the "funny stuff that happens in clubs" thread
 

just a thread dedicated to the dumb shit that goes on in clubs sometimes. for instance,


16 year old townies wearing their older brother's shirts, school trousers and shoes, nursing a bottle of wkd which they aint gonna keep down anyway. come on guys, you aint fooling anybody.

the girls in the low cut tops who get offended when guys star at them, i think girls should lose the right to be pissed-off at guys looking at their breasts when they're struggling out of the dress.

the well-dressed versace guys who sidle up to girls with god-awful chat-up lines which at best get them laughed out, at worst forcefully exited out the club by the bouncers. i was in this one place about 3 years ago and one of these versace guys walked up to this girl, tapped her on the shoulder and said.........."i've got a waterbed."....stood there for a moment, then said "i'm sorry" and walked away. dumb fucker.

guys who perform dance routines together which they've obviously been working on during the week back home. guys.....you look gay, cut it out.

dancing generally, dunno about the yank places, but in britain most of the most who aren't doing the "turn around slowly in a circle pressed-together and cop off" dance are doing the "moving as little as humanly possible to be considered dancing" dance.

girls who get pissed off when they've dancing front to back with a guy and he gets a hard-on. i mean, come on, what were you expecting? you're pissed-off coz he finds you attractive?


thoughts?

hmmm... when a chick asks you to buy her a drink.... and her friend one too.. and walks away.. right after.


i always see this shit happening.

lmao at the WKD .. my sister drinks that bullshit .. haha ..


when girls are like, their looking at you, but their scared to come over and say shit .. so you have to go over and start the conversation .. haha . and she's w. like .. 3 or 4 of her friends so you dont really want to be like .. "you wanna fuck?" .. but you dont really want to know her either. Thats messed up.

Or this has happened twice ..

you go out, get drunk as hell .. and next morning you wake up nextto some chick and you dont remember ANYTHING of the night before, its all blank apart frm when ypu were sober .. lmfao .. damn .. ive got too many bad experiencves w. alchohol .. when i start drinking .. i dont stop till im wasted. = )

When you sit at the bar, ask for a tall, frosty glass of Egg Nog (lay off the nut-meg) & the Bartender gives you a dirty look. . The simple knowledge that his daughter's EZ-Bake Oven seems to have been "misplaced" humors me, Johnny.

^ WOW - ITS REALLY HIM!

oh yeah, and girls who look at you liked you ran over their cat coz you asked them their NAME. what the fuck is that? i didnt ask you to have my babies bitch, i aint proposing, i just wanted to know your name so i could TALK to you. that really pisses me off, when people put their best gear on, fork out a wad of cash for drinks and spend the whole evening TALKING TO PEOPLE THEY HANG AROUND WITH ANYWAY. and when someone tries to get something rolling they get called a twat for trying to socialise in a club, wtf?

If it is, He Spelt his Name Wrong.


Who Woulda Thought on my 2000th Post I Would be Correcting Santa's Name

word too 2000 posts


when i hit 10 k ima retire this name and start posting as another one, lol.

when i go to clubs ...wait....i dont go to clubs....

YAY methane got 2000 posts.

^ Go to hell, it's my alias. By the way, say goodbye to your "American Idol: Behind the Scenes" photo-book. Wisenheimer!

YAY IM 2-2 LMAO!!!!!!!!!

Does this Mean I Grow Hairs on My Secret Place?

wow santa blessed my thread, hey man, can i get a lapdance and a blowjob from a pair of big-titted swedish twins for christmas? i'll be a good boy next year i promise.

when guys try to start dancing with a girl, and she walks away... most try to play it off... thats always entertaining

the worst part about the clubs i have been to is that everyone looks like a damn porcupine and they have on weird ass jewelry and dance like uhmmmm....... I dont know but these people must be clubbers or something
peace