McProfit vs. MC Nookie
 

I don't care what your record is. Vetran or Noob I'll take you on.
(trying not to sound cocky) Just lookin for a battle.
10 lines minimum
check in within 5 mins
spit within 20 mins after check in
No hate
No brackets and shit like that
No crew
No d/r
No recycling and prewriting.

Peace!

checkin back, gl homie...
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good luck to you too. AIght
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Pot, bongs, sexy, money and hip-hop/
To bad "G" it seems to be everything your not/
You couldn't pull that shit off if you tried/
Your profile seems to be just fuckin lies/
Tha "gangsta" who couldn't/
You pulled out your dick and the chick said she "wouldn't"/
You can't survive in a battle with me/
I'm the most illest elevatin MC/
You lyrics are wack and off the hook/
You couldn't get better if you memorized Niccoló Machiavelli's book/
Bitch you could never even freestyle/
Sorry boi but you seem to be Britney Spears with that 1 more mile


Stuff:
First line: Read profile
Niccoló Machiavelli's : The mad who inspired Tu Pac when he was in Prison.
Britney Spear: 1 more mile (her song stronger). . I have a little sister.

Aight bro you only have a couple more mins to spit.. . . . .. Good luck.............................................. ..............................................

now i'll start this rhyme without a cent of respect//
this guy's as wack as his first attempts at havin sex//
get off it, no profits in your banque de swisse//
empty pockets, lost his hotness, he's a wank like Chrit*//
18 year old net nerd, twirlin words, like he's a vet//
meet the best with verbs, and get your purse, cause you have to pay respect//
switch it, hitcha bit ya like a Doberman thats shitz I'm delvin//
little bitch ass baby boy, makin noise, I'm ya Melvin//
textbook crew, wreck and shook from takin dues//
and screwed from playin stupid tunes, play on stage and you get 'boo'ed//
so i close these lines, like this dead guys eyes//
realised his time to die, cause he's a member of GuySpy*//


explanations -

GuySpy?

Who Is This Fag Chrit?

sweet as... no hate...

Lmfao! That site is halarious. Guyspy Lmfao that's shizzle is off the mofuckin hook. . Haha. good fuckin times...............................

Hey nookie, Chrit was a better lyricist than you could ever even think of becomming...you should jsut quit rapbattles cause you suck...don't ever you our open mic as a link again you whore...

fo sho nikkuh. dat site is some fucked up shit huh?
anyways, uppin this fo some votes.......................
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cmon peeps. we be needin votes on this. drop a link after your vote, and i'll drop one back to your battle. McProfit prolly will do his best too...
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^^^ He's right I'll vote on your battles also. And anyways y'all know me by now I always vote. Peace Nuckas...................

Mc Nookie took this in my eyes. More complicated verse with better punches. Mc Profit came through oright , but just not hard enough. He had the flow. But punches is what counts here and i feel MC Nookie took this. Not by much. -no hate-

please vote honestly
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...15&pagenumber=2

uppin fo some mo votes peeps..............................
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ok.....this is the breakdown....Very close battle..So the overall will be the winner....here goes............Drum roll Please........(DRUM DRUM DRUM Drum)

ok heres the Part......

And the flow goes to.....BOTH>><< why! cuz they were evenly Read!

And the Structure goes to....BOTH.....NO COMMENT BLAAAAA

And the Punches go to....(awkard silense fills the air.) MC nookie....Close call on this...

And the Personals go to....Both...Seems like a tie!

And Complex goes to...both!

Overall vote goes to Mc Nookie....

bob tell him what he has won!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Vote From Theprophet777 and 2 links to hit his battles up and return the favor by voting honestly! THATS IT

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...threadid=104513
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...threadid=103792

check this out and give a vote
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...threadid=104528