Baaaaad Day (keystyle)
 

Damani-DaGrinch - tryin to get signed
Termz - I remember
Kosha fo Passova - keepin it kosha
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This did not happen this is strictly for comedic purposes lol


Baaaaad Day!

Soon as I woke up....the day started,at a fucked up pace
Went to soap up.....slipped in the tub and smacked my face
Lookin thru the mess....tryin 2 get dressed but all my gear smelly
Crap & barf on my Phatfarm....ketchup smeared on my pelle pelle
Thru on some old shit....went to get some toast,I hear"hold it!"
Moms tellin me toaster aint workin.....shit is fuckin bro-ken
So I missed breakfast...now slowly strolling to my homies crib
This nigga a pimp....eat so much pussy,he should be wearin a bib
But as Im walkin slow....this ugly ho wit 2 front teeth approaches
Ass smellin like trailor trash.....I look at her hair and see 3 roaches
Im allmost pukin when she saiz.....holy outhuse! ,you're Lyrical-J
I made the mistake and said......."ya thats me,wuss up girl hey
Her face lit up,I thought oh fuck....as she went in for a hug
Ducked her hairy arms...jumped some cars thinkin Im safe & snug
But I wasnt safe...I could tell by the look on her face,this ho is crazy!
Started to chase me,and I thought all fat trailorpark hos were lazy
But now I know,cause this ho was on me like stink on a monkey
Wishing she trip and break her hip......but I just aint that lucky
I look back in shock & think...damn,this bitch gaining on me quick
Omg now she screamin like a demon...and waving a wooden stick
I run into a building hallway....thinkin thers no way she saw me
But when I looked I was shook cause this ho was still on me
Oh shit now Im done.......thers no place to run no place to hide
And thers no chance I can over power a gorrilla this size
Start 2 tear as I hear grunts.... & heavy breathing as the beast gets near
This is the end of my life my reputation and my rappin carear
The walls is shakin....floors makin a loud creaking noise
Bitch grabs my collar.....I holler as she throws me like kids do toys
Coverd in sweat and dirt..... the female gorrila grabs my shirt
This bitch so massive ....her fat ass usin a curtin as a skirt
Then I hear a crack.....she grunting like wtf was that!
The floor gave out! she went thru the hole and got laid out flat!
Im bugging yes yes Jesus loves me...as I take off to my niggas place
Finally arrive,he like u so late, why? Im like" nigga!".....I had a baaaad day!


feeeeedbaaaaaack!

You used the same 3 replies on your other open mic....PM with 3 new replies you left on people and i will re-open this...till then this is closed.



Re-Opened

Aight its open again feeeeeeeedbaaaaaack lets go people.............. good .....bad whatever just say it.......

nice shit dope opener the punches was good looks like a vet piece good shit dawg

feeeeeeeeeeeedbaaaaaaaaaaaaaack................... cmon

damn......that shit was funny......lmao.......keep droppin...... ~1~

thnx more feed back ~1~............................................... .............................................

nice job, but structure withuout the dots