Capcom vs. Brethren
 

10 lines max
Normal rules

check, can we make this quick, due in about a 10 to 20 more minutes? I just don't want to wait for a while.

Alright, i'll spit first whatever, don't vote if you don't understand


Battle me, "should've never done-that", I am ashamed-to-reply,
I gizzed on your head, now you got a Com-Cap, like your name-is-a-lie,
You're shovin animals up your "anus-alive", faggot, this is what "lamens-has-felt?"
Slayings-been-dealt, Capcom can't hurt me, you're only *playing-yourself*,
How you supposed to "knock the rust-off", good luck-dawg, but you'll need more than oil, cuz you just-lost,
"Fuck-thoughts", I can win this battle by just running my hand across the keyboard,
"You're Elite?!" Your hottest line was a prank phone call, saying your name was Seymore,
I'll beat you down just like *Akuma-did*, while you attack with "Akuna-Matata",
You "losing-like-water", and this battle's like osmosis, stupid-kid.


Explainations:
2)Cum-Cap, Capcom backwards, name is a lie.
4)Capcom is a vide-game company, playing yourself.
5)He said he needs to knock the rust off, oil kills rust
7)You know the Seymore Butts joke, right?
8)Akuma was the new street-fighter character, Akuna-matata is what Timone and Pumba said in Lion King, remember that song?
9)In osmosis, water is lost

uppin for Capcom to drop
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how about this battle is due by midnight tonight, seeing as you got enough time to work on it, only takes 10 minutes to finish a verse.

Oops, I didn't read the rules, I MUST have 10 lines

Last Line

"Cutted-you-up", covered in red crosses, like you *just gave blood*, "You've muttered enough", time to hang you on a crucifix.

Closed