Brendan Vs. Phoeniix
 

10-16 lines, verses due tomorrow by 2:00 PM Eastern.

I'll write something as soon as I wake up tomorrow.

Just to clarify, Phoeniix doesn't have the 2pm deadline anymore, we agreed he'd spit sometime today after I do.

Setting: Phoeniix walks into a room with rows of chairs facing a podium. In the room are Vanilla Ice, MC Hammer, 3rd Bass, Ja Rule, and assorted other wack rappers. A sign on the wall says "Toinght: WRA meeting 5-7PM." Vanilla Ice is standing at the podium and says,

"Do we have any new members this evening?... oh, ok, you in the back... yeah you, that gangly looking motherfucker with the rainbow on his shirt... why don't you come up the the podium and introduce yourself? Come on, don't be shy..."

Poeniix walks up to the podium...
"Hi, my name's Phoeniix.... and I'm a wack rapper"

Crowd: "Hiii Phoeniix"


<Cue the beat>

Someone call up Guiness this a World Record in the makin'
I founded the Wackest Rapper Alive if I'm not mistakin'
And I'm about to battle him, this won't go too far
Vegas set 10-1 odds I kill this dude in 5 bars
This guys pretends hes got skills like he's Pac or Biggie
But he couldn't "bring home the bacon" if he was dating Miss Piggie
Couldn't drop a nice verse if it slipped outta his hands
Couldn't 'milk' a good punchline if he was a mammary gland
Matter-of-fact, I take-that-back, I believe I mispoke
Son's got plenty of punchlines - his whole verse is a joke!
My styles like anal sex (yeah you read that right!)
Coat my words in vaseline and they'd STILL be tight!
Phoeniix style like masturbating in the prison yard -
He needs a dick in his ass for him to come hard.
Shit, it's gonna be funny reading what he responds with
Cause his skill and his name are both the same - a myth

(THE TRUE SETTING...the herb brendan sits on his computer and ponders....hmmmm how can i make my battle verse look better when i have no emcee skills at all? oh i know!!!.....) ;)


Disgracin hip hop..are you an emcee or a fuckin play write
He created a fictitious scenario to distract u from his gay lines
Your played rhymes murdered your verse alone- heres the verdict
Phoeniix cut this fags mentality up like an enraged brain surgeon
I'm wearin this kid down till his skin blisters sore........
Breaking the newb in- like a fat bitch on a new twister board
You couldnt come back at me, even if you geared into reverse
fuck rollin into ur grave, i'll do u a favor...by pushin u in head first
Ok you lost. But you u deserve props, Brendan--cuz u tried
So I give you a pat on the back.....
....with a closed fist holdin a kitchen knife


;)

Man...

This was a helluva nice battle...

Really, really, really whack opening by Brendan...

I didn't need all that clutter.

Then came the verse...

It could have spoken for itself.

Great wordplay, real hard and funny punches.
Flow was on point.
The "Miss Piggie" line made me laugh outloud.

The first 4 lines were whack and weak as hell for some reason...

But then the rest smoked the flaming bird.

Phoenix came back hard, but didn't have the punches...
Real nice wordplay, real good humor ("fat bitch/twister" LOL)
But it was the punches that fell short.

Simply not as hard as Brendan's.

Peace

to be honest.....I wasnt feelin brendan at all here.....
that opener put a sour taste in my mouth....

punches- niix( steada foolin round he came wit it hard)
flo- tie(both had ok, decent flo)
multi's- not really any to expose....
meti4's- tie......both were faintly creative here....
overall- niix.....basicly every thing was even exept for the hardness an integrity of the verse's....niix took that

drop an honest vote here thanks
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...threadid=104183

I wasn't feelin Brendan cause his intro was so fuckin long. Both verse were dope. I think Phoeniixs punches hit harder. Brendan took the creative catergory, some of his shit had me laughin out loud. I give this to Phoeniix tho cause he had the better overall verse with harder hittin punches
please drop an honest one here http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...threadid=103729

Brendan came better than expected, i think it's safe to say he'll elevate quickly. Nice battle man, i like your style. I still think Phoenix took this with experience and punches that landed better. He also takes flow and personals in my mind but it wasn't that much of a massacre though he takes all catagories but structure....Brendan, once again, i think you're good, keep elevating. Good battle guys.

Yo i give this to Brendan hands down i mean his little comedy speech was only too long to read if u read at a fuckin 2nd grade level. the verse was real tight and had some fuckin funny shit
Punches were B's Flow was B's simply he had better and more creative punches

vote: Brendan

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hmmm.. pretty close battle after all.. but my vote goes out to pheoniix after reading both verses twice i just thought that Pheoniix came out with stronger and harder landing punches then bren did...anyways Bren you had a good verse its just that i wasnt feelin it that well...good work by both.. No Hate just a vote.
Props to both

Overall-Phoeniix

Can Both of you return the favor and vote honestly on my battle
I took the time you should too.

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...threadid=104281

Thank You.Much appriciated
Peace

Brendan-opener was wack, had pretty good punches, nice humor, that piggie line was nice wordplay, one multi

Phoenix-opener was still wack, first bar was tight, punches were good, personals were nice, humor was nice

Conclusion- this was a tight battle, both came wit good humor and punches but i think that phoenix takes this with the personal in the first bar

VOTE- Phoenix

yo if u dont mind can u respond in my battle versus lil' tagger

peace.............