check dis out.
 

SO....

Check out these flavor raps (18th century imperialism. Its hiphophurray):


This here's for my boy Napoleon/
who got mo' chicks than a freakin' Cappadocian/
He's the conquer mac dad/
from Spain to Stalingrad/
takin cities, fuckin' titties, gettin' Herpes just a tad/
He's the mighty Europe stompah/
Austro-Hungarian whompah/
the 18th cent'ry wiz/
always cookin' up a blizz/
takin' cities, fuckin' titties, gettin' Herpes was his biz/

O. they say the sun never sets on the British Empire
Because mulletstation is their bright burning pyre
The bloodshed, the conquerer, the deciever himself
Dutchman I promise you gold in exchange for your delft
Oops I lied, I shot you in the face
And now I drag you out of your mansion by yo fugly shoe lace
Now I take ur delft that u be workin on so long
Hell, doin this aint right but it aint wrong
The Tea 'n tit empire that I be representin
Its here because of da missions that da queen be sentin


*delft is a type of pottery that the regions of the netherlands are famous for
*napolean is whats referred to in the first thingy

You Suck.

lmao thats mean

Its true

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aw come on. Im just a old bored out of his skull while waiting for winter break to end so I can get back to college.

Also, whose to say that I suck? Is there a definitive RAP authority out there?

Hell. I only wrote this because im busy working on my thesis with my partner for Fundamentalist Imperialism...

I think it has it has a "novelty" angle to it....

:)