need some information from you if you want me to unlock your account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend your account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay? Greg_ValveOLS says: k JTR says: First, I'm under the impression that the current account you are on is a fake, correct? Greg_ValveOLS says: ya JTR says: What is the name your actual account is registered to? Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes. Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxx xxxxxxx JTR says: Is this you? Greg_ValveOLS says: ya JTR says: Are you the only user of this account? Greg_ValveOLS says: ya JTR says: Okay, and what is the email adress? Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx JTR says: Okay. JTR says: I thank you for your cooperation so far, just a few more questions, please. Greg_ValveOLS says: what now JTR says: Do you always log on from the same IP? Greg_ValveOLS says: ya JTR says: And who is your internet providers, your ISP? Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxxx JTR says: Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information. Greg_ValveOLS says: am i gonna be able to log on later? JTR says: What is your city of residence? JTR says: That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far. Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxx JTR says: Illinios? Greg_ValveOLS says: yes JTR says: Okay. And what is the password associated with this account? Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxxx JTR says: Okay. Do not try to log into MSN. If you are connected now you need to log off. Greg_ValveOLS says: why JTR says: So I can update your account. Greg_ValveOLS says: can I go on later 2 nite? Greg_ValveOLS says: need to talk to friends heh JTR says: Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off? Greg_ValveOLS says: ya JTR says: Okay. Give me just a moment. JTR says: Try to log in now. Greg_ValveOLS says: k Greg_ValveOLS says: It says login failed wtf wtf!!@? JTR says: Greg Greg_ValveOLS says: did u cancel me??????????? WHY JTR says: Greg Greg_ValveOLS says: what JTR says: Valve will never ask for your username and password. Greg_ValveOLS says: what???? JTR says: I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwned. I think I'll go talk to your friends now and ruin your life. Greg_ValveOLS says: omg dude wtf why? JTR says: Why were you trying to steal my MSN account? Greg_ValveOLS says: i wanst JTR says: Then why were you asking for my information? The more you lie, the worse this will be. By the way, who's "... stephanie I [caroline] more (what a night that was) ..."? Greg_ValveOLS says: i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 JTR says: Greg Greg_ValveOLS says: dude pleas Greg_ValveOLS says: what JTR says: Go mow some yards, bitch. Greg_ValveOLS says: wtf dude comeon JTR says: E-Style muh fucka! |
^^^^^^ Lmao....
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LMMFAO
PWNED! werd |
Hahahahahahahah
the e-style part at the end was definitely icing on the cake |
Lmfalmflaofomaomfalfmlafamolfmoao.
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Aaaahahhahahha!!
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
LMAO @ 'e-tyle' hahahahahahahaha yea... owned. for real. word. 1 |
ROFLMAO!! WOWWWWW that was ill son. shit that was iller than Vince's ownage son. DAMN SON. V-Dubs in this bitch. HOLLA :shoot:
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hahahahah gangsta
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lmfaaaaaoooooooo dope haha
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ROFLOLMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! |
Gotta love how you told him they wouldn't ask, then you do.
Owned, period. |
Hahahaha, nice.
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFLMAO
WOW JTR This makes you offically, the leader of E-Stye ownage, man wow that shit is histerical wow just wow lol @ im only 13 |
Ya, I was on to him as soon as he said
"my name is greg a member of the Hotmail online Support team" |
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