Henry Winkler vs. M C Proficiency
 

10-15 lines
Drop whenever

winkler, eh, what a disgrace
if the real fonze knew what you listened to, he'd shit on your face
not talking rap, pop, or even rock,
but the media used to play this shit, you blood-engorged cock
kids these days with their em pee threes,
or worse, mom and dad with their norah jones see dees
see, none of these three
know what fidelity should be
if only they could hear how it was before
with the warm, smooth analog flow, of the sound of yore
thanks to these bits and clicks... and stupid rich chicks
we now have a world filled with pure sonic shits

Herny Winkler is Moses
He is our fucking god
When jesus came along
He hit him with cross

M C Proficiency is a fag
He hasnt met the fonze
M C Butt Sex
Twists it with the men

He likes the ladies juicy
Henry is the man

M C Proficiency you try to be my enemy
with Grado carts and scratchy starts
I guess you don't want ECC
Your pop and hiss has gotten old as Nyquist with his waveform fold
But MP3? That shit got told, I play lossless, the ladies sold
You say you're warm but your dick's cold, yo momma told me while we rolled
I supersample hoes like hertz; they AB us, I've lost my shirts
You do the math you find I'm pure, Fourier would call you queer
Cause you ain't got the FFTs, I gots them on my DVDs
Algorithmic processes I do parallel with 'lectricity
So you can keep your musty sleeves, your broken tubes, low 'fficiencies
Cuz solid state is my decree, cheap asian parts mean lots of G's
Case ya ain't heard what's said by me, this fossil's dead for all to see

NUT BUT WACK RHYMES BY A BUNCH OF HERBS!!! NO SHIT IM GLAD I CANT VOTE CUZ IT BE A WASTE OF MY GOD DAMN TIME! THIS IS POSSIBLY THE WORST BATTLE I'VE EVER SEEN! BUT IF I HAD TO VOTE IT WOULD BE HW CUZ HIS STRUCTURE WAS BETTER THAN MCP! AND WHO THE HELL IS "THE FORUM JEW" THAT BITCH IS LOST!

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you can't handle rhymes from epistemology
i'm so oldskool you have to learn archaeology
to understand me
i can be
significantly dastardly
and madly
obsessed with the rhythm
so you fallin through the schism
it kills em
when they hear my crystal method
they wish they was sheltered from the shit that awaits them at the door
stay on the floor
this is lyrical armed robbery
my verbal MAC 10 demonstrates my mastery
you wear the belt of chastity
it's probably that you're faggoty
that's why you can't rhyme
your sesame street clock can't help you keep time
burt and ernie suck your dick
comb your pubes with an afro pick
and cuddle all night and shit
but we all laughin it
while you give rimjobs
to rednecks named jimbob

henry took this one cuz mce ur flow was everywhere...if u had better flow u might of taken this one

vote=hw